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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 4h

It may be early, but at least the dream-related assessment of the fire resistance of my shower curtain isn't going to continue, because it wasn't coming out well.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 14h

I changed password the first time, in a panic, but now I know it's likely to just be M$ B$....

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 14h

My password is not 'Louvre', by the way.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 14h

Suggest an evening adult session to the management maybe? More potential income for them, and would be a quirky date night idea....

A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 15h

Nope, committed meato, though I will cook veggie for everyone if any dinner guests swing that way.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 15h

The best ones are when you're not even at the office or actively trying to access anything, but your computer asks for authenticator anyway ..

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 16h

Following that one, myself and other workchums left some special reviews on several of those phone number lookup websites.

A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 16h

We're only a small company, but I added two cold-calling duck wads to the block list on the phone system today. One of whom thought the person who answered the phone was lacking the intelligence to know what a photocopier is because she is female. Yes, really.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 16h

People at work are telling me I should join Hinge. Is it any good? It's been a very long time since I've tried dating of any kind....

A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 1d

That sounds like an ideal Sunday then.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 1d

Maybe the poster should have taken their crying children to the mother's abode, where there were definitely sweets and a (possibly) higher chance of a door being opened?

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 1d

Did stuff in-between?

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 1d

I was taught physics (Double award GCSE science and A level) by a mechanical engineer, and then became one myself. As a group we might be a possible recruitment target?

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 1d

'Travel with no clothes' I suppose it reduces the need for a pat-down at security, maybe increases the chance of finger-bumming?

fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 1d

As a regular traveller, I recently worked out it was cheaper to travel with no clothes and buy everything in a local Primark or equivalent on arrival, and dump the clothes when I leave than pay airline luggage fees. It feels a terrible waste but money is money.

A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 1d

Bored of fireworks already.

the word boom is on a white background

ALT: the word boom is on a white background

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 1d

A very decent success - veg. oil instead of butter or milk powder. The perfect setup for a picky tea this evening.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 1d

It sounds like a child on the estate has just been given their first recorder.

That or the urban foxes are proper ducking a Clanger.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 1d

Hell, I remember a recipe featuring in an episode of original Star Trek - not exactly a secret.....

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 1d

Exactly: my loaf is in process, and the outcome is as yet unknown. I am hopeful of slightly crusty goodness, but anything could happen....

A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 1d

That feeling when you deviate from your well-tested bread machine basic white bread recipe.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 1d

I'm a big fan of the same brand's Parathas, Maybe I should spread my culinary wings a little...

A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 2d

HMRC mileage allowance payment is 45p per mile for employees or self-employed unless you were carrying an eligible passenger. I doubt curry counts as that.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 2d

I've just seen an advert in which a man toasts a sandwich using an iron.

That isn't my issue.

My issue is that it was a steam iron, which would seem likely to result in a toatsed but soggy sandwich, and I don't see that as a desirable thing.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 2d

Cookie Monster, Grover, all of them. I did see a more modern episode once, and it was appalling. It was all Elmo; I really dislike Elmo generally and I can't stand the baby talk.

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A Man Called Keith @angryduck78.bsky.social · 2d

Me too, and I've re-purchased it on CD since. The first generation of Muppets / Sesame Street were so so good....

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