Amby Bamby
@amby.bsky.social
give me a corn dog and a plane ticket to anywhere.
my girls are my world.
gig ‘em forever.
texan, but not that kind.
lawyer, but not that kind.
my girls are my world.
gig ‘em forever.
texan, but not that kind.
lawyer, but not that kind.
How many birthday parties can we have on championship Saturday?
Three. The answer is three. 😐
Can kids just like, stop birthdaying or 😂
Three. The answer is three. 😐
Can kids just like, stop birthdaying or 😂
December 6, 2025 at 5:48 PM
How many birthday parties can we have on championship Saturday?
Three. The answer is three. 😐
Can kids just like, stop birthdaying or 😂
Three. The answer is three. 😐
Can kids just like, stop birthdaying or 😂
I know I’m old because I saw this and was like, “ya, that’s how I’m tryna be…working from home in my bed, surrounded by pillows 😂😂”
And then all the reviews are like “this set is amazing, I got it after my seven surgeries and it was a lifesaver”
And then all the reviews are like “this set is amazing, I got it after my seven surgeries and it was a lifesaver”
December 5, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I know I’m old because I saw this and was like, “ya, that’s how I’m tryna be…working from home in my bed, surrounded by pillows 😂😂”
And then all the reviews are like “this set is amazing, I got it after my seven surgeries and it was a lifesaver”
And then all the reviews are like “this set is amazing, I got it after my seven surgeries and it was a lifesaver”
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not quite what i meant by “the houston astros need to get right with god”
December 3, 2025 at 3:51 PM
not quite what i meant by “the houston astros need to get right with god”
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Time marches on…
👶👦🧔♂️👴💀
👶👦🧔♂️👴💀
December 3, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Time marches on…
👶👦🧔♂️👴💀
👶👦🧔♂️👴💀
I hope our players aren’t finding out on the internet 😐
December 3, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I hope our players aren’t finding out on the internet 😐
one of the most ridiculous scenes in all of 24 is Jack hiding under a truck while like 12 police officers roam a parking lot looking for him and he’s on the phone with his wife & daughter just having a heartfelt conversation about how they’re gonna be a family again. As if nobody is gonna hear you.
December 3, 2025 at 2:25 AM
one of the most ridiculous scenes in all of 24 is Jack hiding under a truck while like 12 police officers roam a parking lot looking for him and he’s on the phone with his wife & daughter just having a heartfelt conversation about how they’re gonna be a family again. As if nobody is gonna hear you.
My kid has been BEGGING for at least 3 years for an elf. I refuse to DO elf on the shelf. I ain’t got time for that. And we ain’t having no cop elf in this house.
But I finally was like “so what does this elf do in your mind?” And she said “he sits on the shelf and nobody can touch it but we can
But I finally was like “so what does this elf do in your mind?” And she said “he sits on the shelf and nobody can touch it but we can
December 2, 2025 at 8:10 PM
My kid has been BEGGING for at least 3 years for an elf. I refuse to DO elf on the shelf. I ain’t got time for that. And we ain’t having no cop elf in this house.
But I finally was like “so what does this elf do in your mind?” And she said “he sits on the shelf and nobody can touch it but we can
But I finally was like “so what does this elf do in your mind?” And she said “he sits on the shelf and nobody can touch it but we can
Hugging in their sleep 😽
December 2, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Hugging in their sleep 😽
Me, every year: “okay seriously though, I’m not gonna go wild with gifts this year”
Me, every year taking inventory of everything I’ve gotten: “……oh.”
Me, every year taking inventory of everything I’ve gotten: “……oh.”
December 2, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Me, every year: “okay seriously though, I’m not gonna go wild with gifts this year”
Me, every year taking inventory of everything I’ve gotten: “……oh.”
Me, every year taking inventory of everything I’ve gotten: “……oh.”
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sorry i told you i’d do that thing and then disappeared into a depression hole for 2-4 weeks. it will happen again
December 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
sorry i told you i’d do that thing and then disappeared into a depression hole for 2-4 weeks. it will happen again
We have an appt this afternoon to find out if my littlest one needs surgery, and she had a dentist appointment this morning, so she’s really having herself a DAY.
December 1, 2025 at 8:04 PM
We have an appt this afternoon to find out if my littlest one needs surgery, and she had a dentist appointment this morning, so she’s really having herself a DAY.
How many other ridiculous things can happen in ten seconds
November 30, 2025 at 4:28 AM
How many other ridiculous things can happen in ten seconds
Shocked they’re not negating that with a targeting lol
November 30, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Shocked they’re not negating that with a targeting lol
Never doubt Auburn Jesus, y’all
November 30, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Never doubt Auburn Jesus, y’all
Is the ball covered in butter
November 30, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Is the ball covered in butter
Feels low tbh
There’s time for at least 9 more insane things to happen in this game.
November 30, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Feels low tbh
Can ESPN just GIVE IT A REST already?!?!
They have FIVE two loss teams in the graphic for playoff resume comparisons and he’s like “but don’t forget about one team who isn’t up here - and that’s three-loss Texas”
Ya, they aren’t up there because they have three losses. One of which was to FLORIDA.
They have FIVE two loss teams in the graphic for playoff resume comparisons and he’s like “but don’t forget about one team who isn’t up here - and that’s three-loss Texas”
Ya, they aren’t up there because they have three losses. One of which was to FLORIDA.
November 30, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Can ESPN just GIVE IT A REST already?!?!
They have FIVE two loss teams in the graphic for playoff resume comparisons and he’s like “but don’t forget about one team who isn’t up here - and that’s three-loss Texas”
Ya, they aren’t up there because they have three losses. One of which was to FLORIDA.
They have FIVE two loss teams in the graphic for playoff resume comparisons and he’s like “but don’t forget about one team who isn’t up here - and that’s three-loss Texas”
Ya, they aren’t up there because they have three losses. One of which was to FLORIDA.
There was definitely a whistle what on earth just happened
November 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
There was definitely a whistle what on earth just happened
Did they just….pull the turkey off the bones with their bare hands?!?! Are those naked elbow noodles?! Just a pan of naked noods. And not a speck of seasoning to be found in the beans or taters or macaroni. Nada. Zilch. None.
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
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November 30, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Did they just….pull the turkey off the bones with their bare hands?!?! Are those naked elbow noodles?! Just a pan of naked noods. And not a speck of seasoning to be found in the beans or taters or macaroni. Nada. Zilch. None.
Oh that bookie can run
November 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Oh that bookie can run