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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 5d

So Hulk Hogan, why are you a great candidate for the Administrative Assistant position?

Hulk Hogan:

An app icon of a printer/scanner combo and the app name "brother iPrint&Scan"

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kate kush @whiskeysour.bsky.social · 6d

new couple photo just dropped
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📷: @jackalopefun.bsky.social

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 6d

EEK!!!!!

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 6d

i lost my phone like three weeks ago and the longer i go without it the less i miss it lol. i don't think it's made me any more productive or mentally well, but it certainly hasn't hurt in either department.

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 8d

well you know what they say, there's plenty of piss in the sea

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Comics in the Spooky Age 🧛🧟‍♀️👻 @comicsinthega.bsky.social · 9d

The first Peanuts strip by Charles M. Schulz was published on October 2, 1950.

Four black and white panels of a boy and girl sitting on steps. 1st panel: Charlie Brown is approaching and the boy says “Well! Here comes ol’ Charlie Brown!” 2nd panel: As Charlie Brown passes, he says “Good ol’ Charlie Brown…yes, sir!” 3rd panel: “Good ol’ Charlie Brown…” 4th panel: Once Charlie is gone, “How I hate him!”

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aspartame angel @holbrook.bsky.social · 17d

i love my friends so much

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 18d

statistically there will be at least 5 people raptured while having uncontrollable diarrhea. i don't like knowing this any more than you do.

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 19d

if you pay close attention that's my MO for every single aspect of my life. i'm in hell! yet i keep going!

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 19d

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 20d

british people be like please mind your peas and queues

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jacob @jackalopefun.bsky.social · 20d

the alternative music scene here in rural southwest virginia is small and feels very fragile at times, but man we did it our own damn selves and for at least a little while it's gonna matter.