Phil
@heardyoulooking.bsky.social
He/him. Reply guy and courtesy faver. Usually not much to say other than dumb puns and jokes for maybe 3 people.
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<Mick Jagger grilling for the rest of the Stones voice> My sweet baby ray’s
June 2, 2024 at 6:57 PM
<Mick Jagger grilling for the rest of the Stones voice> My sweet baby ray’s
You heard this band Tamin’ Paula?
December 9, 2025 at 1:02 AM
You heard this band Tamin’ Paula?
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More like dying más
COME IN, SIT DOWN. YOUR MOTHER AND I WOULD LIKE A WORD WITH YOU
December 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
More like dying más
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just remembered the greatest post of all time
June 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
just remembered the greatest post of all time
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Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
LOS GATOS, CA—In an attempt to fend off growing competition from Paramount and Netflix, Plex CEO Keith Valory announced Monday that the streaming platform had submitted a $35 bid for Warner Bros. Disc...
theonion.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
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Who gives a shit?
Actors David Burtka and Neil Patrick Harris are passionate about parties. They describe themselves as a “mixed sobriety couple” and have built a reputation for hosting parties that are lively and inclusive — whether their guests drink or don’t.
How David Burtka and Neil Patrick Harris Include Everyone at the Party — No Booze Necessary
David Burtka and Neil Patrick Harris want to include everyone at the party. Burtka shares the couple’s tips to make both drinkers and non-drinkers feel celebrated.
nyti.ms
December 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Who gives a shit?
I don’t care if it’s trash. I love this shit.
December 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I don’t care if it’s trash. I love this shit.
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Be real with me, if there was an ugly little guy who jacked off to feet and talked shit about Paul dano that didn’t make movies you guys would love him
December 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Be real with me, if there was an ugly little guy who jacked off to feet and talked shit about Paul dano that didn’t make movies you guys would love him
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i had a dream that i made a meme called Spawn Mulaney and its just john mulaney bits on screenshots from Spawn (1997) and he hated it so much that he sent me death threats
December 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
i had a dream that i made a meme called Spawn Mulaney and its just john mulaney bits on screenshots from Spawn (1997) and he hated it so much that he sent me death threats
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Tired: Glup Shitto
Wired: Darth Crumbo
Wired: Darth Crumbo
December 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Tired: Glup Shitto
Wired: Darth Crumbo
Wired: Darth Crumbo
![star wars fan: [crying] you cant keep doing this
george lucas: now this guy is a pretty bad customer. his name is darth crumbo](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:f653djvyvvlyxpxjrp76vfyq/bafkreib2d5324zbnseahsxhifwsupgkjqzhgoqr37ea3332dkbesidz46y@jpeg)
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December 8, 2025 at 4:58 PM
More like Dumb Judy Densch
December 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
More like Dumb Judy Densch
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cool just let me know when they're all dead
The online MAGA-verse were at each other’s throats more than usual this weekend, as right-wing commentators Benny Johnson, Milo Yiannopoulos, and Tucker Carlson were all points of controversy.
Here's what happened: trib.al/UcjcHOn
Here's what happened: trib.al/UcjcHOn
MAGA Straight Up Imploded This Weekend—And It’s Beyond Messy
Tucker Carlson, Milo Yiannopoulos, and Benny Johnson are just more proof that the MAGA base is fraying at the seams.
trib.al
December 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
cool just let me know when they're all dead
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We got you that Star Wars toy you wanted for Christmas, son, we got you the doll based off this guy:
December 8, 2025 at 1:37 AM
We got you that Star Wars toy you wanted for Christmas, son, we got you the doll based off this guy:
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laurence of my labia
January 10, 2024 at 8:48 PM
laurence of my labia
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OK I did this quick and dirty and it turned out way better than I expected. If I had the skill or technology to separate out the original music track I would
March 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
OK I did this quick and dirty and it turned out way better than I expected. If I had the skill or technology to separate out the original music track I would
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I’m faffing off to a lad mag
December 7, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I’m faffing off to a lad mag
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Me taking the last pizza roll at a party
December 6, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Me taking the last pizza roll at a party
Sure thing dollar store version of Val Kilmer in Top Gun. You get to go first.
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
Joe Lonsdale Calls For Public Hangings
Silicon Valley radicalization escalates
www.thenerdreich.com
December 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Sure thing dollar store version of Val Kilmer in Top Gun. You get to go first.
My brother just said "Oh shit Dave Portnoy is a different guy I was wondering why everyone was mad at the drummer from Dream Theater"
December 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM