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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 7h

I wish men with below average size penises would just learn to be sightly more attentive lovers instead of going out and buying a BMW or Audi.

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 8h

The best song ever recorded is Everybody Wants To Rule The World by Tears For Fears.
The second best is It's Only Natural by Crowded House.

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 9h

Becoming friends with other school parents is a mistake you can't really recover from until your kids walk to school on their own. It's amazing the amount of adults that still deal in childish playground behaviour. Drop your kids off and disappear, don't engage.

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 10h

An under appreciated contributor to obnoxious phone behaviour in public is the combination of the removal of an audio jack from most phone models and the cost of wireless headphones. Who is going to give a 10 year old £250 blue tooth headphones for the school run?

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 11h

I should get a tax discount each year for not flying abroad. It doesn't have to be huge. But those of us doing out bit should get some recognition.

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 12h

I like to have a raw egg in my beer. Used to be a common practice called a Miner's Breakfast which is now sadly dying out. Give it a go, maybe?

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 13h

My mum claimed that the mashed potato sandwich is the ultimate culinary creation. But I battered one for her and she agreed that deep frying does make it better. The only problem is that deep frying is a faff. It's a shame you can't get an airfryer version at Iceland.

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 14h

There should be an Uber-style service for horse and carriage. I'd love to rock up to the pub in one.

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 15h

Having a social media page for your pet is fucking weird. No exceptions.

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 16h

McDonald's already have the vats of boiling oil. They should offer battered burgers. They'd make so much extra money and people would hate their dire food less.

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 17h

UK businesses using American English in their advertising should be liquidated and the proceeds given to charity.

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 18h

Knock off versions of Lego are way better than actual Lego which is all just shit tie-ins now.

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 19h

Drones weighing more than 75g should have to be licensed in the same way guns are licensed. No storing them at home or flying them in the park. You go to a drone club, take them out of the safe and play with them under supervision.

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 20h

Bell peppers go the wrong way to traffic lights. Red is good, amber ok, green bad. I'm not sure to l which needs to change, but consistency is required please.

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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 22h

The plastic film on a microwave meal is either pierced or it isn't. You only have to stab it once.

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