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Anonymous IV
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Librarian, trombonist, recovering musicologist, and bicycle lover. Not classy or inspirational. Or such a horrible, greasy, perverted, shabby, two-bit, filthy, disgusting pig. Church of the Slice #CALFORD
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Guess I will do the thing
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the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭

Money
New car
Pussy
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
This is an important week. I hope your family gathering is fun and everyone in your family makes fun of the dumb relative. Also may your sports team beat your rival.
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Reposted by Anonymous IV
Cal football GM Ron Rivera announced he has 14 candidates for the Bears’ job as head coach, which includes both interim head coach Nick Rolovich and offensive coordinator Bryan Harsin.
Cal’s Rivera has initial list of head coach candidates to replace Wilcox
Cal football GM Ron Rivera announced he has 14 candidates for the Bears’ job as head coach, which includes both interim head coach Nick Rolovich and offensive coordinator Bryan Harsin.
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November 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to all!
November 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I talked to reputable law firm about taking my case of collision. Their intake coordinator already has the police report & photos of how messed up i was. I feel relieved. If they don’t take the case, they will refer to reputable law firm that specializes in car/bicycle collisions.
November 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
A glass of beer, Cellarmaker Hazy IPA. A slice pizza with calabacitas and red onions
November 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I’m sorry for straying from you
November 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Police at the slice place. They are here to arrest some slices. They are guilty of being delicious.
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 AM
It is almost time for all of you to vote for the Commentariat Heismen. Remember to take into account what their pets and spouses think of them. Don’t make it a popularity contest.
November 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Not a Thanksgiving story, but fifty years ago in Mexico my sisters and I had a dish prepared by our maternal grandfather. I’ve only have had the dish once and I still remember it. It literally died with him.
I spent like ten years trying to perfect the technique of my grandma’s apple pie filling, trying so many different ways — thickening with corn starch, cooking the filling in advance — and one year I said “Dad? I think I did it!”

And he said “oh she used the stuff out of the can.”

I was fuming.
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore

I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
“McCaffrey…will he score from the first play of the game?”
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
The Braceros
I figure Ken Burns has one, maybe two big documentary series in him before he fully retires. What do you think they should be? My votes include Football, Hip-Hop, World War 1, Reconstruction (though Skip Gates did this one well), Iraq/Afghanistan, 19th Century Expansionism.
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Pitter Panther Patter?
November 25, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Share a 90’s move you think deserves more love.
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I got the Pfizer Phantic injection today. I’m now Gritty against the COVID
November 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
A glass of beer, Drake’s Flyaway Pilsner . A bacon & potato slice.
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I’m just amazed that the simple solution isn’t roasted turkey and red chili tamales
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 4:36 AM
All that aren’t tamales
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Just realized how important the 66 year is in English history. 1066, 1666, &1966
Soccer in English is disgustingly horrible because England hasn’t won anything since 66
November 24, 2025 at 3:22 AM
EMTs at the slice place. It is an emergency. They need slices.
November 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Reposted by Anonymous IV
El chavismo celebra el cumpleaños 63 de Nicolás Maduro en medio de las tensiones con Estados Unidos.
https://efe.com/mundo/2025-11-24/gobierno-venezuela-temor-estados-unidos-liderazgo-nicolas-maduro/
November 24, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I got Christmas card from Houston today. I haven’t opened it yet. But I wonder who it could be from
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
The slice place welcomes all
November 24, 2025 at 2:15 AM
If I were a millionaire, both Cal & Stanford would have tie-dye uniforms
November 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM