Chance the Lawyer
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“like bill nye the science guy but for the delaware court of chancery” but here I’m just a baby raccoon account.
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my views are not those of anyone else and this is my personal place to be silly
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my views are not those of anyone else and this is my personal place to be silly
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really tired of everyone acting like it’s all just fine, this will just be over soon. and slightly less tired of everyone acting like it is all just horrible, and will never, ever end.
December 7, 2025 at 2:40 AM
really tired of everyone acting like it’s all just fine, this will just be over soon. and slightly less tired of everyone acting like it is all just horrible, and will never, ever end.
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We do have a crisis of masculinity, it is the people decrying the crisis of masculinity. It's been them the whole time!
"we're having a crisis of masculinity!11!" - a man-baby dork
December 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
We do have a crisis of masculinity, it is the people decrying the crisis of masculinity. It's been them the whole time!
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
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Gay republicans, gay mormons, tradwife with jobs, please help make it make sense
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Gay republicans, gay mormons, tradwife with jobs, please help make it make sense
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It’s my theory that some men jump from “my wife thinks differently than I do in certain ways” to “women think differently from men” to “women are incapable of X” very quickly
‘Mother of God’: Stephanie Ruhle Blown Away When Speaker Johnson Says Women Can’t Mentally ‘Compartmentalize’
MSNBC's Stephanie Ruhle could not believe her ears when Speaker Mike Johnson and his wife offered some retrograde thoughts on women's brains.
www.mediaite.com
December 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
It’s my theory that some men jump from “my wife thinks differently than I do in certain ways” to “women think differently from men” to “women are incapable of X” very quickly
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Polish Foreign Minister replies to Musk: 🇵🇱
December 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Polish Foreign Minister replies to Musk: 🇵🇱
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Elon does not fundamentally believe that any government or governing body should be allowed to constrain or regulate him in any way and he is deploying all of the vast resources at his command to make it so
governments should act accordingly
governments should act accordingly
Elon Musk is against the European Union being the European Union —he posted this after X (fka Twitter) was fined for violations of the EU’s Digital Services Act.
December 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Elon does not fundamentally believe that any government or governing body should be allowed to constrain or regulate him in any way and he is deploying all of the vast resources at his command to make it so
governments should act accordingly
governments should act accordingly
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Elon Musk is worse at hiding it but this is the problem with all billionaires: they are a threat to democratic governance. They have an insatiable need to own and control everything. If you want to be free you have to curb their power, and demand political leaders who understand that
Elon Musk is against the European Union being the European Union —he posted this after X (fka Twitter) was fined for violations of the EU’s Digital Services Act.
December 6, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Elon Musk is worse at hiding it but this is the problem with all billionaires: they are a threat to democratic governance. They have an insatiable need to own and control everything. If you want to be free you have to curb their power, and demand political leaders who understand that
Musk v. Tusk, Rick & Morty prescient as always. 😭
December 6, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Musk v. Tusk, Rick & Morty prescient as always. 😭
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it is impossible to overstate the extent to which this country is now being run by people you would leave a party rather than talk to for five minutes
they hate music, they hate art, they hate artists, they hate pop, they hate the video games they play, they hate the movies they watch, like, they're just all the worst fucking people you've ever met, none of them believe in anything
December 6, 2025 at 4:45 AM
it is impossible to overstate the extent to which this country is now being run by people you would leave a party rather than talk to for five minutes
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Other than the clear top-of-alphabet favoritism in this list (9 out of 20 have names that start between A and C? Typical biased media) this is a great list. Subscribe to The Onion, too, obviously, but this is a very good way to spend your money on good people.
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December 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Other than the clear top-of-alphabet favoritism in this list (9 out of 20 have names that start between A and C? Typical biased media) this is a great list. Subscribe to The Onion, too, obviously, but this is a very good way to spend your money on good people.
I feel this so deeply but for law.
It is just an unfortunate externality of our age that many of us who would rather be in tranquil waters talking about the subtleties of economics and finance instead find ourselves instead emitting outbursts of range at the fact that the societal fabric which supports all that is being rent asunder.
December 6, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I feel this so deeply but for law.
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It is just an unfortunate externality of our age that many of us who would rather be in tranquil waters talking about the subtleties of economics and finance instead find ourselves instead emitting outbursts of range at the fact that the societal fabric which supports all that is being rent asunder.
December 6, 2025 at 4:23 AM
It is just an unfortunate externality of our age that many of us who would rather be in tranquil waters talking about the subtleties of economics and finance instead find ourselves instead emitting outbursts of range at the fact that the societal fabric which supports all that is being rent asunder.
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It’s bad for your mental health to know stuff
December 6, 2025 at 3:16 AM
It’s bad for your mental health to know stuff
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maybe given the current political situation, finding things about which to say “the president has a point” is not only not a good look but actively bad and fucked up? Maybe maybe resist the impulse to say “well I agree with this chump” and find something else to talk about instead?
December 6, 2025 at 3:13 PM
maybe given the current political situation, finding things about which to say “the president has a point” is not only not a good look but actively bad and fucked up? Maybe maybe resist the impulse to say “well I agree with this chump” and find something else to talk about instead?
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Chance is NSFW.
December 6, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Chance is NSFW.
no bottom to be found
Admiral Rachel Levine was the first transgender person to be confirmed by the Senate to serve in the federal government. Her official portrait at HHS headquarters has been altered. n.pr/48HypvT
HHS changed the name of transgender health leader on her official portrait
Admiral Rachel Levine was the first transgender person to be confirmed by the Senate to serve in the federal government. Her official portrait at HHS headquarters has been altered.
n.pr
December 6, 2025 at 12:14 AM
no bottom to be found
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these gross fucks. just scum.
Admiral Rachel Levine was the first transgender person to be confirmed by the Senate to serve in the federal government. Her official portrait at HHS headquarters has been altered. n.pr/48HypvT
HHS changed the name of transgender health leader on her official portrait
Admiral Rachel Levine was the first transgender person to be confirmed by the Senate to serve in the federal government. Her official portrait at HHS headquarters has been altered.
n.pr
December 5, 2025 at 11:27 PM
these gross fucks. just scum.
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wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
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they don't learn!
December 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
they don't learn!
Kathryn’s demand for ontological clarity, to be fair, is legendary
This is the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen.
I decided that you lack the spirit to be worth further engagement, so I had the conversation w/ Gemini 3 Pro, instead.
You can see it here: gemini.google.com/share/34668f...
They hide reasoning chains in public share URLs, so attaching a few screenshots to show ya.
Best of luck, Kathryn! <3
You can see it here: gemini.google.com/share/34668f...
They hide reasoning chains in public share URLs, so attaching a few screenshots to show ya.
Best of luck, Kathryn! <3
December 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Kathryn’s demand for ontological clarity, to be fair, is legendary
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Pleased to announce I have signed a partnership with Kalshi to allow live betting on students' grades in my classes. PowerPoints will now feature a realtime odds ticker. It does create perverse incentives—I imagine a lot of surplus death in the grandma sector—but we can financialize that, too.
December 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Pleased to announce I have signed a partnership with Kalshi to allow live betting on students' grades in my classes. PowerPoints will now feature a realtime odds ticker. It does create perverse incentives—I imagine a lot of surplus death in the grandma sector—but we can financialize that, too.
will they see it?
December 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
will they see it?
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So the party of no more soft cuck wokeness just watched their sleepy dictator receive the biggest participation trophy of all time
December 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
So the party of no more soft cuck wokeness just watched their sleepy dictator receive the biggest participation trophy of all time