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Phil

@heardyoulooking.bsky.social

630 followers 280 following 4.8K posts

He/him. Reply guy and courtesy faver. Usually not much to say other than dumb puns and jokes for maybe 3 people.

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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 14h

It also reminds me of the old Best Show bit where Tom was trying to figure out if Elvis ever saw Star Wars

rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 19h

you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones

Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 15h

This isn’t quite as extreme of a timeline, but it always blows my mind when I remember how John Lennon was really into Devo and the B-52s towards the end of his life.

rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 19h

you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones

Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 16h

Prayers up for Dolly 🙏

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 18h

Dolly Parton's sister is asking fans to "pray with me" amid the country music icon's health issues

Dolly Parton’s Sister Says ‘I Was Up All Night Praying’ Amid Country Icon’s Health Issues and Asks Fans to ‘Pray With Me’

Dolly Parton's sister Frieda is asking fans of the Queen of Country to "pray with me" amid Dolly's continued health struggles.

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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 16h

Your kids hate you. Probably your husband too.

Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 16h

Hey man, why don’t you shut up and eat a big bowl of shit

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 1d

it's called a fleshlight because jack-o-lantern was taken

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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 16h

And honestly, the first one is second tier Carpenter.

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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · Jun 24

the Stratocaster is the sole province of the sexual deviant, the pervert if you will.

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Plate Stealer @platestealer.bsky.social · Jun 24

If guitars were meant to have three pickups, contoured bodies, and spring tension vibrato, God would have put those things on the Telecaster

OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · Jun 24

the Stratocaster is the sole province of the sexual deviant, the pervert if you will.

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 17h

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Dinosaur Dracula 🦖🧛 @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social · 18h

The greatest thing I own or will ever own is this old retail standee where Dracula casually reveals a coffin full of Doritos and Pepsi.

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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 17h

Source: me, a honky

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 13d

🟠 @truth_teller9 𝑰 𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒓𝒖𝒕𝒉
No one alive today has seen a wooden chair

🟢 @chairman_realReal 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗶𝗿 𝗺𝗮𝗻
False.

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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 17h

This is how white people make enchiladas

Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 19h

"Kids! come down for dinner! The ham and bananas hollandaise is ready!"

Old 1970s dish of food for ham and bananas hollandaise

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 19h

Oscar Issac looking at some kind of electronic tablet.

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 19h

I’m not body shaming but I’m also honest this Texas boy is gonna roll through Portillo’s once and switch allegiances

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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 19h

I’m a big boy from Texas. Send me to Chicago please

Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 19h

More like One Burrito After Another

Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 19h

Apologies, I’ll try to be more clear in the future

Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 19h

Very funny that the people who this would appeal to have already forgotten about that guy lmao

Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 20h

Check out this insane truck I saw today.

Back of a truck with a picture of a dead racist bitch, the twin towers and an American flag, and the caption Never Forget 9/10 * 9/11

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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 23h

Nice riches. A little embarrassing though.

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 1d

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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 1d

Eat shit, pal