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the nobel prize committee is trying to retroactively make the obama decision look like a good idea
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they never even bothered with my aldi and i almost never go there as a result, there's always a 10 minute line
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Free the girls
Hope they all get divorced
Men suck and there only getting worse
Put your boots on, let's go have fun
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aoife.bsky.social
it's embarrassing when someone admits to watching men's sports
aoife.bsky.social
the number of things i have gotten good at just so i could be a more experienced and knowledgeable hater
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i think it's so funny that every person who moves from California to Texas or Arizona bc of woke or whatever is regarded by their new neighbors as a hippy dippy liberal
aoife.bsky.social
oh as soon as i realized you had a second bag i knew what it was for and had a flashback to help someone with their carry-on once and it literally weighed probably 80 pounds
aoife.bsky.social
this bus driver isn't berthing at the stops and she's giving me shit for thinking she was gonna blow by us without stopping
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the time for that was probably 30-150 years ago i think we are probably past that point now
aoife.bsky.social
guys i think our constitution might not be worth the paper it's written on
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TSA came onto my flight to give me my id cause I dropped it in the terminal and everyone was like wow that must have been stressful, and i was like i only knew it was missing for approximately 2 seconds
aoife.bsky.social
out of curiosity how many books did you pack
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i would say halfway integrated at most bc there are fare barriers, it's a ridiculously long walk, and you have to pay a completely separate fare
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yes, it's painful beyond belief
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he pulls their wings off first and then just straight up fries them
aoife.bsky.social
every time a bi girl says "best of both worlds" god kills an angel
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i had no idea you lived in Humboldt Park
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*people who went to michigan state
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i am gonna have caffeine withdrawal headaches for the next week so just assume im cranky and can't think until then
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sorry sorry im trying to delete it
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you'll have to wait till issue 2 to cancel me for being correct 😌
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it's better than paying for it
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well that's me but still i persevere