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Chance the Lawyer
@chancethelawyer.bsky.social
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“like bill nye the science guy but for the delaware court of chancery” but here I’m just a baby raccoon account.

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my views are not those of anyone else and this is my personal place to be silly
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pls quantify your claim, sir
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December 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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breaking the fourth wall: "I couldn't believe it either, after everything that had happened..."
MBS and Trump shake hands in an ornate, formal setting with golden curtains and crystal chandeliers. MBS wears traditional Middle Eastern attire including a red and white checkered keffiyeh and black robes with gold trim, while Trump wears a dark business suit. A decorative golden eagle sculpture is visible on a lectern to the left.
December 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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please read these three paragraphs from this @wired.com piece by @stevenlevy.bsky.social and then explain to me why we let guys like this accumulate so much wealth and power
there anyone you consider a competitor? Our competition is political. The woke left and the woke right wake up every day, figuring out how they can hurt Palantir. If they get into power, they'll hurt Palantir. And by the way, it's global. I view Democrats as my party, but if the Mamdani wing of the party takes over? If that's my party, I'm not in it. Or the right woke wing, which is like, everything is a conspiracy, any use of technology is actually going to only be used to eviscerate and attack us? Palantir is literally the hardest software to abuse in the world, but they don't seem to want it. If you don't want meritocracy, you hate Palantir. That is our competition. My head's spinning a little. How did Mam-dani get in there? If you explain to the world that labor is going to be valueless, people are going to elect the most ridiculous people ever. They're afraid of an AI-driven, AGI environment where no one has a job. Universities and elite institutions have played a corrosive role here. People are teaching pagan religion views-anew religion with sacrifices. Who's the sacrifice? Me, I'm the sacrifice. You don't seem constrained to me. You're doing great. I'm not complaining. We're not victims at Palantir. We're doing very well. We might even do better.
December 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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the news, to me, every fucking time I log on
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December 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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absolutely insane blackboard work here
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December 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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I'm sure it's just prurient interest, but come on, now I need to know what obligation this is that Musk has in February 2026. 😭

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Case 3:22-cv-05937-CRB Document 321 Filed 12/02/25Page 2 of 6 During the November 24, 2025 hearing on Plaintiffs' Motion to Disqualify Alex Spiro, the Court, sua sponte, continued the ten-day trial in this action from January 22, 2026 to February 23, 2026. Dkt. 319. Unfortunately, Defendant has a highly confidential and personal pre-existing and immovable commitment that conflicts with this new trial date and limits his ability to attend trial, testify in person, and meaningfully participate in his defense if the trial proceeds as currently scheduled. Defendant thus asks the Court to continue the trial three weeks to March 16, 2026 or as soon thereafter as the Court's schedule permits. Defendant is not seeking to continue or alter any other hearing or pending deadline, including the February 17, 2026 Pretrial Conference. Defendant makes this application pursuant to Local Rule 40-1 and this Court's General Standing Order Section I.B.7 authorizing parties to apply ex parte to make changes to the case schedule. Defendant sought to continue the trial via a stipulated joint request but Plaintiffs declined. Bergjans Decl. 95.
December 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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fuuuuck 😭
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December 3, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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he's very good at doing follow-on movements to hide some pretty serious spasms of some sort ???
December 2, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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sometimes I like to watch these pressers to see how it looks when people in groups all dissociate simultaneously
December 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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is ... slotus ... a thing?
screenshot of a Whitehouse.gov article: FLOTUS & SLOTUS assemble care packages for deployed service members at Joint Base Andrews December 1, 2025
December 2, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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DO ITTTTTT
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December 2, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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So I can drown myself in the black hole installed next to the toilet.
December 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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This is a lot.
December 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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There, there, Time Magazine. Me, too. 🫠
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December 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Waze wants in on the weirdo action. 😭
Waze screenshot showing some absolutely fucked up twisty turny way to go "straight" on the road.
November 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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I’m on a toll road but no. 🥲
November 26, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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don’t mind me going insane while Apple Maps tells me to get off and back on every exit on the NJ Turnpike for absolutely no reason
November 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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gives new meaning to my derivative meme
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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If Candace Owens’ obsession with Macron’s wife’s gender were to lead to unmasking the US government’s involvement in Charlie Kirk’s assassination, it might just … heal us? 😭
X Log in Open app Candace Owens O @RealCandaceO URGENT Two days ago I was contacted by a high-ranking employee of the French Government. After determining this person's position and proximity to the French couple, I have deemed the information they gave me to be credible enough to share publicly in the event that something happens. In short, this person claims that the Macrons have executed upon and paid for my assassination. Yes, you read that correctly. More specifically, that the green light was given to a small team in National Gendamarie Intervention Group. I am told there is one Israeli that is on this assasination squad and the plans were formalized. Again, this person provided concrete proof that they are well placed within the French government apparatus. Further to this point, this person claims that Charlie Kirk's assassin trained with the French legion 13th brigade with multi-state involvement. Journalist Xavier Poussard's life is also at risk. This is deadly serious. The head of state of France apparently wants us both dead and has authorized professional units to carry this out. I ask that every person RETWEET and share this. I do not know who in the American government can be trusted, since this source claims our leaders are aware. But I have more specific information which is definitively verifiable, should they care to reach out to me. To the brave official in France who did this because they were so moved by the evil of Charlie's public execution to risk their own life— May God bless you. Truly. Let all be revealed. Last edited 1:28 AM - Nov 22, 2025 • 11.2M Views
November 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
chancethelawyer.bsky.social
girl you’re in love 😍
"I think you're going to have, hopefully, a really great mayor," he said. "We agree on a lot more than I would have thought. I think he's, I want him to do a great job, and we'll help him to do a great job." "The better he does, the happier 1 am, I will say. There's no difference in party, there's no difference in anything, and we're going to be helping him to make everybody's dream come true," he added. Asked if he, as a billionaire, would feel comfortable living in New York City under a Mamdani administration, Trump didn't hesitate. "No, I feel very comfortable," he responded. "I would feel very, very comfortable being in New York, and I think much more so after the meeting."
November 22, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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2025 be like
Cartoon of a teal dumpster on fire with a smiling face, in front of a brick wall, with the caption “THIS LITTLE LIGHT OF MINE, I’M GONNA LET IT SHINE.”
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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the painful truth
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November 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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the last two accounts that followed me on here 🤔
November 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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I was asked how Slicey is doing the other day, in light of the general vibes. He good. He keeps a low profile on this site for reasons. 🥲
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November 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM