Dan Bennett
@nerdyattorney.bsky.social
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Portland-based appellate nerd and regular nerd. Public Defender.
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It was also, simultaneously, 30 years ago.
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Public defenders unfazed.
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It's tough out here on the West Coast. By the time I rise, the day's events have been filtered through multiple layers of meta-irony and I have to forensically reconstruct them from fragmented jokes.
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I’ll bet her mate Paul does, too.
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It's that little blip there near the far left of the chart. She was fired in early 2021.
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Fresh water, you say?

*gales of November come early*
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I nearly lost it at "Who wants to be a farmer?"
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We can all agree, though, that once you *do* log in, you certainly want to be on the front page of the site.
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Great game with some wonderful PNW vibes.
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They were booed off the field after winning? Isn't that just going home for the night?
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My oldest used to chant "go daddy!" during hard boss fights. Recently she came into the room, glanced at my health bar, and said, "I don't think you're gonna get him this time."
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And miss Ari Fleischer live tweeting?
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I joined MoveOn when it was "Censure and Move On" and yeah, throw him to the wolves.
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sleep on the floor, dream about equity
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I've heard that D&D is satanic. Care to comment?
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I remember being a dumb 20 year-old reading eschaton and similar and feeling like I was crazy because no one else could see what was going on. I've spent my entire adult life with that sensation and it's maddening.
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Incredibly cursed Brett magnet.
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I finally broke down and googled this one. It's about the *logo*? They're running out of things to be mad about.
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Should still be CXL characters.
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The Mighty, Mighty, MIGHTY Bosstones.
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When do you *sleep* (complimentary)