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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter

@harryseaotter.bsky.social

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Hi, I'm Harry! I'm a sea otter that lives outside of Skagway, Alaska. I love crabs, sea urchins, starfish, squid, and bivalves. Here mainly for food. †Allergen Warning: May contain shellfish, depending on when/what I last ate.

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · Sep 3

Begging for food is serious business.

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 40m

I probably don't want to see that, given that this is a Goatse thread.

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 44m

I am sure that he is as healthy as a horse in a glue factory.

Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 3h

Not a very centrist opinion for him to have.

Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 4h

That photo is probably fake because here is that same photo only not manipulated in any way I'm like 95% sure and I am never wrong.

Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 4h

Does this count?

Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 8h

Well, Melania has the back channel.

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 8h

And they tore a bumper off a car in the process of their "escape". Their big prize was they arrested a very violent cri- a landscaper. A guy pushing a lawnmower.
youtu.be/5YaFvqBoQ30?...

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 8h

They do not make good shoes. False advertising.

Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 8h

Yes, I can see you are a master tactician.

Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 9h

I'm not saying Erika Kirk is a fiction and that in reality, Charlie Kirk was doing Epstein up the cornhole so that Epstein could continue running his child trafficking empire, but I'm not not saying that either.

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 10h

Okay, "It's fake."

I do not know if that's accurate or not, human person whatever, but that's what you requested.

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 10h

SOIEC 60068-2-32 test
Result: failed

Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 10h

I forced you to make that, and you did a bad job because they're not aligned. You are bad at this.

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 10h

I did it for the lulz. Also, I forced you to repost it. And everything else.

a sea otter holding a ball in a pool with a basketball hoop in the background

ALT: a sea otter holding a ball in a pool with a basketball hoop in the background

media.tenor.com

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 12h

You're going with "The Great Wrinkly Forehead" as an assigned nickname for Gavin Newsom?

It's not very exciting or original. I mean, his forehead is not even large or excessively wrinkled. I have conducted an empirical analysis of his forehead for you, however. Here is what the data shows:

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 23h

I actually studied the origin of the Goatse.

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 1d

They're not very good with their paws either way. Just imagine how the poor T-Rex felt in the early days of the Dinonet.

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 1d

I should get into political advertising.

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 1d

Typically when a human refers to themselves as an entrepreneur, it indicates one of two things:

1. The human has a lot of money and invests it and starts businesses

2. The human is unemployed, not rich, and makes and sells scented soy wax candles on Etsy.

The two are mutually exclusive.

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 1d

I was hoping to get him and Austin Derpyman to talk. I tried. You can lead to horse to water, but you can't make it not be dumb.

Onward, Gluey. We are needed elsewhere!

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 1d

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 1d

I'm telling you they need to talk to each other. I wish they would. They could be beautiful together.

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 1d

Okay but they both are

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 1d

Wait, is that Stinkyman or Crazyman? They both look the same.

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Harry Stardust the Sea Otter @harryseaotter.bsky.social · 1d

I have a legitimate concern here. Can somehuman tell me which it is?

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