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Jeff Nall
@jeffmnall.bsky.social

Fractional CTO. Digital nomad. AI guy. 30+ years in tech. Difficult engineering problems solved immediately. The impossible takes a little longer.

#ViveLaUSA
#cancersurvivor
#freelancer 👨‍💻
#thirdparty
Palo Alto, CA but..
..currently travelling the world!
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Pro-tip: If you want to really cause trouble at a company, send a complaint to multiple people within the corporate umbrella but make sure they are absolutely the wrong person--as low as you can go in the org chart. CC a couple people from unrelated departments.

You'll get someone fired in no time.
Interesting term: Monolith Renaissance.

A school of thought shying away from microservices in favor of good ol' fashioned monolith architecture in the name of simplification.

I'm not in that school.

multi-cloud deployments with functionality spread across the planet in the name of reliability.
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Learn from a TOP 1% UPWORK freelancer. I help beginner freelancers create financial breathing room through freelancing (without going into debt).
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November 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
This country forgot about healthcare expenses skyrocketing in the next 45 days pretty fucking quick.
November 21, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Everything going on right now is a distraction from the Epstein files.
November 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Just sitting back and looking at the whole Epstein file thing from 30,000 feet...

..why would an international pedophile ring be a national security risk?

If our nation is involved every American wants to know about it now.
November 19, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I've noticed that Americans, historically, don't care much about what happened beyond the 6 months immediately prior to an election.

It's looking really good for everyone but the GOP, but there's room for a whole lotta shenanigans between now and 11/2026.
November 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Things the world forgot about.

Canada becoming a US state.
Control of the Panama Canal.
$5000 DOGE checks.

Other nonsense that's never going to happen.
November 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I've always wondered who the 6th member of The Village People was. Given recent news, this pic hits different, doesn't it?
November 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
From now on it's called Ped-O-Lago.

It's official. Just like Gulf of America.
November 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
There's always..and I mean always..a tweet. The world's most orange pedophile and misogynist wrote this 10 years ago before we found out about his fondness for Big Beautiful Bill Clinton.
November 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Turns out Trump was in the Epstein files and Bill Clinton was in Trump.
November 14, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I really need to know if this is a real email from the release a couple days ago.
November 14, 2025 at 3:26 AM
MAGA's problem: When 4 pedophiles are sitting at a table and a 5th person is willing to sit at that table....

...there are 5 pedophiles sitting at the table.

That's what people think of MAGA. World wide in my experience.
November 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Happy Wednesday
November 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
My holiday wish? That we see the equivalent of OJ Simpson's Slow White Bronco chase except it involves our big, orange, special boy fleeing to Moscow or Argentina.

I know I'm way out in left field but to quote Snoop Dog:

Dream big, you might never wake up. :)
November 12, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Just about the only thing left with the Epstein files is to start a war or something involving a nuclear detonation--hopefully just a test.

Spitballing here. I don't think there's any way left to (successfully) distract from the Epstein files now.
November 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Everyone who's lost their job or needs income, my wife runs a Skool community that shows how to get in the freelance world so you never let a corporation control you again. Enjoy and tell her Jeff sent you.
www.skool.com/freelancewit...
FREELANCE with ERICA
Learn from a TOP 1% UPWORK freelancer. I help beginner freelancers create financial breathing room through freelancing (without going into debt).
www.skool.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
In the same way MAGAts talk about a "woke mind vrius" I'd like to float the possiblity of there being a "Susan Collins Mind Virus" that infected the Senate Democrats.
November 12, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Japan tried 100 year mortgages awhile back--and got nothing from it.

www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
The 100-year Japanese residential mortgage: An examination
A recent innovation in the Japanese real estate industry to promote home ownership is the creation of a 100-year mortgage term. The home, encumbered b…
www.sciencedirect.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM
The oval office looks like a Cheesecake Factory I was at in Chicago a few years ago:
November 11, 2025 at 8:33 PM
That 8 democrats joined with republicans to take away our healthcare, all while giving billions to Argentina and our own oligarchs is the only reason anyone needs to never vote Democrat or Republican ever again.

I'm no longer a Democrat and will never vote for either party after the this betrayal.
November 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I'm 58 years old. For the first time in my life, with cancer in remission, I'm going to lose my healthcare and I 100% blame the democratic party for that tonite. All they had to do was say no, we won't let the GOP take away healthcare.

Never again will I vote for a democrat in any office.
November 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
If the democrats cave and do not get ACA subsidies in a government shutdown deal, I'll never, ever vote for them again. I mean never. I don't care who the candidate is.

They've been unable to govern for a long, long, long time and this would be the 100% deal breaker for me.
November 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Today is marked safe from dealing with SFO and ORD.

I'm too lazy to put together a meme.
November 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Reposted by Jeff Nall
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM