Laura Falco
@falcol.bsky.social
Attorney. All around sports fan but my loves are the Astros and Aggies. H-town vs everyone.
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Shoutout to GOP Senator Cassidy, who was the deciding vote to destroy health care research in the US
February 13, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Shoutout to GOP Senator Cassidy, who was the deciding vote to destroy health care research in the US
Time to watch the new Muppet Show!
a group of muppets are standing together with their mouths wide open
ALT: a group of muppets are standing together with their mouths wide open
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Time to watch the new Muppet Show!
Y’all look at this adorable book nook I made! I love it so much.
February 13, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Y’all look at this adorable book nook I made! I love it so much.
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"Okay, don't panic.
Remember what the instructor said."
"If you ever get into trouble
all you need to do is..."
"Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!
Nothing at all. Nothing at all."
"Stupid, sexy Flanders!"
Remember what the instructor said."
"If you ever get into trouble
all you need to do is..."
"Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!
Nothing at all. Nothing at all."
"Stupid, sexy Flanders!"
February 12, 2026 at 7:02 PM
"Okay, don't panic.
Remember what the instructor said."
"If you ever get into trouble
all you need to do is..."
"Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!
Nothing at all. Nothing at all."
"Stupid, sexy Flanders!"
Remember what the instructor said."
"If you ever get into trouble
all you need to do is..."
"Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!
Nothing at all. Nothing at all."
"Stupid, sexy Flanders!"
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ANOTHER GOLD MEDAL FOR
🤌🇮🇹🤌🇮🇹🤌🇮🇹FRANCESCA LOLLOBRIGIDAAAAAAAAAA 🤌🇮🇹🤌🇮🇹🤌🇮🇹
🤌🇮🇹🤌🇮🇹🤌🇮🇹FRANCESCA LOLLOBRIGIDAAAAAAAAAA 🤌🇮🇹🤌🇮🇹🤌🇮🇹
February 12, 2026 at 4:46 PM
ANOTHER GOLD MEDAL FOR
🤌🇮🇹🤌🇮🇹🤌🇮🇹FRANCESCA LOLLOBRIGIDAAAAAAAAAA 🤌🇮🇹🤌🇮🇹🤌🇮🇹
🤌🇮🇹🤌🇮🇹🤌🇮🇹FRANCESCA LOLLOBRIGIDAAAAAAAAAA 🤌🇮🇹🤌🇮🇹🤌🇮🇹
Gary Kubiak
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Gary Kubiak
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Shot, and one-hell-of-a-chaser.
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Shot, and one-hell-of-a-chaser.
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Jayapal: To the survivors in the room, if you are willing, please stand. And if you are willing, please raise your hands. If you have still not been able to meet with this DOJ. Please note for the record that every single survivor has raised their hand.
February 11, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Jayapal: To the survivors in the room, if you are willing, please stand. And if you are willing, please raise your hands. If you have still not been able to meet with this DOJ. Please note for the record that every single survivor has raised their hand.
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More looks at the new jersey.
February 11, 2026 at 4:12 PM
More looks at the new jersey.
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A reminder: The Attorney General of the United States should be the people's lawyer, not the president's personal attorney. The Department of Justice should act to protect the public, not the occupant of the Oval Office and his political allies.
February 11, 2026 at 4:13 PM
A reminder: The Attorney General of the United States should be the people's lawyer, not the president's personal attorney. The Department of Justice should act to protect the public, not the occupant of the Oval Office and his political allies.
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When you sit down in the morning with a nice cup of coffee and see that Chandler Rome has posted about 3 #astros with “discomfort” on the first day of spring training.
February 11, 2026 at 2:52 PM
When you sit down in the morning with a nice cup of coffee and see that Chandler Rome has posted about 3 #astros with “discomfort” on the first day of spring training.
lol this season is going to suck
Astros closer Josh Hader experienced “arm soreness” before his fourth bullpen session of the winter, manager Joe Espada said. Hader had imaging that revealed “bicep inflammation.” Hader is scheduled to resume his throwing program today, but his status for Opening Day is in flux
February 11, 2026 at 3:47 PM
lol this season is going to suck
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every two hours of 2026 equals ten days confirmed
U.S. FAA : THE TEMPORARY CLOSURE OF AIRSPACE OVER EL PASO HAS BEEN LIFTED.
February 11, 2026 at 2:03 PM
every two hours of 2026 equals ten days confirmed
Lmao WTF IS GOING ON
EL PASO, Texas (AP) — FAA says it has lifted temporary closure of airspace over El Paso, Texas, and all flights to resume.
February 11, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Lmao WTF IS GOING ON
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wtf is going on? Ten days?!
Anything to do with the reports coming out about the treatment of detainees being held at the base? 🤔 keep people away
Anything to do with the reports coming out about the treatment of detainees being held at the base? 🤔 keep people away
The FAA is closing the airspace around El Paso International Airport in Texas for 10 days, grounding all flights to and from the airport, for “special security reasons."
The FAA's notice did not provide additional details.
The FAA's notice did not provide additional details.
FAA closes airspace around El Paso, Texas, for 10 days, grounding all flights
The Federal Aviation Administration is closing the airspace around El Paso International Airport in Texas for 10 days, grounding all flights to and from the airport.
bit.ly
February 11, 2026 at 1:57 PM
wtf is going on? Ten days?!
Anything to do with the reports coming out about the treatment of detainees being held at the base? 🤔 keep people away
Anything to do with the reports coming out about the treatment of detainees being held at the base? 🤔 keep people away
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I genuinely cannot believe the degree to which we are pissing away this generational breakthrough, even given the fuckmuppets who are involved www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
FDA declines to review Moderna's mRNA flu shot
Under Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the Food and Drug Administration has taken an aggressive stance against mRNA technology.
www.nbcnews.com
February 10, 2026 at 11:32 PM
I genuinely cannot believe the degree to which we are pissing away this generational breakthrough, even given the fuckmuppets who are involved www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
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this can't. this just can't
“Four of my children just evaporated,” Badran said, holding back tears. “I looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?”
There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.
There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.
Israel used weapons in Gaza that made thousands of Palestinians evaporate
US-made thermal weapons burning at 3,500C caused 2,842 people to "evaporate" in Gaza, Al Jazeera investigation finds.
www.aljazeera.com
February 11, 2026 at 1:24 AM
this can't. this just can't
Took a gummy and got curling on my tv
February 11, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Took a gummy and got curling on my tv
I know it’s been a long day when I’m sitting in my car at work about to go home and I plug in my work address to go home
February 10, 2026 at 11:19 PM
I know it’s been a long day when I’m sitting in my car at work about to go home and I plug in my work address to go home
My husband is a Rangers fan and looking at the types of giveaways they do and the STH perks just shows how much the Astros just don’t care about the fans and how much STH spend.
February 10, 2026 at 5:31 PM
My husband is a Rangers fan and looking at the types of giveaways they do and the STH perks just shows how much the Astros just don’t care about the fans and how much STH spend.
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Everybody knows that Pupper just won Downhill Gold
February 10, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Everybody knows that Pupper just won Downhill Gold
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How is this not The Onion. These people are such fucking losers.
Rep. Mark Alford (R-TX) revealed that House Republicans are "investigating" Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show because they suspect it was "much worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction.
House GOP launches Bad Bunny probe: 'Worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction'
Rep. Mark Alford (R-TX) revealed that House Republicans are "investigating" Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show because they suspect it was "much worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction."During a Tuesday interview on Real America's Voice, Alford told the hosts that he and other House Repu...
bit.ly
February 10, 2026 at 3:16 PM
How is this not The Onion. These people are such fucking losers.
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Ring is a wildly dangerous company. Always has been. But it has sort of flown under the radar the last couple years as it tried to soften its image. Make no mistake that this is an extremely dangerous surveillance dragnet:
www.404media.co/with-ring-am...
www.404media.co/with-ring-am...
With Ring, American Consumers Built a Surveillance Dragnet
Ring's 'Search Party' is dystopian surveillance accelerationism.
www.404media.co
February 10, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Ring is a wildly dangerous company. Always has been. But it has sort of flown under the radar the last couple years as it tried to soften its image. Make no mistake that this is an extremely dangerous surveillance dragnet:
www.404media.co/with-ring-am...
www.404media.co/with-ring-am...