Rusty Foster
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Sometimes I think I can see right through myself.
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Rusty Foster
@rusty.todayintabs.com
· Jul 17
I never wrote a picture in my life
These two giant dickholes are on the verge of inventing the spoon gizmodo.com/sam-altman-a...
Sam Altman and Jony Ive Say You'll Want to 'Lick' and 'Bite' Their New Hardware Prototype
Just what everyone is looking for.
gizmodo.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
These two giant dickholes are on the verge of inventing the spoon gizmodo.com/sam-altman-a...
It’s so funny that there’s one reporter that all the other reporters are also scared of
I generally try not to comment on Twitter but Isaac Chotiner is over there giving Semafor body blows right now and I just want to say I find it alarming that he's allowed to come for you without warning (asking for an interview)
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
It’s so funny that there’s one reporter that all the other reporters are also scared of
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
I shan’t
Over many interviews, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told Michael Scherer about how he plans to remake America’s public-health system. Can he lead the scientific establishment he’s spent much of his life crusading against?
Read more in our new cover story: theatln.tc/q9hXxlbM
Read more in our new cover story: theatln.tc/q9hXxlbM
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I shan’t
People are afraid to merge on freeways in Los Angeles, Charlie Brown.
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
Nobody trusts anyone anymore, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
People are afraid to merge on freeways in Los Angeles, Charlie Brown.
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Here’s a handy protocol to determine whether AI could be helpful with your problem or project.
November 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Here’s a handy protocol to determine whether AI could be helpful with your problem or project.
I can’t rationally account for how much it means to me to have a sentence judged “perfect” by Ingrid.
buttondown.com/perfectsente... this week in sentences: money, glacier, sphere, scooter, cabinets, surely, always too many, purple, brainworms, grooved, chocolate chip cookie, canned tomato soup, slender means, actuality
November 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I can’t rationally account for how much it means to me to have a sentence judged “perfect” by Ingrid.
It’s a big club and you ain’t in it (complimentary)
November 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
It’s a big club and you ain’t in it (complimentary)
“Damn this shit is gonna get me so many prayers” —god creating cancer
November 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
“Damn this shit is gonna get me so many prayers” —god creating cancer
If you can’t handle me at my haha you don’t deserve me at my what
November 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
If you can’t handle me at my haha you don’t deserve me at my what
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It would also give *Ryan Lizza*—who could, in theory, have leaked this info at any point over the last 12-16 months—a role in both RFK’s appointment and the untold preventable deaths. But Lizza either isn’t self aware enough to realize that or is too busy selling Substack subscriptions to care
well, I read it, and the salient, non-gross part is Lizza alleging, midsentence and without elaboration, that Nuzzi ran numerous “catch-and-kill operations” on RFK’s behalf, which would give her a role in both his appointment and the untold preventable deaths he has abetted in office. Cool.
November 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
It would also give *Ryan Lizza*—who could, in theory, have leaked this info at any point over the last 12-16 months—a role in both RFK’s appointment and the untold preventable deaths. But Lizza either isn’t self aware enough to realize that or is too busy selling Substack subscriptions to care
Seems like you don’t hear about felching so much these days. Well, time to take a big sip of heavy cream and see what’s on my favorite news website, telos dot news
November 22, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Seems like you don’t hear about felching so much these days. Well, time to take a big sip of heavy cream and see what’s on my favorite news website, telos dot news
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People often, often people with eyes who can read, regret waking up this morning
November 22, 2025 at 1:45 PM
People often, often people with eyes who can read, regret waking up this morning
Trump is the bottom right?
November 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Trump is the bottom right?
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I hear Post Opinion is hiring.
November 22, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I hear Post Opinion is hiring.
I just watched Caught Stealing and it was… charming? What happened to Darren Aronofsky? What did they do to my boy
November 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I just watched Caught Stealing and it was… charming? What happened to Darren Aronofsky? What did they do to my boy
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this man really decorated before his crush came over lmfao
This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
this man really decorated before his crush came over lmfao
I was for a long time the strongest Nuzzi defender in my circle of friends and the farthest I’d ever have gone is “good ability to extract gossip and a decent eye for the embarrassing detail, ok reading if she keeps it short”
this insistence that she is some preternatural journalistic talent is going to drive me insane
November 21, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I was for a long time the strongest Nuzzi defender in my circle of friends and the farthest I’d ever have gone is “good ability to extract gossip and a decent eye for the embarrassing detail, ok reading if she keeps it short”
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omg they made Jeffrey Epstein Inbox Simulator '25 jmail.world
Jmail, logged in as [email protected]
You are logged into [email protected], Jeffrey Epstein's email. Sourced from the November 2025 House Oversight Committee data release.
jmail.world
November 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
omg they made Jeffrey Epstein Inbox Simulator '25 jmail.world
We gotta burn this whole thing from orbit
It was a memorial service much like the man, restrained and proper yet charged with quiet energy. But as Washington honored Dick Cheney for his service and devotion to country, it underscored how much politics has turned topsy in this country. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/20/u...
Cheney Remembered for Transforming National Security and Standing Against Trump
www.nytimes.com
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 AM
We gotta burn this whole thing from orbit
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after experimenting for a while I have to say the “followers only” reply setting is absolutely worth it
I still get nonsense; at this account size that’s pretty unavoidable
what I get less of is open hostility, surprisingly few people are willing to follow you in order to leave a rude reply
I still get nonsense; at this account size that’s pretty unavoidable
what I get less of is open hostility, surprisingly few people are willing to follow you in order to leave a rude reply
November 21, 2025 at 4:11 AM
after experimenting for a while I have to say the “followers only” reply setting is absolutely worth it
I still get nonsense; at this account size that’s pretty unavoidable
what I get less of is open hostility, surprisingly few people are willing to follow you in order to leave a rude reply
I still get nonsense; at this account size that’s pretty unavoidable
what I get less of is open hostility, surprisingly few people are willing to follow you in order to leave a rude reply
in the striluribused club, straight up joluribusing it. and by it, ha ha I mean my
Fun fact: Vince Gilligan’s new show Pluribus is actually a misspelling of “penis.” I’m sure we’ll figure out why in later seasons haha
November 21, 2025 at 3:35 AM
in the striluribused club, straight up joluribusing it. and by it, ha ha I mean my
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if you're not subscribed, maybe you should
November 21, 2025 at 1:47 AM
if you're not subscribed, maybe you should
has the Pope seen Irreversible
OK tonight I learned that Gaspar Noe brought Dario Argento as his +1 to meet the Pope, and this is possibly the sweetest and the maddest thing to ever happen.
The Pope got to meet Dario Argento! I wonder which of the Three Mothers trilogy is Leo's fav, I'm gonna say Inferno, cos this Pope doesn't seem like a Suspiria kinda guy.
November 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
has the Pope seen Irreversible