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Anthony D. Herrera
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Writer from San Antonio, Tx. My debut novel Aickman: Tales of a Normal Childhood is available now on Amazon: https://a.co/d/h3aCvnK
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Okay, so you're Mathilda May in Lifeforce? THAT DON'T IMPRESSA ME MUCH!
Two large breasted clown vampire aliens.
January 23, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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As a fat man, I've always dreamed of owning this outfit that John Candy wears in Who's Harry Crumb.
John Candy wearing an amazing turquoise outfit in the guise of some sort of foreign man in Who's Harry Crumb Another picture showing off John Candy's amazing turquoise outfit John Candy smiling, probably because his amazing turquoise outfit is co cool
January 16, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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My gifts were all Taskmaster or Bud Spencer themed just like any reasonable person.
Picture of a book about Bud Spencer and a Taskmaster themed mug and notebook
December 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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This happed to my cousin back in '15. The ghosts didn't show up on my iPhone camera, so I had to draw it from memory.
A poorly drawn bald man of indeterminate ethnicity is plagued by tiny gingerbread ghosts flying in and out of his body. Above him in quotes is written, "My Body! My beautiful body! Now nothing mor than a prison for the spirits of the Ginger Dead!" Below him is text that reads, "Said the man who ate a haunted gingerbread house. Got those spooky guts."
December 23, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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About ten years ago, I worked overnight at a downtown parking garage, and it was my job to sweep up after all the drunks finally left and this was one of the worse pieces of garbage I ever found.
White paper bag laying on asphalt with "I'm trying to nail both these chicks" written on it in red.
December 20, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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I do all my Christmas shopping at the Goodwill.
A creepy little girl doll with a receding hair line in held in front of a Christmas tree. Price tag from the Goodwill on display. Goofy rhino candle holder in front of a Christmas tree. Classic 90s style Trapper Keeper in front of a Christmas tree.
December 17, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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This happened at our family Christmas back in '98. Phones hadn't been invented yet so there was no way to take a picture which is why I had to draw it from memory.
A smiling man in a Christmas sweater rips off half his face which flutters in his left hand. His left eyeball has detached from the hunk of flesh and is being swatted at by an orange cat. Above him in parentheses is written, "The skin is the wrapping, the bones are the gift." Below him, adding context to the scene, is written, "Said cousin Leonard. Grandmas was, understandably, upset." There are those who would describe the picture as "bad" or made with "little skill" but that would make those people very mean and only interested in tearing others down.
December 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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The 2010s were a wild time.
Slenderman, in a snazzy yet tasteful and formfitting Christmas outfit, is surrounded by bald, emotionless children dressed in Christmas sweaters with his arms outstretched. Above him is the quote, "This Holiday Season the most important thing is to kill in my name. Now Please welcome Mr. Josh Groban!" Below this picture is an explanatory caption that says, "The Slenderman Christmas Special lifted the nation's spirit"
December 11, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Went to the Mexican Market to do some Christmas shopping today. Do you think these water bottles would make good gifts?
Water Bottles shaped like penises with the words Chug It written on them
December 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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At Christmastime in Newfoundland, they basically dress like 80s slasher villains and invade each others homes until they are too drunk to continue.
A collection of Mummers A collection of mummers A collection of Mummers Two mummers holding hands
December 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Got my Christmas Mummers up on the tree. I assure you they are in no way associated with the KKK. This is some drunken Canadian shit.
Three Newfoundland Christmas Mummer ornaments hanging from a tree.
December 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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The city council of San Antonio has forced me to change my phone number. Underneath is the website where you can report me if I don't answer by saying "Hello, this is Tony Toilets the Toilet Bitch."
A sign on the side of a port-o-potty with 1-800-Toilets written on it and underneath that www.unitedservices.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Here's a true Story: 8 years ago, we gave the remains of the Thanksgiving turkey to our dog Lt. Dan (RIP) and he stripped it good but then brought the skeleton to the backyard door and, using his mouth, purposefully filled the carcass with grass cuttings and a piece of fluff from one of his toys.
A Thanksgiving turkey carcass with grass cuttings and a piece of fluff.
November 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Post a movie from where you’re from
Pee Wee Herman in front of the Alamo
November 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Those who survive the ordeal of Wish and Dream are said to be "alive" in scientific terms but in all other forms of measurement and philosophy are unclassifiable.
Two Lilly White Marionettes named Wish and Dream preside over a kingdom of liquid jars and pictures of strangers.
November 20, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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And I was all, "Hey man that chair is way too big for you. Ostentatious, even." And he was all, "I am a tiny baby made of gold."
A tiny metal baby sits in a blue chair much too large for it.
November 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Pease respect my widow’s privacy at this time.
A bald mannequin presents an emotion that is hard to pin down
November 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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My dad giving out candy
An elderly Mexican man wears a red wig while distributing Halloween candy
November 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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The House In My Neighborhood That Goes All Out
October 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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A madman in a tiny hat screams Trick or Treat Eat My Teeth over and over again while an unseen person comments that in the 30 Years since meeting the madman the thing they remember most is his tiny hat.
October 18, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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There's nothing wrong with Jessica
A poorly drawn picture of a child in a ghost costume holding a trick or treat bucket standing next to an actual ghost. Above them in quotes is written "Mommy and daddy say that Halloween is the only time Jessica can play with me outside anymore." Below them is written Not Even Death Could Keep The Harris Twins Apart.
October 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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There is nothing you can do to convince me that H.P. Lovecraft didn't talk and act exactly like the Earl Of Lemongrab.
A photo of HP Lovecraft A picture of the Earl of Lemongrab
October 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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You ask me what I believe. This is what I believe.
October 15, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Some pictures of Fucked Up Ape Boy Chad from the 1991 British miniseries Chimera
Close Up of fucked up Ape Boy Chad from the 1991 miniseries Chimera Action shot of fucked up Ape Boy Chad wielding a child as a weapon from the 1991 miniseries Chimera Sad close up of fucked up Ape Boy Chad from the 1991 miniseries Chimera Side view of Fucked Up Ape Boy Chad's long face from the 1991 miniseries Chimera
October 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Little doodle of a Manananggal from Filipino mythology drawn a while back by my friend Lala
Demonic Manananggal, a creature from Filipino mythology, which is the top half of a bare breasted woman with bat wings growing from her back and her entrails dragging beneath the rip in her body.
October 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM