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@apdirtybird.bsky.social

650 followers 620 following 150 posts

I put legal things on paper, watch too many movies, and complain about sports (Miami Hurricanes, Heat, COYS). TLH

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 5h

I wish that I could ever think, "yeah, film me"

AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 10h

I've been fighting with new business intake AND accounts receiveable all week because review year ends 10/31 and I am OVER IT

AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 10h

We know the real winner in all of this.

AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 11h

One immediate explanation that comes to mind may be a new insurance requirement, because I've dealt with some weird insurance requirements in other contexts.

AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 11h

Oh, NOW is when I learn you chose other counsel.

AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 12h

Nik, did you apply your own sesame seeds out of the pocket container you carry which is a retrofitted snuff container from 1874?

AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 12h

But it's not in their purse or wallet? Like, they just leave it on a desk in their house?

AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 14h

Would a Morbius/Tron3 back to back flop be enough to kill Leto as a leading man?

AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 16h

I have a compromised immune system, and it has hit me hard sometimes, and sometimes not really. It's a big crapshoot.

AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 16h

One day closer to death

AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 16h

Covid booster and flu shot double header booked for tomorrow, couch session for feeling like ass booked for Sunday.

AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 18h

I love how so many bait posts fall into the "Steph Curry can't shoot" genre or the "Charlie Brown had hoes" genre.

AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 1d

Niche posts over here. Just for the connoisseurs.

AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 1d

The key is to just never make popular posts.

AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 1d

If it's in Atlanta, I doubt he plays. He really doesn't play out of conference away games anymore (never really a did a ton anyway in the past 8 yrs).

AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 1d

OH, I know what that means now, it just clicked in my head. It's BS from last session, that went into effect 10/1.

The airport isn't closed, it's closed to "geo engineering flights and weather modification flights" you know, conspiracy theories.

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Florida Bans Weather Modding and Geoengineering Aircraft at Public Airports | AIN

FAA notices show enforcement at Palm Beach, Daytona Beach

AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 1d

My "Daytona Beach International is closed due to Geo Engineering and WX Modification ACFT" shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 1d

NBA season is so close. Most all of my followers have seen so many Spo and Heat memes over the years that they shouldn't be surprised, but fair warning there will be increased NBA posting.

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Noel Murray @noelmu.bsky.social · 2d

Sometimes we as a society get so disgusted and offended by a TV commercial that the ad quickly gets pulled from the air, and friends, we need to apply that takedown energy towards the Verizon commercial where the guy at the plastic surgeon has his mouth in his chest. This is an emergency.

AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 3d

Ben, I swear to god, don't give me more Sad Ben memes.

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Exclusive | Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck like each other ‘so much more when they’re not married’: source

“They like each other so much more when they’re not married to each other,” a Lopez source revealed after the exes looked happy together at the “Kiss of the Spider Woman” pr…

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AD @apdirtybird.bsky.social · 4d

Just read the phrase "ancient art-making technique" as "ancient arm-taking technique" and I'd prefer to read my version of the headline.