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anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 2h

I would pay a large amount of folding money to see that and the reaction.

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anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 3h

The weave is what's on top of his head. What comes out of his head by way of his mouth is called bullshit.

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anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 12h

"That's me in the passenger car, loo-sing my Uterus"

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anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 12h

Yeah, when has one of the most prominent members of the GOP been a horrific pedophile?

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anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 13h

Yes, throw me in an industrial immersion blender, mix me with some high purity HCI and spray me like you're watering the garden.

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anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 13h

"Losing your uterus" was a common refrain back then. It was also a concern for women riding in trains if I remember correctly. Or cars. Maybe both.

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anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 13h

If the cheese was slipping off his cracker any faster it would be hitting relativistic speeds.

anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 13h

Yes it can. Dementia was listed as one of the primary causes of my fiances grandfather's death recently.

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anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 13h

Hulk Always GIF

ALT: Hulk Always GIF

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anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 13h

At least the culturally appropriating dreadlock dude will smoke some overpriced weed with you when he gets done talking about yoga and reiki.

The rest are just worthless.

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anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 13h

There are SOME sectors that are in recession, they are food, healthcare, housing and construction and manufacturing. Service based companies are also sliding.

anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 14h

Or a shit.

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anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 14h

They don't even have a concept of HOW to plan, let alone a concept of a plan.

anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 1d

There's a follow into the hollow empty of oblivion.

anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 1d

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anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 1d

I desperately want AR wearables but not like this.

a man in a white shirt is sitting on the floor and says not like this .

ALT: a man in a white shirt is sitting on the floor and says not like this .

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anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 1d

Subprime mortgages anyone? Get your get your toxic assets repackaged as speculatory instruments here!

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anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 2d

Other world leaders are jumping off the big bridge in town, DJ. You should do that first! You'll make the biggest splash!

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anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 2d

Bet he could do all of the physical that most aren't passing also.

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anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 2d

These crimes and accusations are decades old. It's pretty late in the game to be claiming duty when it's been deflect, harass and deny for years.

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anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 2d

As a child we used to say "If brains were blasting powder, you couldn't blow your nose!"

CJ @crj4189.bsky.social · 2d

This post is always in order. 👇

Veterans Against Trump @vetsat.bsky.social · 2d

If Kim Kartrashian was any dumber we'd have to put her near a sunny window and water her twice a week.

anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 2d

People are dying now. No matter which way they decide more will follow. To capitulate without a fight at this point is complicity.

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anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 2d

I may have been comforted with a hand on the head during the death of one of my grandparents or something but there was definitely snot crying involved and neither of us were on stage, primped for the whole ass world to see.

Anyone else, for any other reason, but my fiance would be over the line.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 3d

The print version of @theonion.com is worth every dime.

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anonabel.bsky.social @anonabel.bsky.social · 2d

a cartoon character says look at me i 'm dr. zoidberg homeowner

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