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Phil

@heardyoulooking.bsky.social

630 followers 280 following 4.8K posts

He/him. Reply guy and courtesy faver. Usually not much to say other than dumb puns and jokes for maybe 3 people.

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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 2h

I just logged the ones I’ve seen after I signed up.

Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 2h

They’d probably be watery and kinda slimy like a fried mushroom

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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 6h

bsky.app/profile/hear...

Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · Jul 12

That Bette Davis Eyes song but it’s about Gary Busey’s teeth

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 1d

Started saying mucho to my Spanish friends. It means a lot to them

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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 6h

Personally, I like gambling and go to Vegas fairly often, but damn, there’s too much gambling nowadays

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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 6h

You should have to either be at a casino or know a guy to make a sports bet

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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 1d

bouncer at the show i went to last night looked at my driver's license photo from when i was 16 and said "that ain't you no more, Jeremy"

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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 6h

Anyone have a torrent link where I can download a car, or is it like some usenet thing?

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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 22h

It’s short for Happening Gilmore

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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 1d

Love an Italian meatball, and when you don’t have to make them? Mamma Mia

Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 1d

Correct

Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 1d

Oh dang, best wishes to all involved

Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 1d

Jeep people, with their little rubber ducks, are really weird

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Mixmaster Morris @mixmastermorris.bsky.social · 1d

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Clutchy McGritterson @mcgritterson.industries · 1d

I haven't posted Lars Ulrich, the Toilet in a while. Here's Lars Ulrich, the Toilet.

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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 1d

A couple of things I like to mince are garlic and words

Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 1d

Tim Heidecker,, thanks

upon further reflection, there is a small part of me that feels I sent the wrong message, regarding the Riyahd Comedy Festival last night. While, I do think it's important for comedy to have the opportunity to thrive in all parts of the globe, there are some aspects of The Royal Highness, King Salmon and his leadership in the region that i don't agree with entirely, but it's a different culture when it comes to freedom and rights and I gotta respect that we are all different and have different values. My manager is now investigating the possibility of donating some of my fee to a charity for Vetrans of War.

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Old Timey Food @oldtimey.bsky.social · 4d

Double, double,
desiccated vegetables and no trouble

Wellcome Collection
between 1890 and 1899

The Portable Food Co's consolidated soups and dessicated vegetables : "no trouble" : Burn, fire! Cauldron bubble! Splendid soup, NO TROUBLE.
Portable Food Company.
Date:
[between 1890 and 1899?]
Advertisement image shows three women around a cauldron labeled "no trouble;" they are wearing aprons and caps and each carries a giant spoon. For some reason the spoons are labeled 1, 2, and 6.

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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 1d

I’m being extremely normal about this video

Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 1d

Can I offer you a nice Anne Hathaway dancing in these trying times?

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Flannel: Dead and Loving it @flanneloccluded.bsky.social · 1d

“My best quality, is my unwavering allegiance to myself”

Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 2d

What's Shakin...??? I'm Tina Taranova

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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 1d

Incredible 👸

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Lil Miss Sinister Fairy Godbitch of the Burrow Mump 🧚‍♂️😈🌾 @fairygodmegan.bsky.social · 2d

What's Shakin...??? I'm Tina Taranova

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Dan Hopper @danhopp.bsky.social · 1d

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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 2d

Speaking of unwashed, look at this bigot’s nasty shirt

Disgusting shirt worn by a disgusting person

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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 2d

Stfu racist bitch