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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 2h

Trying to decide who had the funnier 60’s music career in an iconic band
The guy from 13th floor elevators who playing into a jug that he held a microphone next to
Or the guy from Country Joe and the Fish who played a train whistle sarcastically

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 7h

It seems like those magical Italian Days of Autumn come earlier and earlier every year

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 18h

A grown man in a custom shirt that asks a famously caked up baseball player to dump on them has their wish come true??
How can you not be romantic about baseball?

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 22h

What do we think about the b bender tele??

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 22h

At least we can both agree that the thinline tele is an abomination

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 22h

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 1d

Eating a whole big bag of yogurt covered pretzels at 5am and referring to them as
“My probiotics”

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 1d

Lowering a whole fish into my mouth and pulling out a completely bare fish skeleton like Heathcliff

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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 2d

they found a huge gas leak under every americans homes

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 2d

The Miami Hurricanes’ Ibis mascot “Sebastian” looked kind of like Richard Nixon while the FSU police were arresting him in 1989

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 2d

Remember what they took from you

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 3d

Bare ankles showing with no socks
Very, VERY disrespectful

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 3d

I will not be talked down to by a grown man wearing low-top converse

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 5d

Tonight’s Dinner Cooking Record

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 7d

Middle of the week happy hour with my wife is more sacred than church could ever be

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 8d

The U.S. Army has such an endemic cocaine, opiate and steroids abuse problem there’s going to be like 400 heart attacks at fort Bragg the first day of mandatory pt testing

Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 8d

The movie Heat (1995) is about how hard it is for guys to make friends over the age of 40

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 8d

Whenever Tide comes out with a new detergent that’s even better and more powerful than their last detergent, I look down at my old regular Tide with disgust and disdain

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 8d

Oh hell yeah! I’ll tip my cap to that
Been working on the “Hotter than a two dollar pistol” line from the corvette song myself

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 8d

All those Nudie suits were made for 5’6” guys with upper addictions lol

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 8d

How can ya hate the little guy???

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 8d

Been walking around the house trying to sing with George Jones’ twang and I think my wife is gonna kill me

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 8d

Australianism be damned, my boy can work a guitar!!
Keith if you want to move to Arizona I will demote myself to rhythm and I’ll even play on of your shitty cash grab “Urban” guitars
We don’t even have to talk about her!!

Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 9d

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have separated after 19 years, TMZ reports.

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Rhine Stoned Cowboy 🇵🇸 @bisqueboi.bsky.social · 9d

So little jauntiness these days

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