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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · Aug 24
It belongs in a museum
24 carat gold la bew bew on a pedestal in a cave Indiana Jones looking at the 24 carat gold la bew bew
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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · Mar 4
My project from this morning
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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 7h
A sense of immense dread emanates from the dark chapel, beckoning you to your demise
Ross Dress for Less sign
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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 5h
"They can't all be winners" I say, as I dig another shallow hole behind the orphanage
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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 7h
Abandon all hope ye who enter here
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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 7h
Most*

Lotta big headed bitches here ngl
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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 7h
A sense of immense dread emanates from the dark chapel, beckoning you to your demise
Ross Dress for Less sign
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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 8h
It feels very K-pop adjacent
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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 19h
I'm trying to, but I only have so many potato peelers
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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 1d
Gas station labubu boner pills
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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 1d
Buffy the Umpire Slayer as they stake a middle aged white guy in the chest:

"YOOOOOOOU'RE OUT!"
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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 1d
Color matched to garlic cloves
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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 1d
*monkey paw curls* All characters voiced by Jared Leto
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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 1d
Gravel
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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 1d
*the X-Men 97 theme is now playing in your head*
The XL-Men featuring morbidly obese Charles Xavier
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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 1d
His name? Fourest Chan
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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 1d
Stolen valor
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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 1d
@scoobydouchebag.bsky.social also made it to tiktok
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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 1d
That's nuts
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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 1d
*the X-Men 97 theme is now playing in your head*
The XL-Men featuring morbidly obese Charles Xavier
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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 1d
I used to think that POD song Youth of the Nation was saying Euthanasia, and honestly it was better that way
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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 1d
I don't listen to any advice. KEEP THAT SHIT TO YOURSELF AND LET ME ROT
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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 1d
IDK I didn't check
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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 1d
"yeah just a REALLY big mallet"
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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 1d
Quit ratting me out to my boss
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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 2d
*customer, who has been walking around the store for about 5 minutes*

"Do you guys have any DVDs?"
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