andyzipp
@andyzipp.bsky.social
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100% dumb AF 100% of the time.
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It may be the day (morning) drinking, but bacon and maple syrup is a sublime combination.
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For me, it’s just that it’s been the same schtick for the entire time he’s been on the air. It’s stale.
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SEC Nation is superior to Gameday in just about every way.

Not the least important of which is no Pat McAfee.
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Like many who were born in the 70’s and came of age in the 80’s, you learned about sex by scaring yourself and your significant other with a pregnancy scare.

It didn’t even have to include actual intercourse…
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did anyones parents *actually* talk to them about sex?

its been a plot point in like every TV show and movie about raising kids for like centuries at this point but does it actually happen?

i think "the birds and the bees" speech is entirely a ficticious construct
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He’s a big Lee Greenwood fan. Celebrates his entire catalogue.
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The game that no one wants to win, 2025 Edition.
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Hot take: Skubal is BIG TIME.

Just masterful against Raleigh there. 100+ on pitch 99.
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Are these DOJ numbers? Because I’m guessing violence from the extreme right is going to remarkably underreported starting with say, February 2025.
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I’m just impressed that the bevels have seems to migrate to the horse logo.
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Climate change claims more victims.
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Meanwhile I’m busy trying to figure out why the road to Sunrise is already closed. We’ll have fun either way.
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No, we’re lightweights. Anything beyond “moderate” would kill some people in our group. And I’m too young to be a widower.

We’re heading to Ohanapecosh Visitor Center and then going from there.
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Headed that way in about 5 hours. Will be hiking around Rainier in a constant heavy drizzle on Sunday.
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Please convene the House to vote on this or anything, really. There’s another thing we’re all waiting on to happen the next time the House meets.
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I could have sworn part of what was “wrong with this country” is people getting participation medals.

And yet, Buddy Carter wants to give one to President Yamtits.
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Rep. Buddy Carter: "Donald Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. That's why I'm introducing a resolution today that will honor him with the Nobel Peace Prize."

(It doesn't work like that lol)
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They really do think they run the entire world. It’s mind boggling.
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It rarely snows in Houston, but Abbott and Harrison sure seem to be snowflaking all over the place.
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Ye speaks of The Void.

It comes. And lingers.