gene parmesan
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“a girl’s intuition is never wrong” sister you have Borderline Personality Disorder
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turning the thermostat up to 66 as soon as christian leaves
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christian has been predicting this for like two years :(
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i did it at norton walmart once and i think they issued a curse against my entire bloodline
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you’re in his dms i’m spraying radioactive urine in his toilet from all the azo i’m taking
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every fruit fly i massacre brings me closer to nirvana
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yeah i had to smack him around
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record setting amounts of child abuse going on in dollywood today
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am i supposed to be surprised that the white-feminism-to-alt-right pipeline is two millimeters long lol
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watching my boyfriend like everyone’s tweets but mine
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to the fruit flies in my apartment i am keyser söza and today is the day of reckoning
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frantically searching for my gay little boyfriend’s fanny pack to retrieve the trash i shoved into it like a street animal at the front bottoms show
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jacob when i think about how well your car still operates despite how severely you neglect it, it inspires me to persevere against all odds and i wish that was a joke
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licking my finger and putting it to the wind before stating definitively that christian was on my phone on tiktok last night
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dude me too this thing’s got legs
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redownloading twitter so i can make an account pretending to be a right wing mother who chose not to get her child vaccinated and now she’s upset because her son has autism AND the measles. also rfk jr won’t answer her emails and she’s begging elon musk for help
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in an interesting turn of events, my mom is hanging out with my friends without me tonight
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just cleared my tabs and an astonishing number of them were the kinsey scale
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i miss meg and jordan
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i love you so much. i’ll wait until i can eat one with you and kass again 🥲
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i am on the precipice of emotional collapse and the only thing that can save me is another one of those damn chicken salad sandwiches from curklin’s
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you’re in his dms i’m feeling my body adjust to the change in density of the air because he ate too much dairy tonight
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uh oh i ended up on bowling ball restoration tiktok