ApacheSmash❗️@Shed2.0
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I play Metal Gear occasionally @kendricklamario.bsky.social <3
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Oh yeah!

Hi I'm ApacheSmash

I play video games to raise money for charity and I like Metal Gear
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Before Youtube we would have to constantly reset our PS2 to hear Real Emotion on repeat
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You might not know it but this tweet is about Tron
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When one door closes, another opens

You could be unceremoniously let go from your 20+ year job as a pest control and exterminator professional and find your dream job in movie expertise

Telling folk which movie to see and which to skip

That's the Big Mike story imo
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I was put on a Bluesky list that was like

"TRANSPHOBES, GENOCIDE DENIERS, RACISTS and people who posted something I personally disagree with about something trivial"
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Yeah I was a huge fan of the band but nah rot in piss
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In the back of the van like "You guys got an airfryer??"
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Fun fact

First gig I ever went to, first singer I ever met
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Ah the great pickle wizard appeared for them too, he is a source of power and strength
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Raiden from Sons of Brisbane Hairdressing
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This is my favourite cursed Metal Gear Solid 2
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Urge to learn a new speedrun but unsure of game
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Anxiety is in the meeting taking notes
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"no one would care" - Person whose entire existence is going feral daily over much less
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Me when I eat a bowling ball and go to sleep
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Partner: Oh my god I am so sick I need sleep
Me: Oh baby get some rest do what you need to do
Partner (one hour later):