Andrew Bohrer
@andrewbohrer.bsky.social
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writer, illustrator, bartender, cocktail historian, knight-errant, shaggy-dog, andrewbohrer.com
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But apparently, this is a new one. The one that had been coming around had a little trip taken out of his shell and the neighbor kids put a little dot on the other one. They see those two every year.
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Dude, I was shocked to find out that these box turtles are actually having a hard time back in my hometown. Between the habitat, going away and plenty of streets, they are considered vulnerable now.
andrewbohrer.bsky.social
Also, the made The Punisher Black for a bit in the 90s, not a Black man becoming Punisher but rather a melanin change. So, addressing this had been ongoing. worldofblackheroes.com/2017/12/09/c...
Comic Flashback: Punisher #60-62 (2nd series; 1987); Remember the time when The Punisher was black? – WorldofBlackHeroes
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Spoilers (weeks late) for Season 2 Peacemaker:

I actually have to praise WB/ DC/ HBO because I immediately saw the twist in the alternate dimension.

That studio does very diverse casting and it was very clear that everyone they chose for those scenes were white.

So, good job?
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If you are so inclined, take a bored national guard member to your local farmers market today.

When they are like

“I think this pastry is a little overrated but I can’t wait to get home to cook this pasta,”

well, then the truth about cities is out.
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New Rosetta Stone dropped
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this is… i… i think sarah’s article has genuinely unlocked all of 2025
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Tote bag stamp?!?! Such analog. Such good.
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A pen and ink Oogie Boogie from this day in 2016.

I rolled a piece of an old tote bag in ink and used it to “stamp” the fabric texture.

#NightmareBeforeChristmas
A pen and ink drawing of Oogie Boogie from The Nightmare Before Christmas. To the right are two Faber-Castell PITT artist pens and an orange pencil.
andrewbohrer.bsky.social
Behold, the first photograph of an actual darling, actually being killed.
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If you are within two states of a comic con artist alley you should make the trip
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Last day at #NYCC! Come by Artist Alley F-36, still have some books left!
Brunette with glasses in front of a con banner
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after millions of views and shares of my Portland Frog art. (thank you all🙏🏾) I got requests to highlight priests, and chickens, and Chicagoans, and T-Rexes, and more… all of us who refuse to bend the knee. so this is for US.
𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚊𝚕𝚕.
𝚆𝚎 𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚆𝚒𝚗.
andrewbohrer.bsky.social
I love how every Delta Air safety video deserves a GLAAD award.
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Should the New York Times be sold to Pennysaver and its editors sent to work in Amazon warehouses? It depends on who you ask.
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Yeah but like, post a signature to add to my ensuing tattoo.
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Perhaps my greatest work?
My version of the predator meme but with Kermit and Fozzy’s arms clasped.

“Fozzy, you son of a bitch!”
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50/50 chance I saw you at JFK airport today. Half the world’s population is here.
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Also, nerds, I think it’s a 1975, oxidized nose but it also smells rich. It’s 60 proof so I think it will have held up well.
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If this bottle survives its cross country flight it will end its life in a batch of vintage Pendennis Club Cocktails.
andrewbohrer.bsky.social
Dude I was gonna say “Jelly Roller” but I thought it was too oblique
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I’d ask for the Monsoon Mojito sub rum for Teachers.

Then they’d say it’s prebatched.

But twist! That’s what I was hoping for— that means it’s watery and sweet.

So then I’d say, I’ll take the Monsoon Mojito, shot of Teachers on top, lemon on the side.

Then you know I got a decent smash going
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It is however, accurate to say “it’s wild out on these streets.”
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Perfect record. Still holds up.
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