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AngryHoss

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Defenestrate the Kakistocracy Satire is the refuge of the weak minded Always check sources 42 is the answer ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴

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AngryHoss @angryhoss.bsky.social · Nov 11

Things Trump can't name

All 50 states and territories
All States on East Coast
All states bordering Pacific
All States on Gulf
All States in Mississippi watershed
All states bordering Mexico
All states bordering Canada
All 10 Bill of Rights
All 9 SCOTUS
ALL past Presidents

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AngryHoss @angryhoss.bsky.social · 19m

In a study I conducted on Autism, 97% of all autistic children consumed water within the previous month

Clearly, water causes autism

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ELBOWS UP CANUCK! 🇨🇦 🍁 🇨🇦 🍁 @comeoncomet.bsky.social · 1h

Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein

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AngryHoss @angryhoss.bsky.social · 59m

When this shitshow ends

And the Democrats start prosecuting abusive ICE agents, and the bribe takers, and whover ordered the fishermen bombings, and the pedophiles named in the Trumpstien files

They will accuse us of using the DOJ of targeting

If Trump hasn't already signed the pardons

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AngryHoss @angryhoss.bsky.social · 1h

Who?

That was my response a month ago when it was alive

It's my response now

AngryHoss @angryhoss.bsky.social · 1h

“Autism is caused by Tylenol and circumcisions”

So the Writers™️have run out of ideas and are just using Mad Libs to continue the plot, right? Right?!

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AngryHoss @angryhoss.bsky.social · 2h

As a blue American, nothing would make me happier this year.

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Patrick 🗽 🇺🇸 🇮🇪 🇪🇺 🏳️‍🌈 ⚖️ @patrickjk.bsky.social · 4h

Are we sure he can?

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AngryHoss @angryhoss.bsky.social · 2h

LOL

AngryHoss @angryhoss.bsky.social · 2h

Something months ago that was interpreted as encouraging violence and self harm

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AngryHoss @angryhoss.bsky.social · 2h

After almost 50 years

After almost 100 viewings

TONIGHT

Because of closed caption

I finally know what a

KANNNNNNNNNNNNIGIT is

a man in a knight 's armor is standing on top of a stone wall holding two swords over his head .

ALT: a man in a knight 's armor is standing on top of a stone wall holding two swords over his head .

media.tenor.com

AngryHoss @angryhoss.bsky.social · 3h

The map to Chruchberry Island

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AngryHoss @angryhoss.bsky.social · 3h

Lather
Rinse
Repeat

AngryHoss @angryhoss.bsky.social · 3h

We had a backup coathanger

AngryHoss @angryhoss.bsky.social · 3h

Dying of envy

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AngryHoss @angryhoss.bsky.social · 5h

FABULOUS Urban Assault Vehicle

Elon just cut it out of his will

AngryHoss @angryhoss.bsky.social · 6h

apnews.com/article/mili...

Meanwhile, ICE agents ARE getting paid.

As well as looting and pillaging

Troops will miss paychecks next week without action on the government shutdown

The federal government shutdown is raising anxiety levels among service members and their families because those in uniform are working without pay.

apnews.com

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AngryHoss @angryhoss.bsky.social · 8h

ICE have incarcerated 210,000 people since February

Besides resisting arrest, 489 have been charged with felonies

ZERO.23% ARE DANGEROUS CRIMINALS

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AngryHoss @angryhoss.bsky.social · 8h

Funny

This didn't make me want to take the pipe when I was 8

AngryHoss @angryhoss.bsky.social · 8h

www.foxnews.com/politics/cab...

I'm not even gonna Dogwhistle this

He is declaring the Holiday we already have a holiday

Italy discovered America

Fuck a buncha injuns

God, I hope they find pancreatic cancer

Cabinet spontaneously applauds as Trump signs Columbus Day proclamation: 'We're back, Italians'

President Donald Trump signed a Columbus Day proclamation at the White House Thursday, contrasting with recent Democratic criticism of the Italian explorer's legacy.

www.foxnews.com

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AngryHoss @angryhoss.bsky.social · 8h

www.foxnews.com/sports/turni...

Fauxnews Dogwhistle Translation

They'll get 5 trillion viewers

Turning Point USA announces alternative Super Bowl LX halftime show after Bad Bunny selection

Turning Point USA announced "The All American Halftime Show" as an alternative to Bad Bunny's official Super Bowl LX performance at Levi's Stadium.

www.foxnews.com

AngryHoss @angryhoss.bsky.social · 8h

Governors can now declare War and invade other states

That didn't work out so well 162 years ago

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AngryHoss @angryhoss.bsky.social · 8h

For all my Ocean State friends