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formerly Ape Descendant

@apeascends.bsky.social

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Once described as "surprisingly wholesome"

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formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · Aug 17

Crazy how a few degrees in temperature lifts my mood

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formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 3h

It sure is a different skill.
Come & hang out with me soon, Babycakes. I can show you deeper insecurities than physical ones.
❤️

formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 10h

It's classy.
It's classic.
It's camp.
It's $12.99 a bottle.
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formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 10h

Nice.
I thought you were referencing the "Any excuse to Matteuse" tag line is all.

youtu.be/oFg1NbSyWgg

Mateus Rosé Wine Commercial (1972)

YouTube video by Bionic Disco

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formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 11h

Is that Matteus?

formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 11h

Good morning from the suburbs!

View of a secondary satellite city somewhere near Sydney, photo taken from the top of the hill with the mansions

formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 1d

You may get knocked down, but you'll get up again. They'll never keep you down.

formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 1d

Sigh. 🙄

No. I'm the Balkans. We're breaking up.

formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 1d

Don't worry.
It will be over in 18 minutes

formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 1d

Preach Sister!

formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 1d

A movie i could only watch once, even though i could not look away

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formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 1d

If you need to clean out, do it safely.

Public Announcement poster from City of Sydney Council.
"Sydney is cleaning out safely".

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formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 2d

Bachelor's Handbag* Serving Suggestion:

Best served standing over a sink in your underwear & wrapping bones in newspaper. Reduced price at the end of the day preferred.

(*This is a cooked rotisserie chicken from a supermarket.)

Chicken bones about to be wrapped in a catalogue so the cats can't get them

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formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 2d

They look like they could all be 14 and 70 at the same time

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formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 2d

Spectacular!
So wonderful to see!

formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 3d

"Sorry I'm late for work, boss. I took time to smell the roses."

formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 3d

Maybe you should coordinate that better

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formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 3d

Making _another_ live action Street Fighter. Can't forget Kylie Minogue in the 1994 version.

Street Fighter (1994) movie poster with Jean Claude van Damme, Raul Julia & Kylie Minogue.

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formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 3d

Follow your dreams.

Can you swim?

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formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 3d

Don't make a habit of it

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formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 3d

The clencher was when I attempted to do something I used to enjoy & I either couldn't muster the strength or I couldn't stop thinking about work.

That's a lousy way to live.

formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 3d

[Bookmarking this so I can give you an intelligent response. Remind me in a few days.]

formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 3d

(This is surprisingly profound. Well done.)

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formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 3d

I thought it was porn

formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 3d

Do you think he even knows it's a gay bar?

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formerly Ape Descendant @apeascends.bsky.social · 3d

Absolutely.
The only call.

There is something which is separate to mental health or physical health. And it was _that thing_ that was slowly dying by 10 hour days, nightmares about work & continuous small infections.

I hope I've stopped that now.