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beautiful women updates @aoife.bsky.social · Apr 22

back on my bullshit

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beautiful women updates @aoife.bsky.social · 25m

encountered a new overwhelming smell on the CTA: permethrin

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beautiful women updates @aoife.bsky.social · 46m

new level of hell unlocked: it's the same level of hell but now it's happening to me personally

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beautiful women updates @aoife.bsky.social · 1h

listen guys i wanted to make a powerful statement but my lawyers said it was actually too meaningful and to dial it back like literally all the way

beautiful women updates @aoife.bsky.social · 1h

if only we hadn't given the janissaries this much power, who could have seen this coming?

beautiful women updates @aoife.bsky.social · 1h

the mayor said "do you really expect me to ask my temple guard to stand up to the janissaries?"

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beautiful women updates @aoife.bsky.social · 1h

right but when it comes to memes most of the text people add beyond the literal text is unnecessary. like if you don't have the context you don't have the context and describing the color of the clothes people in the meme are wearing doesn't change that

beautiful women updates @aoife.bsky.social · 1h

"if ice shoots you in the face bc you have this sign up it's not our fault we didn't promise shit"
– the city of chicago

beautiful women updates @aoife.bsky.social · 1h

the amount of detail people want in alt text doesn't make any sense bc like 90% of the time you know exactly what someone is referring to when they write porquenolasdos.gif

the only reason to actually include that much info is so generative ai can be trained on it

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beautiful women updates @aoife.bsky.social · 1h

the ice free zones the city created have the same energy:

Simpson keep out or enter im a sign not a cop

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beautiful women updates @aoife.bsky.social · 16h

i do think my friends are bad people for putting me in this situation

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beautiful women updates @aoife.bsky.social · 16h

the tension between enjoying it when cubs fans are unhappy and not enjoying it when my friends are unhappy

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beautiful women updates @aoife.bsky.social · 16h

i thought notre dame was indiana's team?

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beautiful women updates @aoife.bsky.social · 16h

looks like the inbound hiawatha derailed at tower A2

Chicago Transportation Alerts @ctaalerts.bsky.social · 16h

🚆 Metra UP-W: Union Pacific West inbound and outbound trains are stopped due to an Amtrak derailment. The duration of this delay is unknown. Updates will be provided as information becomes available.