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the person who organizes our pickup runs is a coach and she's always getting on me for my layup form cause i literally only do finger rolls and never actually do a normal layup
i did score a fast break layup with a defender on my left, a defender on my right, and a chasedown defender (if you can call 1 on 3 a break) so that's was pretty sweet
November 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
the person who organizes our pickup runs is a coach and she's always getting on me for my layup form cause i literally only do finger rolls and never actually do a normal layup
sprained my ankle at basketball last night landing on someone's foot after a layup
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
sprained my ankle at basketball last night landing on someone's foot after a layup
oh ho ho all the people who hated Pulaski cause she didn't accept the fact that a computer could be conscious at face value look stupid now
The way Measure of a Man has long been my favorite episode of TNG but I wouldn’t DARE show it to anyone now…
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
oh ho ho all the people who hated Pulaski cause she didn't accept the fact that a computer could be conscious at face value look stupid now
someone told me their friend was like "it feels like fritos are a transsexual thing now" and they were like no that's literally just an aoife thing
November 26, 2025 at 5:26 AM
someone told me their friend was like "it feels like fritos are a transsexual thing now" and they were like no that's literally just an aoife thing
help aoife is posting about protestants again
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
help aoife is posting about protestants again
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im gonna be wound up about the fucking protestants all day now
March 9, 2025 at 12:24 PM
im gonna be wound up about the fucking protestants all day now
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the protestants basically being marian minimalists is a sign of their deep seated hatred of women imo
August 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
the protestants basically being marian minimalists is a sign of their deep seated hatred of women imo
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see im not the only one who thinks the problem with america is protestants
The Native American author Dunbar-Ortiz states that the genocidal racist violence against Native Americans and Afro-Americans in the US Confederate States emerged from the culture of Northern England and Protestant Northern Ireland.
The US Slave States were settled by people from those regions.
The US Slave States were settled by people from those regions.
NHS Worker Assaulted and Racially Abused in Halifax Park
Apple, a dedicated NHS worker from the Philippines with 15 years of service, was racially abused and assaulted while walking with her family in Manor Heath Park, Halifax, on 28 August.
I bet this couple have been putting up the flag recently
Apple, a dedicated NHS worker from the Philippines with 15 years of service, was racially abused and assaulted while walking with her family in Manor Heath Park, Halifax, on 28 August.
I bet this couple have been putting up the flag recently
September 22, 2025 at 4:21 AM
see im not the only one who thinks the problem with america is protestants
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accusing people of having protestant brain is fun because everyone who isn't a protestant is appropriately insulted bc they know exactly what that means, and protestants are appropriately insulted bc even they don't like each other
November 5, 2025 at 6:27 AM
accusing people of having protestant brain is fun because everyone who isn't a protestant is appropriately insulted bc they know exactly what that means, and protestants are appropriately insulted bc even they don't like each other
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ban positive depictions of protestants in media
May 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
ban positive depictions of protestants in media
MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING THIS
that said it does support my argument many of america's problems are attributable to protestantism
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 AM
MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING THIS
reverse lamarckian inheritance
November 24, 2025 at 6:56 AM
reverse lamarckian inheritance
the Affordable Requirements Ordinance triggering when a property is upzoned but not when it is downzoned could not miss the mark more when it comes to the issue of affordable housing in Chicago
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
the Affordable Requirements Ordinance triggering when a property is upzoned but not when it is downzoned could not miss the mark more when it comes to the issue of affordable housing in Chicago
the most grandpa simpson 'we used to tie an onion to our belts' I've ever felt was just now trying to convince two women in their early 20's that i used to get bullied bc i wore crew cut socks instead of no show socks to hoop in
November 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
the most grandpa simpson 'we used to tie an onion to our belts' I've ever felt was just now trying to convince two women in their early 20's that i used to get bullied bc i wore crew cut socks instead of no show socks to hoop in
i always think it's interesting when i feel drawn to a person and then as i learn more about them it's like oh we have like literally everything in common
November 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
i always think it's interesting when i feel drawn to a person and then as i learn more about them it's like oh we have like literally everything in common
i love pulling streetball moves on former D1 players, every time i do it i get like a 3 day high
November 23, 2025 at 1:49 PM
i love pulling streetball moves on former D1 players, every time i do it i get like a 3 day high
the term leftist might be cogent if it wasn't used to mean everyone who is more radical than hakeem jeffries
November 23, 2025 at 12:16 PM
the term leftist might be cogent if it wasn't used to mean everyone who is more radical than hakeem jeffries
grand should be closed to cars for the duration of the halsted viaduct construction, cars can easily use the ohio street feeder ramp, they don't need to block buses on grand
November 23, 2025 at 4:31 AM
grand should be closed to cars for the duration of the halsted viaduct construction, cars can easily use the ohio street feeder ramp, they don't need to block buses on grand
there was a 40+ minute gap so i ended up divvying and there were probably 5-6 people at every stop
the city really needs to take a holistic approach when approving events, construction, or anything else that affects bus routes to ensure throughput, headways, and travel times are not affected
the city really needs to take a holistic approach when approving events, construction, or anything else that affects bus routes to ensure throughput, headways, and travel times are not affected
my bus driver is saying that if she ever was gonna just park the bus and quit in the middle of the route today would be the day bc the detours from the Halsted viaduct reconstruction and the parade have created hell on earth
November 23, 2025 at 4:23 AM
there was a 40+ minute gap so i ended up divvying and there were probably 5-6 people at every stop
the city really needs to take a holistic approach when approving events, construction, or anything else that affects bus routes to ensure throughput, headways, and travel times are not affected
the city really needs to take a holistic approach when approving events, construction, or anything else that affects bus routes to ensure throughput, headways, and travel times are not affected
my bus driver is saying that if she ever was gonna just park the bus and quit in the middle of the route today would be the day bc the detours from the Halsted viaduct reconstruction and the parade have created hell on earth
November 23, 2025 at 3:27 AM
my bus driver is saying that if she ever was gonna just park the bus and quit in the middle of the route today would be the day bc the detours from the Halsted viaduct reconstruction and the parade have created hell on earth
when the feds bailed out chevy we should have forced them to build trains and buses while they were government owned
November 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
when the feds bailed out chevy we should have forced them to build trains and buses while they were government owned
seeing a solar eclipse with a bicameral mind probably goes so hard
November 22, 2025 at 4:21 PM
seeing a solar eclipse with a bicameral mind probably goes so hard
i burn my defenders spinning to the baseline while either in the corner or while moving towards the corner after a rebound and i think it's interesting how everyone expects a guard to go for the baseline whenever possible but they never expect a big to do the same thing
i got the ball in the right corner late in the second half, and got my defender to bite on a right to left crossover and then burned her with a spin to the baseline, got fouled going up for the shot by the help defender, and then airballed my first free throw and bricked the second
funny cause on one hand i only scored 4 points tonight and made 8 completely boneheaded plays but on the other hand i actually was killing it on defense
also got my signature block to close out the game
also got my signature block to close out the game
November 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
i burn my defenders spinning to the baseline while either in the corner or while moving towards the corner after a rebound and i think it's interesting how everyone expects a guard to go for the baseline whenever possible but they never expect a big to do the same thing
im so fucking sore today, playing 2 hours of pickup and then playing in a playoff game against the team that knocked us out in the spring season on back to back days after 7 weeks of doing jack shit was maybe too much too fast
November 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
im so fucking sore today, playing 2 hours of pickup and then playing in a playoff game against the team that knocked us out in the spring season on back to back days after 7 weeks of doing jack shit was maybe too much too fast