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AngryHoss

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Defenestrate the Kakistocracy Satire is the refuge of the weak minded Always check sources 42 is the answer ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴

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AngryHoss @angryhoss.bsky.social · Nov 11

Things Trump can't name

All 50 states and territories
All States on East Coast
All states bordering Pacific
All States on Gulf
All States in Mississippi watershed
All states bordering Mexico
All states bordering Canada
All 10 Bill of Rights
All 9 SCOTUS
ALL past Presidents

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AngryHoss @angryhoss.bsky.social · 8h

theonion.com/bored-nation...

Bored National Guard Goes Door To Door Asking If Chicagoans Have Any Order They Need Restored

CHICAGO—Unsure where to find the lawlessness and chaos they were told was overtaking the city, National Guard troops deployed to Chicago by President Donald Trump have begun aimlessly going door to do...

theonion.com

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AngryHoss @angryhoss.bsky.social · 10h

In a study I conducted on Autism, 97% of all autistic children consumed water within the previous month

Clearly, water causes autism

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AngryHoss @angryhoss.bsky.social · 10h

When this shitshow ends

And the Democrats start prosecuting abusive ICE agents, and the bribe takers, and whover ordered the fishermen bombings, and the pedophiles named in the Trumpstien files

They will accuse us of using the DOJ of targeting

If Trump hasn't already signed the pardons

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AngryHoss @angryhoss.bsky.social · 11h

“Autism is caused by Tylenol and circumcisions”

So the Writers™️have run out of ideas and are just using Mad Libs to continue the plot, right? Right?!

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AngryHoss @angryhoss.bsky.social · 12h

After almost 50 years

After almost 100 viewings

TONIGHT

Because of closed caption

I finally know what a

KANNNNNNNNNNNNIGIT is

a man in a knight 's armor is standing on top of a stone wall holding two swords over his head .

ALT: a man in a knight 's armor is standing on top of a stone wall holding two swords over his head .

media.tenor.com

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AngryHoss @angryhoss.bsky.social · 13h

The map to Chruchberry Island

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AngryHoss @angryhoss.bsky.social · 13h

Lather
Rinse
Repeat

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AngryHoss @angryhoss.bsky.social · 13h

Dying of envy

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AngryHoss @angryhoss.bsky.social · 15h

FABULOUS Urban Assault Vehicle

Elon just cut it out of his will

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AngryHoss @angryhoss.bsky.social · 16h

apnews.com/article/mili...

Meanwhile, ICE agents ARE getting paid.

As well as looting and pillaging

Troops will miss paychecks next week without action on the government shutdown

The federal government shutdown is raising anxiety levels among service members and their families because those in uniform are working without pay.

apnews.com

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AngryHoss @angryhoss.bsky.social · 18h

ICE have incarcerated 210,000 people since February

Besides resisting arrest, 489 have been charged with felonies

ZERO.23% ARE DANGEROUS CRIMINALS

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AngryHoss @angryhoss.bsky.social · 18h

Funny

This didn't make me want to take the pipe when I was 8

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AngryHoss @angryhoss.bsky.social · 18h

www.foxnews.com/politics/cab...

I'm not even gonna Dogwhistle this

He is declaring the Holiday we already have a holiday

Italy discovered America

Fuck a buncha injuns

God, I hope they find pancreatic cancer