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Jeff Nall
@jeffmnall.bsky.social
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Fractional CTO. Digital nomad. AI guy. 30+ years in tech. Difficult engineering problems solved immediately. The impossible takes a little longer. #ViveLaUSA #cancersurvivor #freelancer 👨‍💻 Palo Alto, CA but.. ..currently travelling the world!
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Jeff Nall @jeffmnall.bsky.social · Jan 29
Pro-tip: If you want to really cause trouble at a company, send a complaint to multiple people within the corporate umbrella but make sure they are absolutely the wrong person--as low as you can go in the org chart. CC a couple people from unrelated departments.

You'll get someone fired in no time.
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Jeff Nall @jeffmnall.bsky.social · 8m
This is getting ridiculous.

www.cnbc.com/2025/10/10/t...
Trump puts extra 100% tariff on China imports, adds export controls on 'critical software'
www.cnbc.com
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Jeff Nall @jeffmnall.bsky.social · 1h
A giant paid vacation for a whole lotta federal employees is all this is.

What sucks is they'll have to wait for their paychecks.

Really thinking the GOP has burned their bridge with too many people to be taken seriously anymore.
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Jeff Nall @jeffmnall.bsky.social · 1h
Alternative for the rest of us:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OKw...
Men On Football - Original, Unedited Version from In Living Color
YouTube video by majorleaguepinscom
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Jeff Nall @jeffmnall.bsky.social · 1h
Escape From New York is the 1st R-Rated movie I ever snuck into.

Or possibly Blade Runner. Not sure which was first and too lazy to look up release dates.
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Jeff Nall @jeffmnall.bsky.social · 3h
Today's GOP reminds me of Corvette owners (65+) that complain because their new Corvette doesn't have a CD player.

"I don't want any of that streaming shit."

They will die before modernizing.
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Jeff Nall @jeffmnall.bsky.social · 1d
This entire presidency is a Monty Python sketch. Prove me wrong.

RFK: "There's two studies which show children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism. It's highly likely because they were given Tylenol."

(Guarantee this is just stockmarket manipulation.)
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Jeff Nall @jeffmnall.bsky.social · 1d
This is all about distracting from The Epstein Files by the way.

Of course it's a toothless threat, but take up news space that would otherwise be devoted to Trump raping children.
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Jeff Nall @jeffmnall.bsky.social · 1d
The timespan between finding out when a bad cop commits a crime and is arrested and charged for it is the source of why so many people hate US LE (including ICE.)

Why hasn't the cop who shot her 5 times been arrested?

www.themirror.com/news/us-news...
ICE agent yells 'do something, b----' before shooting Chicago woman 5 times
The video is in stark conflict with the government’s account that federal agents in Broadview were “boxed in by 10 cars” and the woman, Marimar Martinez, 30, was one of the drivers
www.themirror.com
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Jeff Nall @jeffmnall.bsky.social · 1d
Having a 34-time convicted felon as the US President threatening one of the most popular politicians with jail isn't something that founding fathers contemplated anywhere in the constitution.

Yes, we're that stupid.
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Jeff Nall @jeffmnall.bsky.social · 1d
Dear Kristi,

Exercising won't make your facial implants get smaller. You'll need additional surgery for that.

Wow is that bad. I don't mean that from a female beauty perspective, but from a "cheap suit" perspective if that makes sense.
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Jeff Nall @jeffmnall.bsky.social · 1d
I'm not suggesting doing this because it's illegal...

..but here's an interesting article on disabling a vehicle using an RF signal. Would be helpful if you're being chased by criminals...

www.theengineer.co.uk/content/news...
Radio-beam device can disable car and boat engines from 50m - The Engineer
E2V has developed a non-lethal weapon that can disable the engines of motor vehicles and small boats at a distance of up to 50m in under three seconds.
www.theengineer.co.uk
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Jeff Nall @jeffmnall.bsky.social · 1d
Isn't Trump using Truth Social, Telegram, etc. for official private government communication illegal under the Presidential Records act?

Just another thing to add to the (hopefully) upcoming impeachment in just over a year.
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Jeff Nall @jeffmnall.bsky.social · 2d
This sounds so, so much like Emmanuel Goldstein and The Brotherhood from the book 1984.

An imaginary enemy is a great tool for fascism because they can do anything, anytime, anywhere for any reason you can imagine.
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Jeff Nall @jeffmnall.bsky.social · 2d
It fits reality better if you change "antifa" to "Santa Claus."
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Jeff Nall @jeffmnall.bsky.social · 2d
A jailbreaked LLM will tell you if that's the same person. ChatGPT and Claude are both "defanged" so you prolly won't be able to get an answer, but other options will give an answer.
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Jeff Nall @jeffmnall.bsky.social · 2d
This Chrome browser extension was the best of it's kind IMHO. Then the developer decided to add browser hijacking code.

Really brand damaging stuff.

chromewebstore.google.com/detail/color...
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Jeff Nall @jeffmnall.bsky.social · 2d
Vanifestos have no border :)
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Jeff Nall @jeffmnall.bsky.social · 2d
I was just reminded of this little gem.
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Jeff Nall @jeffmnall.bsky.social · 2d
What's the over/under on hours until our big, orange, special boy blames Pete Buttigieg for the ATC problems and airport shutdowns?
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Jeff Nall @jeffmnall.bsky.social · 2d
Disappointed if Voodoo knowlingly served federal or federally-activated troops in Portland.
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Jeff Nall @jeffmnall.bsky.social · 2d
No military and/or LE experience.

Just a hunch.

You can't get much further on the wrong side of history than zip tying babies and pointing assault weapons at unarmed civilians.
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Jeff Nall @jeffmnall.bsky.social · 2d
Chicago is The Holy City!
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Jeff Nall @jeffmnall.bsky.social · 2d
What reason does she have to answer those questions? She can literally tell the largest, most outrageous lies she can come up with and receive a pre-emptive pardon from our big, orange, special boy.

Every last member of his cabinet has a get-out-of-jail free card.
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Jeff Nall @jeffmnall.bsky.social · 3d
I can't help but remember the big winner in all of this is Matt Gaetz--we've all but forgotten about his prostitution escapades.
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Jeff Nall @jeffmnall.bsky.social · 3d
Every January 6th we should have the Josh Hawley Invitational where we can look forward to members of congress declaring their courage and bravery then running away through the halls of congress as fast as they can to avoid their constituents.
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