Kelly
@justkelly.bsky.social
ex-technologist and future lawyer. 2L at Cornell. she/her
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If you would like to help this family (Maribel's children who are still without their mom and caring for their baby brother), there is a GoFundMe here: www.gofundme.com/f/children-i...
The way Measure of a Man has long been my favorite episode of TNG but I wouldn’t DARE show it to anyone now…
November 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The way Measure of a Man has long been my favorite episode of TNG but I wouldn’t DARE show it to anyone now…
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My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
“These aren’t the sort of people we’re supposed to be arresting”
(The people in question are white Brits)
(The people in question are white Brits)
“We’ve tried to not have to do it, but we've got direct orders,” the masked ICE agents told them www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/i...
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
“These aren’t the sort of people we’re supposed to be arresting”
(The people in question are white Brits)
(The people in question are white Brits)
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"I look at that, and I have affection for a young man. It’s a Saturday night, and I’m at a typewriter with the fucking headphones on. I’m putting in the work. I’m doing it."— @themountaingoats.bsky.social's John Darnielle to Grayson Haver Currin for @GQmagazine.bsky.social
The Story John Darnielle Lived to Tell
When he was a teenager, the Mountain Goats founder never expected to live to 21. He has since become one of this century’s best songwriters. The lessons of his survival, life, and work feel endless.
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November 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
"I look at that, and I have affection for a young man. It’s a Saturday night, and I’m at a typewriter with the fucking headphones on. I’m putting in the work. I’m doing it."— @themountaingoats.bsky.social's John Darnielle to Grayson Haver Currin for @GQmagazine.bsky.social
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And Carville had the audacity to invoke Mamdani's win to make his point? Mamdani didn't go "anti-woke" to win. Quite the opposite! www.readtpa.com/p/a-politici...
A Politician Actually Defended Trans People. It Shouldn't Be This Rare.
Many Democrats are treating trans people as politically toxic. NYC mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani released a two-minute video proving there's another way.
www.readtpa.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
And Carville had the audacity to invoke Mamdani's win to make his point? Mamdani didn't go "anti-woke" to win. Quite the opposite! www.readtpa.com/p/a-politici...
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“By the way—every case you ever brought is dismissed. You’re not a lawfully appointed prosecutor so it’s weird saying that but just letting you know."
Lindsey Halligan's appointment as interim U.S. attorney invalid and dismissed the indictments against James Comey and Letitia James. Screenshot from order in the latter below:
November 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
“By the way—every case you ever brought is dismissed. You’re not a lawfully appointed prosecutor so it’s weird saying that but just letting you know."
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Silicon Valley guys casting government employees as lazy, parasitic, and malevolent seems like a giant case of projection imo
March 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Silicon Valley guys casting government employees as lazy, parasitic, and malevolent seems like a giant case of projection imo
Obviously the feet thing is rudely imposing on another person’s space and making their experience worse.
But why am I supposed to give a shit what anyone wears, as long as it isn’t offensive? If someone wears pajamas it doesn’t affect me one bit. If it did I’d just be a busybody.
But why am I supposed to give a shit what anyone wears, as long as it isn’t offensive? If someone wears pajamas it doesn’t affect me one bit. If it did I’d just be a busybody.
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
November 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Obviously the feet thing is rudely imposing on another person’s space and making their experience worse.
But why am I supposed to give a shit what anyone wears, as long as it isn’t offensive? If someone wears pajamas it doesn’t affect me one bit. If it did I’d just be a busybody.
But why am I supposed to give a shit what anyone wears, as long as it isn’t offensive? If someone wears pajamas it doesn’t affect me one bit. If it did I’d just be a busybody.
I’m simply SHOCKED that Newsom would post such an offensively ableist meme 🙄
November 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I’m simply SHOCKED that Newsom would post such an offensively ableist meme 🙄
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This is likely unlawful command influence
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
This is likely unlawful command influence
“You’ll be visited by three spirits”
the three spirits:
the three spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits”
the three spirits:
the three spirits:
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And once you're on these people's radars, you don't leave it.
Either they keep tabs on you, or their fans do it for them, and any chance they can use your name for content (money) they do it.
Stand up for your employees.
Either they keep tabs on you, or their fans do it for them, and any chance they can use your name for content (money) they do it.
Stand up for your employees.
Two months after firing over Charlie Kirk comments, Ghost of Yotei dev blames harassment campaign, not 'bad joke'
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November 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
And once you're on these people's radars, you don't leave it.
Either they keep tabs on you, or their fans do it for them, and any chance they can use your name for content (money) they do it.
Stand up for your employees.
Either they keep tabs on you, or their fans do it for them, and any chance they can use your name for content (money) they do it.
Stand up for your employees.
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BREAKING: Judge rules Lindsey Halligan's appointment was not valid, thus, she had no authority to present the James Comey or Letitia James indictments and the indictments are dismissed without prejudice.
November 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
BREAKING: Judge rules Lindsey Halligan's appointment was not valid, thus, she had no authority to present the James Comey or Letitia James indictments and the indictments are dismissed without prejudice.
I’ve been seeing a lot of achewood on the skyline and it makes me so fucking happy
A toddler when in a moment of exhaustion and weakness you let them have or do something you normally wouldn’t:
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I’ve been seeing a lot of achewood on the skyline and it makes me so fucking happy
Purity tests are back? 😳
theinnocencetest.com
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November 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Purity tests are back? 😳
theinnocencetest.com
theinnocencetest.com
I’m looking at nail trends online and I came across the duck nail shape and I hate it so bad I’m basically having a seizure
November 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I’m looking at nail trends online and I came across the duck nail shape and I hate it so bad I’m basically having a seizure
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🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠
Donald Trump endorsed Zohran Mamdani more enthusiastically than many mainstream Democrats.
November 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
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This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
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Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
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Imagine being one of those CEOs or school presidents who bowed down to this weird old man, then realizing he doesn’t like you as much as he likes this guy who didn’t bow at all
November 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Imagine being one of those CEOs or school presidents who bowed down to this weird old man, then realizing he doesn’t like you as much as he likes this guy who didn’t bow at all
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Well that was fucking incredible. He cast a charm spell on the most odious man alive.
November 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Well that was fucking incredible. He cast a charm spell on the most odious man alive.
People on here called it: Mamdani clearly charmed the pants off Trump.
November 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
People on here called it: Mamdani clearly charmed the pants off Trump.
One of the jurors was doing this during our final trial for Trial Advocacy and honestly BLESS HER
Be the person in the audience who smiles and nods.
here's one more- if you ever have to address a room full of people, pick a mf on one side of the room then pick a mf on the other side of the room and just talk to only those 2- it'll look like you're addressing everyone there and you won't have to worry about the audience
November 21, 2025 at 5:34 PM
One of the jurors was doing this during our final trial for Trial Advocacy and honestly BLESS HER
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NEW: Evanston has released video + reports surrounding a 10/31 incident where a CBP agent threatened to shoot people + another beat a handcuffed man.
We found some disturbing X posts from one of the feds, also seen in other viral videos. His name is Timothy Donahue, and it's now public record:
We found some disturbing X posts from one of the feds, also seen in other viral videos. His name is Timothy Donahue, and it's now public record:
Identified: federal agents who pointed gun, punched detainee in Evanston
Unraveled has verified a hate speech-laden X account belonging to U.S. Border Patrol agent Timothy Donahue, who was seen in numerous viral videos during Operation Midway Blitz. He and another agent, T...
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November 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
NEW: Evanston has released video + reports surrounding a 10/31 incident where a CBP agent threatened to shoot people + another beat a handcuffed man.
We found some disturbing X posts from one of the feds, also seen in other viral videos. His name is Timothy Donahue, and it's now public record:
We found some disturbing X posts from one of the feds, also seen in other viral videos. His name is Timothy Donahue, and it's now public record: