Phil
@heardyoulooking.bsky.social
He/him. Reply guy and courtesy faver. Usually not much to say other than dumb puns and jokes for maybe 3 people.
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I’m faffing off to a lad mag
December 7, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I’m faffing off to a lad mag
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Me taking the last pizza roll at a party
December 6, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Me taking the last pizza roll at a party
Sure thing dollar store version of Val Kilmer in Top Gun. You get to go first.
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
Joe Lonsdale Calls For Public Hangings
Silicon Valley radicalization escalates
www.thenerdreich.com
December 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Sure thing dollar store version of Val Kilmer in Top Gun. You get to go first.
My brother just said "Oh shit Dave Portnoy is a different guy I was wondering why everyone was mad at the drummer from Dream Theater"
December 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Dudes on here Beatles-plaining to Andrew Hickey. Couldn’t be me.
December 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Dudes on here Beatles-plaining to Andrew Hickey. Couldn’t be me.
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you know what’s missing in music these days, is the deedle-dee. like ‘lord i was born a ramblin man [DEEDLE-DEE].’ or ‘workin for the clampdown [DEEDLE-DEE].’ i know this is chopped as hell of me but the deedle-dees are the best part of every song they’re in so 🤷♀️
December 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
you know what’s missing in music these days, is the deedle-dee. like ‘lord i was born a ramblin man [DEEDLE-DEE].’ or ‘workin for the clampdown [DEEDLE-DEE].’ i know this is chopped as hell of me but the deedle-dees are the best part of every song they’re in so 🤷♀️
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He looks like a fuckin wikihow dog
December 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
He looks like a fuckin wikihow dog
Me taking the last pizza roll at a party
December 6, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Me taking the last pizza roll at a party
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Every holiday should have its version of The Grinch
January 1, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Every holiday should have its version of The Grinch
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Grinch, Granch, Grunch
December 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Grinch, Granch, Grunch
More like American Can’t No more work for Vanity Fair
December 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
More like American Can’t No more work for Vanity Fair
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My therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick, "You should go drink seven pints and also no one is allowed to be mad at you."
December 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
My therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick, "You should go drink seven pints and also no one is allowed to be mad at you."
They should combine the cash cab and the bang bus for a really exciting show
December 5, 2025 at 12:02 AM
They should combine the cash cab and the bang bus for a really exciting show
Noel and Liam Oasis
December 4, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Noel and Liam Oasis
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no i do not want to give you my email for 10% off. and furthermore, I don’t think i should have to click a button that says “i’m a dumb bitch” to indicate that. you’re a website that sells blankets and you can’t speak to me like that.
December 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
no i do not want to give you my email for 10% off. and furthermore, I don’t think i should have to click a button that says “i’m a dumb bitch” to indicate that. you’re a website that sells blankets and you can’t speak to me like that.
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*to the tune of dear prudence* paul prudhomme
December 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
*to the tune of dear prudence* paul prudhomme
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If you’re a parent considering buying your child a guitar for Christmas this year,
feel free to use this handy chart I made as a resource before buying!
feel free to use this handy chart I made as a resource before buying!
December 4, 2025 at 10:28 PM
If you’re a parent considering buying your child a guitar for Christmas this year,
feel free to use this handy chart I made as a resource before buying!
feel free to use this handy chart I made as a resource before buying!
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A racehorse with a weak stream pissing like a guy
September 7, 2025 at 5:19 AM
A racehorse with a weak stream pissing like a guy
I thought this was Paul F Tompkins at first
Les Claypool's Steam Punkle: The Steampunk Uncle is the first movie in history to gross negative money at the box office
(Source: tinyurl.com/ymcer8ym)
(Source: tinyurl.com/ymcer8ym)
December 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I thought this was Paul F Tompkins at first