andyzipp
@andyzipp.bsky.social
100% dumb AF 100% of the time.
Not sure who has me muted (and honestly, I get it) but for those of you that don’t…
a cartoon of snoopy and woodstock sitting at a table with a plate of food and the words happy thanksgiving
ALT: a cartoon of snoopy and woodstock sitting at a table with a plate of food and the words happy thanksgiving
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November 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Not sure who has me muted (and honestly, I get it) but for those of you that don’t…
I’m ready for it to be Saturday. There is nothing fun about the game that will be played Friday night in Austin. There is no respect for one another. The only goal seems to be how to best out petty the other.
November 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I’m ready for it to be Saturday. There is nothing fun about the game that will be played Friday night in Austin. There is no respect for one another. The only goal seems to be how to best out petty the other.
The problem with making pies for Thanksgiving is that you can’t taste the pies before Thanksgiving.
Hope I didn’t poison anyone…
Hope I didn’t poison anyone…
November 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The problem with making pies for Thanksgiving is that you can’t taste the pies before Thanksgiving.
Hope I didn’t poison anyone…
Hope I didn’t poison anyone…
To be honest, I liked Jake Banger a lot more before he signed with Sony Nashville. Now he’s just another bro-country act like Pilsner Bourbondy…sold out for the almighty dollar.
I'd like a Macy's Parade with completely made up acts to see if anyone could tell the difference.
Join us today along with:
The comedy of Dipso Facto
Country superstars The Jake Banger Band
From Broadway, That's Outrageous
Tween-pop sensation Taylor Mendez
The cast of Tyler Perry's Oh Hell Nawl
Join us today along with:
The comedy of Dipso Facto
Country superstars The Jake Banger Band
From Broadway, That's Outrageous
Tween-pop sensation Taylor Mendez
The cast of Tyler Perry's Oh Hell Nawl
November 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
To be honest, I liked Jake Banger a lot more before he signed with Sony Nashville. Now he’s just another bro-country act like Pilsner Bourbondy…sold out for the almighty dollar.
I’d say this was ridiculous but I’m gonna go with typical instead. 🙄
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I’d say this was ridiculous but I’m gonna go with typical instead. 🙄
Look, I got a guy on the other line asking about some whitewalls, Charlie Brown.
They call it a Royale with cheese, Charlie Brown.
You keep talking like a bitch, I’m gonna slap you like a bitch, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Look, I got a guy on the other line asking about some whitewalls, Charlie Brown.
You keep talking like a bitch, I’m gonna slap you like a bitch, Charlie Brown.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight, Charlie Brown?
I SAVED LATIN!! What’d you ever do, Charlie Brown?
November 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
You keep talking like a bitch, I’m gonna slap you like a bitch, Charlie Brown.
I SAVED LATIN!! What’d you ever do, Charlie Brown?
Shaka, when the walls fell, Charlie Brown.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I SAVED LATIN!! What’d you ever do, Charlie Brown?
I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap, Charlie Brown
Wanna know how I got these scars, Charlie Brown?
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap, Charlie Brown
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it, Charlie Brown.
Everything counts in large amounts, Charlie Brown.
The only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it, Charlie Brown.
Everything counts in large amounts, Charlie Brown.
The only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball, Charlie Brown.
Be careful, things in here don’t react well to bullets, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Everything counts in large amounts, Charlie Brown.
Chief Engineer in charge of XPENG?
One Mr. S. Mixalot, PhD.
One Mr. S. Mixalot, PhD.
November 21, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Chief Engineer in charge of XPENG?
One Mr. S. Mixalot, PhD.
One Mr. S. Mixalot, PhD.
"Your grandmother doesn't need slippers" isn't the flex they seem to think it is."
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 21, 2025 at 3:36 PM
"Your grandmother doesn't need slippers" isn't the flex they seem to think it is."
Outstanding.
"Join ICE" - Jesse Welles (LIVE on The Late Show)
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Outstanding.
Glad Walgreens is on top of this previously untapped market.
November 21, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Glad Walgreens is on top of this previously untapped market.
Astros Question that has nothing to do with the middle infield:
Does Cam Smith possess the speed to play centerfield at the MLB level?
Does Cam Smith possess the speed to play centerfield at the MLB level?
November 20, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Astros Question that has nothing to do with the middle infield:
Does Cam Smith possess the speed to play centerfield at the MLB level?
Does Cam Smith possess the speed to play centerfield at the MLB level?
Yeah! It's your responsibility not to get cancer. If you fail your duty as an American to avoid tumors, you shouldn't be "rewarded" with medical care. Gawddamn slackers.
Markwayne Mullin: "Reward people for being healthy. Think about this. Healthcare is the only industry that you're not rewarded for taking care of your responsibility. If you think about homeowners insurance, if you're within 500 feet of a fire hydrant, your insurance goes down."
November 19, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Yeah! It's your responsibility not to get cancer. If you fail your duty as an American to avoid tumors, you shouldn't be "rewarded" with medical care. Gawddamn slackers.
I guess this means Dubon is not on the trade block?
November 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I guess this means Dubon is not on the trade block?
The degree of difficulty has been raised, but the smart money is still on the DNC to fuck this up somehow.
November 18, 2025 at 8:38 PM
The degree of difficulty has been raised, but the smart money is still on the DNC to fuck this up somehow.
Once again…fuck the Adams family.
November 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Once again…fuck the Adams family.
I’m sure “icing” a kicker has worked a few times in NFL history. Mostly in the era when football players sold Kenmores in the offseason.
But it has never worked frequently enough to make it as necessary as coaches seem to think it is. It’s like some weird futile tradition now.
But it has never worked frequently enough to make it as necessary as coaches seem to think it is. It’s like some weird futile tradition now.
November 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I’m sure “icing” a kicker has worked a few times in NFL history. Mostly in the era when football players sold Kenmores in the offseason.
But it has never worked frequently enough to make it as necessary as coaches seem to think it is. It’s like some weird futile tradition now.
But it has never worked frequently enough to make it as necessary as coaches seem to think it is. It’s like some weird futile tradition now.
This is more like two competing car wrecks than it is a NFL game…
November 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
This is more like two competing car wrecks than it is a NFL game…
Shit.
Tari Eason has a strained oblique and will be out 4-6 weeks, Rockets coach Ime Udoka just told us after practice.
November 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Shit.
This. This is the team I’ve been dreading seeing all season.
This is why you can never, NEVER get your hopes up about A&M athletics.
Honestly, this performance should drop them out of the top 12.
This is why you can never, NEVER get your hopes up about A&M athletics.
Honestly, this performance should drop them out of the top 12.
November 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM
This. This is the team I’ve been dreading seeing all season.
This is why you can never, NEVER get your hopes up about A&M athletics.
Honestly, this performance should drop them out of the top 12.
This is why you can never, NEVER get your hopes up about A&M athletics.
Honestly, this performance should drop them out of the top 12.
I feel like Tim Tebow is somehow buying his on-air wardrobe from Chess King.
November 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I feel like Tim Tebow is somehow buying his on-air wardrobe from Chess King.