Dan Bennett
nerdyattorney.bsky.social
Dan Bennett
@nerdyattorney.bsky.social
Portland-based appellate nerd and regular nerd. Public Defender.
December 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The name's Ipsum. Lorem Ipsum.
June 30, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Caves of Qud
people need to learn about the water cycle
June 6, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I’m sorry it’s a what?
May 28, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Hey @mtsw.bsky.social, is there any heuristic that might help me make sense of this headline and image choice?
April 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Reposted by Dan Bennett
every college, corporate, and nonprofit president right now
March 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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February 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
@brandonbird.bsky.social thank you for the joy that the opening of our new calendar brought us this Christmas morning!
December 25, 2024 at 6:02 PM
Starting to worry that between the original’s poor performance and the passage of several decades we might never get to see Leonard Part 7.
December 11, 2024 at 6:07 PM
GOTY
December 8, 2024 at 4:58 AM
Fascinating to see who loses their minds at the rise of a social media platform operating on the radical idea of “let people see content they want.”
November 22, 2024 at 3:29 PM
The nice thing about the blocklists is it
makes chud sightings a rare enough occasion that I get a little frisson of excitement when I get to deliver a bespoke block.
November 17, 2024 at 7:13 AM
I can tell this site is popular now because not everyone is funny.
November 17, 2024 at 12:05 AM
I had assumed that to be a prerequisite.
November 15, 2024 at 3:27 AM
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“DON’T TINKER WITH TAYLOR!” SAY SOLDIERS, SPIES
WASHINGTON, Aug 9 (Reuters) - The United States shared information with Austrian authorities to help foil threats to Taylor Swift's concerns in Vienna, the White House said on Friday.
August 9, 2024 at 6:18 PM
New agony of defeat just dropped.
Olympics not going great for this one guy
July 27, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Tutorial level.
June 14, 2024 at 8:25 PM
I have good jokes about Scylla and Charybdis but I can’t choose.
i have a really good joke about lethe but
I have a joke about Oedipus, but it's a motherfucker.
May 11, 2024 at 12:43 AM
Are you supposed to run from a solar eclipse and play dead with a lunar eclipse or vice versa? I can never remember.
April 7, 2024 at 11:33 PM
This new Beyoncé cover of Jolene is really good, but the song loses a little something when the singer is unable to conceive of Jolene as posing any romantic threat whatsoever.
March 29, 2024 at 6:08 PM
This meal just cost me $78 at Newark Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.
September 21, 2023 at 8:48 PM
quote with a game that is nostalgic to you
August 31, 2023 at 12:48 AM