Chance the Lawyer
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“like bill nye the science guy but for the delaware court of chancery” but here I’m just a baby raccoon account.
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my views are not those of anyone else and this is my personal place to be silly
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my views are not those of anyone else and this is my personal place to be silly
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Thanksgiving Conversation Devolves Into Just Stating Things Dog Is Currently Doing https://theonion.com/thanksgiving-conversation-devolves-into-just-stating-th-1840069525/
November 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Thanksgiving Conversation Devolves Into Just Stating Things Dog Is Currently Doing https://theonion.com/thanksgiving-conversation-devolves-into-just-stating-th-1840069525/
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“No, seriously, ask my kid. Son, come over here, they want to ask you a question.”
November 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
“No, seriously, ask my kid. Son, come over here, they want to ask you a question.”
We absolutely know that, Mike.
Mike Johnson: “I haven’t had a vacation day in two years. I haven’t been off in two years, literally.”
November 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
We absolutely know that, Mike.
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In the richest city in the richest country on the planet, the thing we can’t afford is to forget those who are left hungry.
November 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
In the richest city in the richest country on the planet, the thing we can’t afford is to forget those who are left hungry.
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one like = one person on this app i’m thankful for
November 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
one like = one person on this app i’m thankful for
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At this animal rescue, today is just another day
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
At this animal rescue, today is just another day
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I mean, "retirement home for geriatric millennials" has always felt like the truest description but may not help in this situation
November 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I mean, "retirement home for geriatric millennials" has always felt like the truest description but may not help in this situation
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It's a Fidonet BBS with a mobile interface.
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It's a Fidonet BBS with a mobile interface.
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a reason it’s hard for me to get as het up about epistemic context collapse as youd expect is that I think the epistemic context been collapsed back in 2015 with butter emails and we’ve been in a latent phase still walking around thinking we’re fine since then while our DNA turns to soup
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
a reason it’s hard for me to get as het up about epistemic context collapse as youd expect is that I think the epistemic context been collapsed back in 2015 with butter emails and we’ve been in a latent phase still walking around thinking we’re fine since then while our DNA turns to soup
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sorry for posting horrible things
it will happen again
it will happen again
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
sorry for posting horrible things
it will happen again
it will happen again
best answer to “what’s Bluesky” when someone asks me if I still post online … GO 😂
I’m both very grateful for Bluesky (y’all) and also not looking forward to explaining what it is to my extended family today. 😝
a young boy is sitting on a couch making a funny face .
ALT: a young boy is sitting on a couch making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
best answer to “what’s Bluesky” when someone asks me if I still post online … GO 😂
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Happy Victory for US Arms and Down With Treasonous Slavers Day!
Uncomfortable with the First Thanksgiving Narrative? Good News, it’s Actually a Civil War Holiday
Take heart, all you who grow unsettled at the time of year where the narrative of friendly Pilgrims and American Indians is spread around to make us feel good about a brief moment in American histo…
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November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Happy Victory for US Arms and Down With Treasonous Slavers Day!
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Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Happy Thanksgiving
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who has time for all the podcasts, videos & clips? let me read transcripts please. i kinda cannot deal with the vanity aspect of all things needing to be on camera some days.
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
who has time for all the podcasts, videos & clips? let me read transcripts please. i kinda cannot deal with the vanity aspect of all things needing to be on camera some days.
I’m both very grateful for Bluesky (y’all) and also not looking forward to explaining what it is to my extended family today. 😝
a young boy is sitting on a couch making a funny face .
ALT: a young boy is sitting on a couch making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I’m both very grateful for Bluesky (y’all) and also not looking forward to explaining what it is to my extended family today. 😝
I may he’s doomer but I will never be *that* nihilistic.
Leave motion smoothing on this year. Who cares. Your parents or in-laws are upscaling a compressed HD image to 4K anyway. Also nothing matters.
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I may he’s doomer but I will never be *that* nihilistic.
so according to my current-reality decoder ring that means NBC gives her Bari Weiss-level privileges when … tomorrow ??
If this is true she should never work as a journalist again.
Hey, congratulations to all of Olivia Nuzzi’s horny media critic defenders. Heckuva job!
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
so according to my current-reality decoder ring that means NBC gives her Bari Weiss-level privileges when … tomorrow ??
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have very little to say about nuzzi other than the fact that if she loves/loved RFK Jr so much, she's almost certainly a racist eugenicist in addition to being one of the most ethically damaged journalists of the century
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
have very little to say about nuzzi other than the fact that if she loves/loved RFK Jr so much, she's almost certainly a racist eugenicist in addition to being one of the most ethically damaged journalists of the century
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The Murder Inciter has thoughts on inciting murder
November 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The Murder Inciter has thoughts on inciting murder
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"Michael Wolffed" vs "Michael Woolfed" basically antonyms. sojo.net/articles/opi...
I Was Arrested Outside of an ICE Facility We Need to Shut Down
Violence is never the answer for Christians, and violence against our righteous protests cannot stop us.
sojo.net
November 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
"Michael Wolffed" vs "Michael Woolfed" basically antonyms. sojo.net/articles/opi...
“just an American”
November 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
“just an American”
ifixit
What’s the over-under on national monuments he ruins?
November 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM
ifixit
the worm turns
November 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
the worm turns
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