Andrew Bohrer
@andrewbohrer.bsky.social
writer, illustrator, bartender, cocktail historian, knight-errant, shaggy-dog, andrewbohrer.com
Settle a conversation between me and my wife:
“What is that movie with the one armed man?” She asks.
I 100% promise it’s not in your top five guesses.
“What is that movie with the one armed man?” She asks.
I 100% promise it’s not in your top five guesses.
February 12, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Settle a conversation between me and my wife:
“What is that movie with the one armed man?” She asks.
I 100% promise it’s not in your top five guesses.
“What is that movie with the one armed man?” She asks.
I 100% promise it’s not in your top five guesses.
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“Seattle, you have remembered who you are by remembering and avenging me–taste the sweet victory,” Beast Mode said as a baptismal rainbow font of Skittles poured upon a born-again Seattle.
Skittle Rainbow Stretches Over Seattle as Curse Finally Broken, Beast Mode Avenged: tinyurl.com/yc5atmkm
February 11, 2026 at 8:01 PM
“Seattle, you have remembered who you are by remembering and avenging me–taste the sweet victory,” Beast Mode said as a baptismal rainbow font of Skittles poured upon a born-again Seattle.
Stock footage of SF vs where the Super Bowl actually is:
February 9, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Stock footage of SF vs where the Super Bowl actually is:
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GOOOOAAAAAL!
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
February 9, 2026 at 1:46 AM
GOOOOAAAAAL!
Imagine being threatened by the halftime show.
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Imagine being threatened by the halftime show.
Kinda great it’s a boring game because my dog doesn’t understand cheering for sports.
February 9, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Kinda great it’s a boring game because my dog doesn’t understand cheering for sports.
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Seems relevant.
From Absolute Wonder Woman #3.
From Absolute Wonder Woman #3.
January 27, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Seems relevant.
From Absolute Wonder Woman #3.
From Absolute Wonder Woman #3.
Shout out to the boomers at the farmers market who are protesting ICE.
Expensive local honey and basic justice FTW.
Expensive local honey and basic justice FTW.
February 8, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Shout out to the boomers at the farmers market who are protesting ICE.
Expensive local honey and basic justice FTW.
Expensive local honey and basic justice FTW.
Doctors don’t want you to know that spring eye glasses are anatomically correct.
February 7, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Doctors don’t want you to know that spring eye glasses are anatomically correct.
How rich you gotta be for “since deleted” to mean something?
Put a number on it.
Put a number on it.
February 7, 2026 at 4:28 AM
How rich you gotta be for “since deleted” to mean something?
Put a number on it.
Put a number on it.
Not a lot of people brave enough to post what they are watching on YouTube.
February 4, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Not a lot of people brave enough to post what they are watching on YouTube.
Hot Fuzz is the most realistic action movie ever because everyone over 50 who suffers any injury goes does for the count.
February 2, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Hot Fuzz is the most realistic action movie ever because everyone over 50 who suffers any injury goes does for the count.
“What shows are you watching?”
Boring, unimportant, dead end. 👎
“What shows are you ashamed to enjoy?”
Insightful, delightfully stupid, will likely insult someone 👍
Boring, unimportant, dead end. 👎
“What shows are you ashamed to enjoy?”
Insightful, delightfully stupid, will likely insult someone 👍
February 1, 2026 at 6:59 PM
“What shows are you watching?”
Boring, unimportant, dead end. 👎
“What shows are you ashamed to enjoy?”
Insightful, delightfully stupid, will likely insult someone 👍
Boring, unimportant, dead end. 👎
“What shows are you ashamed to enjoy?”
Insightful, delightfully stupid, will likely insult someone 👍
Going to a dinner party and at the least, I am only willing to talk about Absolute Batman or Absolute Wonder Woman.
But it is my preference to talk about Absolute Batman AND Absolute Wonder Woman.
But it is my preference to talk about Absolute Batman AND Absolute Wonder Woman.
January 31, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Going to a dinner party and at the least, I am only willing to talk about Absolute Batman or Absolute Wonder Woman.
But it is my preference to talk about Absolute Batman AND Absolute Wonder Woman.
But it is my preference to talk about Absolute Batman AND Absolute Wonder Woman.
It was 2017 and I was on the Brooklyn bound subway when I first saw someone with an asymmetrical haircut sporting a shirt that said “abolish ice.”
January 29, 2026 at 4:55 AM
It was 2017 and I was on the Brooklyn bound subway when I first saw someone with an asymmetrical haircut sporting a shirt that said “abolish ice.”
I couldn’t give a fuck that flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.
No, actually I could give a fuck.
No, actually I could give a fuck.
January 27, 2026 at 4:58 AM
I couldn’t give a fuck that flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.
No, actually I could give a fuck.
No, actually I could give a fuck.
I went to a memorial and opted to not get drunk. Now I’m sad and sober. I can’t recommend it.
January 26, 2026 at 4:52 AM
I went to a memorial and opted to not get drunk. Now I’m sad and sober. I can’t recommend it.
It’s hard to imagine that with the way things are going that gold is at an all time high.
It’s easy to believe that one reason things are bad is that people care about gold.
It’s easy to believe that one reason things are bad is that people care about gold.
January 26, 2026 at 4:33 AM
It’s hard to imagine that with the way things are going that gold is at an all time high.
It’s easy to believe that one reason things are bad is that people care about gold.
It’s easy to believe that one reason things are bad is that people care about gold.
I’m drinking a bottle of Trader Joe’s blended Islay whisky that I put an oak stave in almost five years ago and forgot about.
It was a joke at the time.
It was a joke at the time.
January 22, 2026 at 3:39 AM
I’m drinking a bottle of Trader Joe’s blended Islay whisky that I put an oak stave in almost five years ago and forgot about.
It was a joke at the time.
It was a joke at the time.
There are so many interns mining for a senators’ or cabinet members’ MLK day quote this weekend.
Please, don’t let us down.
Please, don’t let us down.
January 17, 2026 at 8:27 PM
There are so many interns mining for a senators’ or cabinet members’ MLK day quote this weekend.
Please, don’t let us down.
Please, don’t let us down.
Sometimes it’s “fun” to see AI do something correctly.
January 16, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Sometimes it’s “fun” to see AI do something correctly.
Get the book, drink the drinks, listen to some shaggy dog stories, have a laugh. Maybe, learn a lil’ something.
For more of my Mid-Atlantic friends: On Monday, the 19th I'll be at Southpaw, Baltimore--one of my favorite bars!--from 4 to 7, signing books and carrying on. They'll be serving a slew of cocktails from the Comic Book History. See yinz there, I hope!
January 15, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Get the book, drink the drinks, listen to some shaggy dog stories, have a laugh. Maybe, learn a lil’ something.
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This man should be President.
January 15, 2026 at 4:37 PM
This man should be President.
We always knew it was you, Kyle.
"Traffic isn’t chaos. It’s just therapy with horns. Every red light is a breathing exercise. Every missed exit is an opportunity for growth."
Hi, I’m the Guy Who Gets in the Straight Lane and Then Merges into the Turn Lane Just to Avoid Traffic
Hi, my name’s Kyle. Yes, I get in whatever lane has fewer cars and then merge. I merge late so others can practice forgiveness. I don’t see it as c...
buff.ly
January 15, 2026 at 4:36 PM
We always knew it was you, Kyle.