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apdirtybird.bsky.social
AD
@apdirtybird.bsky.social
650 followers 620 following 160 posts
I put legal things on paper, watch too many movies, and complain about sports (Miami Hurricanes, Heat, COYS). TLH
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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 5h
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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 5h
Those dehydrated blood oranges are both overused but also work so well in the right circumstances. Like that drink
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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 5h
a man is holding a giant corn on the cob with the words corn in corn out below him
ALT: a man is holding a giant corn on the cob with the words corn in corn out below him
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apdirtybird.bsky.social
AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 6h
Real ones know
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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 6h
It was John Mueller, but he sadly passed away in 2021. I lived there like a decade ago, at the beginning of Franklin and LA, but haven't been back since in like 6 years, so none of my under the radar recs are there anymore.
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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 7h
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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 7h
It's amazing that the first taste of Texas BBQ and seeing Vince Young live in his Heisman season at the Texas State Fair led to 20 years together, 15 yrs married, and a too online relationship.

This picture of absolute children will self destruct.
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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 7h
I wouldn't have thought of honey on this but you're absolutely right because I can taste this through the picture
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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 8h
#TalkinBoutTheNoles
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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 9h
Nardzzzzz
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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 14h
Double vaxxed and a watermelon Redbull ready to find and kill god today.
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apdirtybird.bsky.social
AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · Oct 12
A weekly reminder that nobody has to watch GameDay if you all hate it that much. The whinging every week is like a marvel fan getting angry at a changed story from their youth.

"It's not what it's supposed to be!" as you pout your lip and stamp your foot.
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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 1d
I wish that I could ever think, "yeah, film me"
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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 1d
I've been fighting with new business intake AND accounts receiveable all week because review year ends 10/31 and I am OVER IT
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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 1d
We know the real winner in all of this.
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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 1d
One immediate explanation that comes to mind may be a new insurance requirement, because I've dealt with some weird insurance requirements in other contexts.
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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 1d
Oh, NOW is when I learn you chose other counsel.
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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 1d
Nik, did you apply your own sesame seeds out of the pocket container you carry which is a retrofitted snuff container from 1874?
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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 1d
But it's not in their purse or wallet? Like, they just leave it on a desk in their house?
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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 1d
Would a Morbius/Tron3 back to back flop be enough to kill Leto as a leading man?
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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 1d
I have a compromised immune system, and it has hit me hard sometimes, and sometimes not really. It's a big crapshoot.
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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 1d
One day closer to death
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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 1d
Covid booster and flu shot double header booked for tomorrow, couch session for feeling like ass booked for Sunday.
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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 1d
I love how so many bait posts fall into the "Steph Curry can't shoot" genre or the "Charlie Brown had hoes" genre.
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apdirtybird.bsky.social
AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 2d
Niche posts over here. Just for the connoisseurs.
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