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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · Sep 2

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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 21m

that marmot video is so cute

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⚜︎ 𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝕭𝖗𝖚𝖙𝖊 ⚜︎ @bemilyonhere.bsky.social · 23m

dont read the ai overview to me u lil shrimp

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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 30m

i have one too but nobody is in my office so i just look at my phone instead

perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 32m

stuff costing a lot of money used to be like a no-scam premium. you paid a bit more but it was so you wouldnt get scammed. restaurant is a little more expensive, theres no rat poop in your food. hotel is a little more expensive, your shower works. now everything is a scam. what do you even buy now

perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 34m

you just need a spinny chair i think

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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 43m

its really hard :((

perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 44m

i only ate chick fil a once when i lived in boise and my friend took me to chick fil a and then carls jr to show me that carls jr spicy chicken sandwiches were better (he was really passionate about this) ((they were better))

perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 46m

angel numbers

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mousespouse @mouse.rodeo · 47m

hope this message finds u poorly xD

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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 47m

guys im too sexy for the internet. my butt is too big

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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 48m

they took a page from the chick fil a playbook

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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 50m

when comick.io went down and i couldnt read modulo and chainsaw man i felt like i was dying

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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 51m

this and chainsaw man movie is keeping me going rn

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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 1h

being the smartest person on earth is so exhausting :(

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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 1h

have you eaten a lime today

perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 1h

yeah the checks come from george soros and hamas so we still get paid

perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 2h

guys we caught the ceo of antifa

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undead girlfriend @hausofholes.bsky.social · 2h

cowgirl so I can recite commander erwin's suicide charge speech while I bounce on the dick

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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 2h

one hundred thousand dollars would fix me

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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 2h

i actually hope it does i think thats pretty important

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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 2h

if only there was someone who wrote books about this. like someone who studied childhood development and how it influenced adult psychosexual behaviors. but nah i bet that doesnt exist

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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 2h

and also a 7-foot tall mirror

perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 2h

i think there might be a direct link between self-infantilizing pandering to weebs and being a hitlerite but idk

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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 2h

gonna invite a girl over and she will be very impressed by my singular blanket laying on the floor with nothing else in the room but an ipad and a bookshel

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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 2h

i feed this to my snake