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Austin Butlerian Jihad 🇵🇸
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every fascist deserves an unmarked grave.
trans rights are human rights.
you are not immune to propaganda.
read Lenin.
they’re called skeets.

mechanical prototyper/DFM wizard/3D puzzle solver
AMAB/GF/bi
gender is a hard school
Pinned
For all the folks being like “that’s not ICE, that’s a bunch of white supremacist thugs!”

I have some real shocking news for you about some of those who burn crosses, particularly with regard to them working forces.
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Can't remember if it was this bad before COVID but I'm seeing an alarming spreading of what I'll call Airport Behavior to other public places. Obliviousness to other people's existence, ineptitude at navigating the environment. "Is this your first time at the grocery store" type stuff
December 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Why Am I Going Ten On The North Loop At 11 On A Saturday: A Knives Out Mystery
December 7, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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Women want me
Gnome children fear me
Fish are confused
December 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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It starts with knowing the truth. Don’t allow yourselves to be gaslit into believing this is a real question.
December 6, 2025 at 2:44 PM
We have failed the children in not teaching them how to use the torrent of bits, the seeking of soul, or the netting of use. We must carry the torch forward.
i should do a big brother program, none of these kids know how to pirate television
December 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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The Forbidden Fleshlight🙂‍↕️
December 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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"you get those photos of luigi on trial"
"sure did boss, real fucking sexy like you asked"
December 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the world’s most evil company
December 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I might even go further and say it’s like receiving a doctorate in social sciences from the Confederate States of America.

What I’m saying is FIFA knowingly allows the use of slave labor for the World Cup.
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
can’t wait to see all the chuds doing six-dimensional math trying to prove he was a trans leftist Muslim
www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus... #ProudBlue. As expected the DC pipe bomber is a MAGA who believes all of the Trump lies about 2020 election. Will Trump pardon him before the trial? Or wait until he is convicted before pardoning him? A trial will be waste of time as a Trump pardon in guaranteed
Pipe bomb suspect told FBI he believed 2020 election conspiracy theories
The suspect has been cooperating with the FBI, according to sources, and is expected to make his first court appearance on Friday.
www.nbcnews.com
December 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
no-its-the-children.jpg
December 4, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
This man is full of blood.

They’re all full of blood.
December 4, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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like if you told me this list was “all-time best selling discs at walmart locations” i’d be like hmm yeah makes sense
December 3, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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“Ridiculous”: Kelly compares Hegseth to a 12-year-old “playing Army”
The senator and Navy veteran told reporters Pete Hegseth was play-acting as a tough guy
By ALEX GALBRAITH
Nights and Weekends Editor
PUBLISHED DECEMBER 2, 2025 2:20PM (EST

www.salon.com/2025/12/02/r...
"Ridiculous": Kelly compares Hegseth to a 12-year-old "playing Army" - Salon.com
The senator and Navy veteran told reporters Pete Hegseth was play-acting as a tough guy.
www.salon.com
December 3, 2025 at 3:45 AM
lock Kegbreath in a room with nothing but whiskey and multivitamins until he stops moving
December 3, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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If I were president trump I would preemptively sentence pete hegseth to the death penalty to show the world that i have a zero tolerance policy for these types of shenanigans
December 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
May they eat shit, and may it force-fed to them by the people they preyed on.

Landlords serve no purpose. They are parasites. They produce nothing, provide nothing, are worth nothing.
December 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Imagine showing a petrol engine to someone who had only known electric vehicles, and trying to convince them to switch to petrol. No-one would choose the dirty, noisy, less efficient, more expensive vehicle. This isn't 1910, hostage to gender insecurity. We can just choose the better tech.
November 28, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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I'm from Old Tumblr, I'm used to getting weird DMs about "uh actually you follow someone problematic. Do you support people who watch [insert anime]?" but "This person is mean about Beat'em Ups" is a new one lol
November 28, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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There is literally no reason for the military to be in D.C.
November 28, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM