Shano’s Real Time Nervous Breakdown
@shano.bsky.social
Dad. Electric guitar player. 1/3 of AFTERLIFE CRISIS. Comic book reader/writer. The man who says yes and walks on the Sun. Crooked fingers. Heart the size of the moon. Remains 8 spoons of water. he/him
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“Strange Clouds” I wrote this based on Patrick Dean’s comics. I edited it down to 3 minutes so none of you would have to suffer the unbearable burden of clicking a link.
Back in the South Cackalack. It’s lovely.
December 7, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Back in the South Cackalack. It’s lovely.
All I want for Christmas is to get my guitar out of pawn and to be loved. In that order.
December 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
All I want for Christmas is to get my guitar out of pawn and to be loved. In that order.
Everything is so painfully stupid.
December 6, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Everything is so painfully stupid.
Road prayers sisters, brothers and others. Yer boy and co are out there tonight. Westbound and down. May Saint Halford be with us. #LiveForever
December 6, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Road prayers sisters, brothers and others. Yer boy and co are out there tonight. Westbound and down. May Saint Halford be with us. #LiveForever
Guys. Friends. Citizens. What the fuck are we doing? Why are we out here having parades at night in December? It’s too fucking cold. WTF. Kids don’t need to be out in this. This country hates children so much.
December 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Guys. Friends. Citizens. What the fuck are we doing? Why are we out here having parades at night in December? It’s too fucking cold. WTF. Kids don’t need to be out in this. This country hates children so much.
If I’m reading this email right,as soon as this clears in Cash App, I own DC Comics. Get your Sgt. Rock and Arion pitches ready.
December 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
If I’m reading this email right,as soon as this clears in Cash App, I own DC Comics. Get your Sgt. Rock and Arion pitches ready.
Maybe I’m going straight edge. Look, I’m as skeptical as you are. Stay tuned for updates.
December 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Maybe I’m going straight edge. Look, I’m as skeptical as you are. Stay tuned for updates.
Internet is out at the house so I’m rolling into the office wearing jeans that would make Def Leppard say, “Boy, them jeans gotta lot of holes in them.” IDGAF
December 5, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Internet is out at the house so I’m rolling into the office wearing jeans that would make Def Leppard say, “Boy, them jeans gotta lot of holes in them.” IDGAF
Shew buddies. That therapist I’m seeing Wednesday better come ready. Strap on them workin’ boots lady.
December 5, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Shew buddies. That therapist I’m seeing Wednesday better come ready. Strap on them workin’ boots lady.
BREAKING: SNOW UPDATE: Yep. Saw an upside down patrol car last night. Fun!
December 5, 2025 at 1:41 PM
BREAKING: SNOW UPDATE: Yep. Saw an upside down patrol car last night. Fun!
Little bro.
December 5, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Little bro.
Somebody please fucking kill me.
December 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Somebody please fucking kill me.
We need to stop using “highly functional” as a modifier with our disorders. It’s too much pressure on those of us who are just shooting for “moderately functional”.
December 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
We need to stop using “highly functional” as a modifier with our disorders. It’s too much pressure on those of us who are just shooting for “moderately functional”.
Welp. Hello 2:56 AM. If any single ladies were thinking about sliding in to these DMs to talk about Goku, Godzilla or fuzz pedals, now’s the time.
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December 4, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Welp. Hello 2:56 AM. If any single ladies were thinking about sliding in to these DMs to talk about Goku, Godzilla or fuzz pedals, now’s the time.
Well shit. I’m sick now. Sonovabitch. Sometimes the Sun gives you cookies. Sometimes you catch a cold.
December 4, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Well shit. I’m sick now. Sonovabitch. Sometimes the Sun gives you cookies. Sometimes you catch a cold.
Just wanted you guys to see this t-shirt. It felt important.
December 4, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Just wanted you guys to see this t-shirt. It felt important.
I remember every second of this. Never gonna speak a word about to anyone that wasnt there. www.spotify.com/wrapped-shar...
My Listening Archive
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December 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I remember every second of this. Never gonna speak a word about to anyone that wasnt there. www.spotify.com/wrapped-shar...
Self esteem is for losers.
December 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Self esteem is for losers.
Look. YOU try having a midlife crisis and getting divorced in the same year. #SpotifyWrapped www.spotify.com/wrapped-shar...
My Top Artists of 2025
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December 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Look. YOU try having a midlife crisis and getting divorced in the same year. #SpotifyWrapped www.spotify.com/wrapped-shar...
Slept 4 hours. That’s pretty good right? I deserve to watch a Godzilla before work. I’ve earned it.
December 3, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Slept 4 hours. That’s pretty good right? I deserve to watch a Godzilla before work. I’ve earned it.
New Year’s resolution; Probably gonna use more wah pedal in 2026.
December 3, 2025 at 9:22 AM
New Year’s resolution; Probably gonna use more wah pedal in 2026.
Thinking about getting real weird going forward. YOLO
December 3, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Thinking about getting real weird going forward. YOLO
Speaking of thirst traps, here’s you boys #AfterlifeCrisis live in Appalachia spreading the word. Psalm 666.
December 3, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Speaking of thirst traps, here’s you boys #AfterlifeCrisis live in Appalachia spreading the word. Psalm 666.
Sometimes you aim the car at the Sun and you come back with preacher cookies.
December 3, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Sometimes you aim the car at the Sun and you come back with preacher cookies.
Aw shit I forgot to update y’all on this cardigan life. Still rollin’.
December 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Aw shit I forgot to update y’all on this cardigan life. Still rollin’.