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anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 3h

And when I'm done, I'm going to the back of the line for another turn.

anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 3h

I'm standing in line now til I die!

anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 3h

Hurricane OPEC #1, #2, #3

anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 3h

Great job, youngsters! We all need to pitch in to save ourselves!

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Dennis Goris @dennisgoris.bsky.social · Aug 2

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Dennis Goris @dennisgoris.bsky.social · Sep 18

The Royal welcome #windsorcastle

anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 17h

I would pay a large amount of folding money to see that and the reaction.

anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 18h

The weave is what's on top of his head. What comes out of his head by way of his mouth is called bullshit.

anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 1d

"That's me in the passenger car, loo-sing my Uterus"

anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, when has one of the most prominent members of the GOP been a horrific pedophile?

anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 1d

Yes, throw me in an industrial immersion blender, mix me with some high purity HCI and spray me like you're watering the garden.

anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 1d

"Losing your uterus" was a common refrain back then. It was also a concern for women riding in trains if I remember correctly. Or cars. Maybe both.

anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 1d

If the cheese was slipping off his cracker any faster it would be hitting relativistic speeds.

anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 1d

Yes it can. Dementia was listed as one of the primary causes of my fiances grandfather's death recently.

anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 1d

Hulk Always GIF

ALT: Hulk Always GIF

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anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 1d

At least the culturally appropriating dreadlock dude will smoke some overpriced weed with you when he gets done talking about yoga and reiki.

The rest are just worthless.

anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 1d

There are SOME sectors that are in recession, they are food, healthcare, housing and construction and manufacturing. Service based companies are also sliding.

anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 1d

Or a shit.

anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 1d

They don't even have a concept of HOW to plan, let alone a concept of a plan.

anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 1d

There's a follow into the hollow empty of oblivion.

anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 1d

anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 1d

I desperately want AR wearables but not like this.

a man in a white shirt is sitting on the floor and says not like this .

ALT: a man in a white shirt is sitting on the floor and says not like this .

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anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 1d

Subprime mortgages anyone? Get your get your toxic assets repackaged as speculatory instruments here!

anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 2d

Other world leaders are jumping off the big bridge in town, DJ. You should do that first! You'll make the biggest splash!

anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 2d

Bet he could do all of the physical that most aren't passing also.