Andrew Bohrer
@andrewbohrer.bsky.social
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writer, illustrator, bartender, cocktail historian, knight-errant, shaggy-dog, andrewbohrer.com
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I love how every Delta Air safety video deserves a GLAAD award.
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Should the New York Times be sold to Pennysaver and its editors sent to work in Amazon warehouses? It depends on who you ask.
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Yeah but like, post a signature to add to my ensuing tattoo.
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Perhaps my greatest work?
My version of the predator meme but with Kermit and Fozzy’s arms clasped.

“Fozzy, you son of a bitch!”
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50/50 chance I saw you at JFK airport today. Half the world’s population is here.
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Also, nerds, I think it’s a 1975, oxidized nose but it also smells rich. It’s 60 proof so I think it will have held up well.
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If this bottle survives its cross country flight it will end its life in a batch of vintage Pendennis Club Cocktails.
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Dude I was gonna say “Jelly Roller” but I thought it was too oblique
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I’d ask for the Monsoon Mojito sub rum for Teachers.

Then they’d say it’s prebatched.

But twist! That’s what I was hoping for— that means it’s watery and sweet.

So then I’d say, I’ll take the Monsoon Mojito, shot of Teachers on top, lemon on the side.

Then you know I got a decent smash going
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It is however, accurate to say “it’s wild out on these streets.”
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Perfect record. Still holds up.
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Tractors on fire off the shoulder of the tobacco farm.

I watched Fourth of July fireworks glitter in the dark near the Potomac.

All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

Time to die.
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10/10 name, thanks for the list
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Whenever I see a reporter doing a call from home in a suit I pretend that the compliment of their wardrobe is only off-color tshirts.

“Navy suit or ‘I shaved my balls for this shirt?’ I better do the suit.”
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Oven seen some first class farm stands over the past week.
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It’s that and it’s also having dudes my dad‘s age and people my bar back’s age in the same bar. It gets them to mix. Makes me happy.
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Reading this post from a recently opened coffeeshop enclosed by surprisingly transparent plywood.
View from a coffeeshop with wall-length windows
andrewbohrer.bsky.social
But in their defense, it’s hard to tell which old head recommendations are relevant and which are just huffing nostalgia.
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Two things: I try to do a 100 year span on my work playlists.

And I had a couple over for dinner who was below 25, the told me they’d recently seen (and loved) the 1992 film Baraka. I praised them like they crawled through a museum with bare feet on broken glass to see art.
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Federal government is protecting me from Tish James, circumcisions, and inflatable frogs.
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The Portland frog is up in the shop and money will be donated to help the protest efforts in Portland and around the country.