Anthony D. Herrera
@aherrera.bsky.social
Writer from San Antonio, Tx. My debut novel Aickman: Tales of a Normal Childhood is available now on Amazon: https://a.co/d/h3aCvnK
Facebook has reminded me of an argument that took place at the call center I worked at 14 years ago. The argument was between a gay male co-worker and our lady boss. The substance of the argument was simply GAY MEN Vs. WOMEN: WHO IS WORSE?
November 25, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Facebook has reminded me of an argument that took place at the call center I worked at 14 years ago. The argument was between a gay male co-worker and our lady boss. The substance of the argument was simply GAY MEN Vs. WOMEN: WHO IS WORSE?
Christmas Disco Medley For Those Who Celebrate www.youtube.com/watch?v=RncP...
The Salsoul Orchestra - Christmas Medley (HQ/Vinyl)
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November 25, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Christmas Disco Medley For Those Who Celebrate www.youtube.com/watch?v=RncP...
When I was little, I used to pretend that the round baubles on the Christmas tree were tiny Universes where billions of people lived and whenever one broke that meant that those billions of people died and so by that logic, our cats were some of the worst mass murderers in history.
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
When I was little, I used to pretend that the round baubles on the Christmas tree were tiny Universes where billions of people lived and whenever one broke that meant that those billions of people died and so by that logic, our cats were some of the worst mass murderers in history.
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If you let the Dominos delivery tracker just keep running, it'll start telling you all the fucked up shit the delivery driver does with the rest of their day.
November 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
If you let the Dominos delivery tracker just keep running, it'll start telling you all the fucked up shit the delivery driver does with the rest of their day.
Here's a true Story: 8 years ago, we gave the remains of the Thanksgiving turkey to our dog Lt. Dan (RIP) and he stripped it good but then brought the skeleton to the backyard door and, using his mouth, purposefully filled the carcass with grass cuttings and a piece of fluff from one of his toys.
November 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Here's a true Story: 8 years ago, we gave the remains of the Thanksgiving turkey to our dog Lt. Dan (RIP) and he stripped it good but then brought the skeleton to the backyard door and, using his mouth, purposefully filled the carcass with grass cuttings and a piece of fluff from one of his toys.
Just got the news: My friend Kevin was fucked to death by the Charmin Bears in a Wendy's bathroom. It’s how he always wished to die. I am grateful to those coprophiliac bears for making dreams come true in these dark times.
November 24, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Just got the news: My friend Kevin was fucked to death by the Charmin Bears in a Wendy's bathroom. It’s how he always wished to die. I am grateful to those coprophiliac bears for making dreams come true in these dark times.
Being new to pecan pie, I had no understanding of just how much sugar is crammed into it nor the cumulative effect it would have on my body such that I currently feel as though I am less than human but more than a God. If this is what death feels like, then I am truly afraid.
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Being new to pecan pie, I had no understanding of just how much sugar is crammed into it nor the cumulative effect it would have on my body such that I currently feel as though I am less than human but more than a God. If this is what death feels like, then I am truly afraid.
Even after all these years, if I play as someone other than Luigi on Super Mario 2, it just seems wrong. Like how a sinner must feel.
November 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Even after all these years, if I play as someone other than Luigi on Super Mario 2, it just seems wrong. Like how a sinner must feel.
That time me and the bros caused an emergency landing because we were doing Light As A Feather, Stiff As A Board at 5000 feet.
November 24, 2025 at 2:23 AM
That time me and the bros caused an emergency landing because we were doing Light As A Feather, Stiff As A Board at 5000 feet.
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I remember one Thanksgiving during grace I secretly prayed that the turkey would stand up and start screaming about what bird hell was like and it actually did and when I looked at everyone's faces, I realized we had all been praying for the exact same thing.
November 22, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I remember one Thanksgiving during grace I secretly prayed that the turkey would stand up and start screaming about what bird hell was like and it actually did and when I looked at everyone's faces, I realized we had all been praying for the exact same thing.
Post a movie from where you’re from
November 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Post a movie from where you’re from
Got some really thick egg nog so I tried to see if you could make pancakes with it and learned that is simply not how pancakes work.
November 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Got some really thick egg nog so I tried to see if you could make pancakes with it and learned that is simply not how pancakes work.
Trying to have a day that feels like how Don’t Get Me Wrong by The Pretenders sounds.
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Trying to have a day that feels like how Don’t Get Me Wrong by The Pretenders sounds.
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Kinda weird how Santa keeps referring to Jesus as "The Interloper" and saying that Rudolph's light shall, "Vanquish Vatican Lies," on his podcast.
November 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Kinda weird how Santa keeps referring to Jesus as "The Interloper" and saying that Rudolph's light shall, "Vanquish Vatican Lies," on his podcast.
Kinda weird how Santa keeps referring to Jesus as "The Interloper" and saying that Rudolph's light shall, "Vanquish Vatican Lies," on his podcast.
November 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Kinda weird how Santa keeps referring to Jesus as "The Interloper" and saying that Rudolph's light shall, "Vanquish Vatican Lies," on his podcast.
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Fucking around in the storm drains. Got strange mud in my eyes. I can see things now. I can see the 5G. It's got teeth. We're surrounded by teeth.
November 22, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Fucking around in the storm drains. Got strange mud in my eyes. I can see things now. I can see the 5G. It's got teeth. We're surrounded by teeth.
I remember one Thanksgiving during grace I secretly prayed that the turkey would stand up and start screaming about what bird hell was like and it actually did and when I looked at everyone's faces, I realized we had all been praying for the exact same thing.
November 22, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I remember one Thanksgiving during grace I secretly prayed that the turkey would stand up and start screaming about what bird hell was like and it actually did and when I looked at everyone's faces, I realized we had all been praying for the exact same thing.
Biracial Canadian With A Giraffe Heart Watches Grown Ups 2 (2013) For The First Time| I Never Knew...
November 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Biracial Canadian With A Giraffe Heart Watches Grown Ups 2 (2013) For The First Time| I Never Knew...
Fucking around in the storm drains. Got strange mud in my eyes. I can see things now. I can see the 5G. It's got teeth. We're surrounded by teeth.
November 22, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Fucking around in the storm drains. Got strange mud in my eyes. I can see things now. I can see the 5G. It's got teeth. We're surrounded by teeth.
They should make a series that's a behind the scenes look at the production of the "I'd Buy That For A Dollar" show from Robocop.
November 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
They should make a series that's a behind the scenes look at the production of the "I'd Buy That For A Dollar" show from Robocop.
If you let the Dominos delivery tracker just keep running, it'll start telling you all the fucked up shit the delivery driver does with the rest of their day.
November 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
If you let the Dominos delivery tracker just keep running, it'll start telling you all the fucked up shit the delivery driver does with the rest of their day.
Hey, what does it mean when Christmas carolers come to your house in the middle of the day and the only song they sing is Goodbye Horses?
November 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Hey, what does it mean when Christmas carolers come to your house in the middle of the day and the only song they sing is Goodbye Horses?
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Morpheus kicked me out his gang because my Matrix avatar dressed like when The Undertaker was a biker and I insisted that my new cool name be Senator Rockabilly.
November 20, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Morpheus kicked me out his gang because my Matrix avatar dressed like when The Undertaker was a biker and I insisted that my new cool name be Senator Rockabilly.
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Those who survive the ordeal of Wish and Dream are said to be "alive" in scientific terms but in all other forms of measurement and philosophy are unclassifiable.
November 20, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Those who survive the ordeal of Wish and Dream are said to be "alive" in scientific terms but in all other forms of measurement and philosophy are unclassifiable.
Saw this movie the other night. Presents an NYC full of total fucking assholes and racist psychopaths all just a hair's breadth away from murdering each other. Also, James Brolin's hair is flawless. www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCAJ...
Night of the Juggler – Official 4K Restoration Trailer
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November 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Saw this movie the other night. Presents an NYC full of total fucking assholes and racist psychopaths all just a hair's breadth away from murdering each other. Also, James Brolin's hair is flawless. www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCAJ...