FrankensteinsOpossum
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anangryopossum.bsky.social
remember when AI was, very briefly, a fun little toy to laugh about with your friends
2022 AI Mothman at the mall Ted cruiz killed them Sexy alf
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Alt text: opossum in car engine. He's doing a great job.
anangryopossum.bsky.social
I see your problem right here boss
anangryopossum.bsky.social
I was picturing him holding a mini pinhole camera in his mouth made of cardboard you think he was holding film?
anangryopossum.bsky.social
Rat people are on a whole other level and I love them
anangryopossum.bsky.social
This is.Potato the rat, in her homemade halloween costume 🤩🥔
Rat: baked potato Rat: baked potato
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Live shot from the antifa invasion of Portland
Frog army
anangryopossum.bsky.social
Anybody want to buy any rare earth minerals I have a ton just laying around I'll sell them at cost but if you voted for Trump there's a 5976% tariff for being a complete tool
anangryopossum.bsky.social
Nightmare blunt rotation
maxtani.bsky.social
New: Bari Weiss booked Hillary Clinton, Mike Pompeo, and Antony Blinken for a roundtable on Gaza, her first major move at CBS.

Notably on a CBS call today in which the panel was floated, one producer also repeatedly emphasized the need to hear from Palestinians in Gaza (Weiss did not respond).
anangryopossum.bsky.social
It Happened To Me: Getting the Foreskin Facial Cured my Autism
Before: autism 
After: nawtism
anangryopossum.bsky.social
Trump going full intactavist, amazing turn of events
Trump
anangryopossum.bsky.social
A giant red Mack truck just tried to run over my tiny little car and then beeped at me the whole time about it so if I'm mysteriously run off the road in some kind of murderous revenge plot by a psychotic trucker please avenge me
anangryopossum.bsky.social
I didn't think we'd get to the zombie part this soon
fintwitter.bsky.social
Trump: plans to incorporate deceased individuals
anangryopossum.bsky.social
They didn't have sun back then, only Day Moon.