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apeascends.bsky.social
formerly Ape Descendant
@apeascends.bsky.social
660 followers 510 following 1.1K posts
Once described as "surprisingly wholesome"
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apeascends.bsky.social
formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · Aug 17
Crazy how a few degrees in temperature lifts my mood
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apeascends.bsky.social
formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 5h
The Sloppers versus The Clankers: 3D Adventure World
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apeascends.bsky.social
formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 5h
$50 each, or split between us?
apeascends.bsky.social
formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 5h
Good luck with that.
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apeascends.bsky.social
formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 6h
Same mate, same.
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apeascends.bsky.social
formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 6h
The Hilarious Ross Mathews as a third, split between them
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apeascends.bsky.social
formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 6h
I'm not.
I'm neither of those things.
apeascends.bsky.social
formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 6h
@sandyhorne.bsky.social, fyi
apeascends.bsky.social
formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 14h
It sure is a different skill.
Come & hang out with me soon, Babycakes. I can show you deeper insecurities than physical ones.
❤️
apeascends.bsky.social
formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 20h
It's classy.
It's classic.
It's camp.
It's $12.99 a bottle.
🍷
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apeascends.bsky.social
formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 21h
Nice.
I thought you were referencing the "Any excuse to Matteuse" tag line is all.

youtu.be/oFg1NbSyWgg
Mateus Rosé Wine Commercial (1972)
YouTube video by Bionic Disco
youtu.be
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apeascends.bsky.social
formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 21h
Is that Matteus?
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apeascends.bsky.social
formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 21h
Good morning from the suburbs!
View of a secondary satellite city somewhere near Sydney, photo taken from the top of the hill with the mansions
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apeascends.bsky.social
formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 1d
You may get knocked down, but you'll get up again. They'll never keep you down.
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apeascends.bsky.social
formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 1d
Sigh. 🙄

No. I'm the Balkans. We're breaking up.
apeascends.bsky.social
formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 1d
Don't worry.
It will be over in 18 minutes
apeascends.bsky.social
formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 1d
Preach Sister!
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apeascends.bsky.social
formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 2d
A movie i could only watch once, even though i could not look away
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apeascends.bsky.social
formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 2d
If you need to clean out, do it safely.
Public Announcement poster from City of Sydney Council. "Sydney is cleaning out safely".
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apeascends.bsky.social
formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 3d
Bachelor's Handbag* Serving Suggestion:

Best served standing over a sink in your underwear & wrapping bones in newspaper. Reduced price at the end of the day preferred.

(*This is a cooked rotisserie chicken from a supermarket.)
Chicken bones about to be wrapped in a catalogue so the cats can't get them
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apeascends.bsky.social
formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 3d
They look like they could all be 14 and 70 at the same time
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apeascends.bsky.social
formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 3d
Spectacular!
So wonderful to see!
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apeascends.bsky.social
formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 3d
"Sorry I'm late for work, boss. I took time to smell the roses."
Big red roses
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apeascends.bsky.social
formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 3d
Maybe you should coordinate that better
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apeascends.bsky.social
formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 3d
Making _another_ live action Street Fighter. Can't forget Kylie Minogue in the 1994 version.
Street Fighter (1994) movie poster with Jean Claude van Damme, Raul Julia & Kylie Minogue.
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apeascends.bsky.social
formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 3d
Follow your dreams.

Can you swim?
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