Jesse Lansner
@jesse.lansner.com
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#banCars More about me: https://lansner.com. My crossword puzzles: https://jklcrosswords.com
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This is a little heavy-handed, but how else is she expected to learn what an actual journalist’s job involves?
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News: Bari Weiss just sent a memo to staffers at CBS News asking them to produce a memo explaining "how you spend your working hours—and ideally, what you've made (or are making) that you're most proud of."

One CBS News staffer puts it like this to me: "We just got Elon Musked."
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My recollection (I think from this episode) is that poorer New Yorkers are more likely to take the bus because so many of them live in neighborhoods that don’t have subways.
EPISODE 156: Should the Bus Be Free? With Yonah Freemark – The War on Cars
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Although that’s kind of appropriate here; Trump wouldn’t actually create a new award, because he’s obsessed with the status symbols of the 1980s.
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Great minds – or Gen Xers who need to find some cultural references from the current century?
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The Award for Outstanding Achievement in the field of Excellence.
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I’d argue that “Liberty” drove policy pre-1781 and “Zionism” drove policy pre-1948. But after that they stopped being useful descriptors.
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Why does Italian only borrow the worst words from English?
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Poor steward; has to work two jobs just to make ends meet.
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Is the steward an apothecary, sir?
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This is what happens when you just cut and paste from an old Eric Adams indictment.
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Oh come on. On an official document?
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Last three Performances Tickets still available.

#TheAfricanCompanyPresentsRichardIII #rochesterny #theatre #drama #historical #MuCCC

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"I could fix her (teach her to post better)"
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Reminds me of Chris Rock’s bit about how Shaq is rich, but the guy who pays Shaq is wealthy.
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I miss the good old days when the only people who said things like “The Smurfs is an allegory for Communism” were college students who were stoned out of their minds.
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The Trump immigration plan.
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sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas Virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers
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Are you in the suburbs?
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Actually, it’s called “Jewsplaining”
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Me, sowing…
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Cycles ferried my cradle, sowing and rowing like cheerful boatmen;
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36 times in the Tanakh. The unauthorized sequel that Johnson claims to follow probably adds a few more mentions.
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I’ve long thought of them as similar in that they both release way too much music, both new and old (Taylor’s Version is her equivalent of Dylan’s Bootleg Series), with an end of result of a handful of amazing songs surrounded by hours of forgettable nonsense.
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I found one thing I wanted, but it was a time-limited sale and I didn’t order in time. But there are actually slight deals on a couple of things my kid needs, which is nice.
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There was a whole movie about Hughes in 2004 starring Leonardo DiCaprio! It won 5 Oscars and then immediately disappeared from everyone’s memory.