formerly Ape Descendant
@apeascends.bsky.social
Once described as "surprisingly wholesome"
Pinned
Crazy how a few degrees in temperature lifts my mood
What 5 events defined your childhood?
1. Wet dream about other Scouts
2. Smoking cones w my sister
3. Winning a competition w 1st prize a trip to LA
4. Running for my life from other kids who would beat me
5. Being called 'spastic' by a teacher
Or do they need to be TV things?
1. Wet dream about other Scouts
2. Smoking cones w my sister
3. Winning a competition w 1st prize a trip to LA
4. Running for my life from other kids who would beat me
5. Being called 'spastic' by a teacher
Or do they need to be TV things?
What five events defined your childhood?
1. Watching Jurassic Park on the tv
2. Watching Titanic on the tv
3. Discovering Pokémon through my oldest brother’s Silver copy
4. YouTube is created
5. Polyrhythm by Perfume in Cars 2
1. Watching Jurassic Park on the tv
2. Watching Titanic on the tv
3. Discovering Pokémon through my oldest brother’s Silver copy
4. YouTube is created
5. Polyrhythm by Perfume in Cars 2
What five events defined your childhood?
1. The premiere of Star Trek: Voyager
2. Seven of Nine joins the crew
3. The Doctor gets his mobile emitter
4. USS Equinox is found
5. Voyager returns to the Alpha Quadrant
1. The premiere of Star Trek: Voyager
2. Seven of Nine joins the crew
3. The Doctor gets his mobile emitter
4. USS Equinox is found
5. Voyager returns to the Alpha Quadrant
December 11, 2025 at 12:01 PM
What 5 events defined your childhood?
1. Wet dream about other Scouts
2. Smoking cones w my sister
3. Winning a competition w 1st prize a trip to LA
4. Running for my life from other kids who would beat me
5. Being called 'spastic' by a teacher
Or do they need to be TV things?
1. Wet dream about other Scouts
2. Smoking cones w my sister
3. Winning a competition w 1st prize a trip to LA
4. Running for my life from other kids who would beat me
5. Being called 'spastic' by a teacher
Or do they need to be TV things?
Good morning from The Island
December 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Good morning from The Island
Good morning from the island.
December 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Good morning from the island.
Some of you are far too comfortable wearing socks with slides.
Stop doing this.
Your immediate attention to this matter is appreciated.
Stop doing this.
Your immediate attention to this matter is appreciated.
December 5, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Some of you are far too comfortable wearing socks with slides.
Stop doing this.
Your immediate attention to this matter is appreciated.
Stop doing this.
Your immediate attention to this matter is appreciated.
Scored a new bathroom mirror. Now I need somewhere to stick it up.
December 4, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Scored a new bathroom mirror. Now I need somewhere to stick it up.
Every time I listen to The Beach Boys I'm reminded how FUCKEN GOOD The Beach Boys are/were. It's so easy to forget this.
December 4, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Every time I listen to The Beach Boys I'm reminded how FUCKEN GOOD The Beach Boys are/were. It's so easy to forget this.
Something I've noticed since finishing up work...
My rage has subsided.
My rage has subsided.
December 3, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Something I've noticed since finishing up work...
My rage has subsided.
My rage has subsided.
Good morning from the suburbs.
December 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Good morning from the suburbs.
C'mon cunt.
Knock me down.
But when I get back up again you better fucken run!
Knock me down.
But when I get back up again you better fucken run!
December 2, 2025 at 3:10 AM
C'mon cunt.
Knock me down.
But when I get back up again you better fucken run!
Knock me down.
But when I get back up again you better fucken run!
Good morning from the suburbs.
(Needs sound- rainbow lorikeets.)
(Needs sound- rainbow lorikeets.)
December 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Good morning from the suburbs.
(Needs sound- rainbow lorikeets.)
(Needs sound- rainbow lorikeets.)
No chance to do sit-ups today
November 30, 2025 at 7:52 PM
No chance to do sit-ups today
I'm going to a wedding today.
What to wear?
Why did I leave it to the last minute to think about this?
What to wear?
Why did I leave it to the last minute to think about this?
November 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I'm going to a wedding today.
What to wear?
Why did I leave it to the last minute to think about this?
What to wear?
Why did I leave it to the last minute to think about this?
Once the sun moves I can finish weeding here
November 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Once the sun moves I can finish weeding here
Note: When buying CK underwear get it one size larger because the cut is 'snug'
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Note: When buying CK underwear get it one size larger because the cut is 'snug'
5.15 am.
Good morning from the suburbs.
Good morning from the suburbs.
November 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
5.15 am.
Good morning from the suburbs.
Good morning from the suburbs.
Do you think Jolene got the message and backed off?
November 25, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Do you think Jolene got the message and backed off?
5am and I'm checking what time the sun comes up.
I've got things to do today!
I've got things to do today!
November 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
5am and I'm checking what time the sun comes up.
I've got things to do today!
I've got things to do today!
Drop-off Day.
So today I caught a bus & train in to the city; left my laptop & swipe on a desk in an empty room; sent a photo of that to a number I don't know.
After nearly 6 years that's it.
"Thank you for your time."
So today I caught a bus & train in to the city; left my laptop & swipe on a desk in an empty room; sent a photo of that to a number I don't know.
After nearly 6 years that's it.
"Thank you for your time."
November 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Drop-off Day.
So today I caught a bus & train in to the city; left my laptop & swipe on a desk in an empty room; sent a photo of that to a number I don't know.
After nearly 6 years that's it.
"Thank you for your time."
So today I caught a bus & train in to the city; left my laptop & swipe on a desk in an empty room; sent a photo of that to a number I don't know.
After nearly 6 years that's it.
"Thank you for your time."
Good morning from the suburbs
November 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Good morning from the suburbs
Both the Nolan Sisters and Men Without Hats seek to answer the same question.
Yes Sir, they can boogie. They can dance; they can dance if they wanna.
Yes Sir, they can boogie. They can dance; they can dance if they wanna.
November 20, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Both the Nolan Sisters and Men Without Hats seek to answer the same question.
Yes Sir, they can boogie. They can dance; they can dance if they wanna.
Yes Sir, they can boogie. They can dance; they can dance if they wanna.
This cat only considers himself 'Fed' if I feed him. If anyone else feeds him he may eat it, but will always ask me for his dinner
November 20, 2025 at 8:59 AM
This cat only considers himself 'Fed' if I feed him. If anyone else feeds him he may eat it, but will always ask me for his dinner
So today is my last real "in office" day. I thought I would be happier but today it really does feel like a cowardly defeat.
November 19, 2025 at 11:09 PM
So today is my last real "in office" day. I thought I would be happier but today it really does feel like a cowardly defeat.
What's something you never used to enjoy when you were younger but now do?
I'll go first.
Aerosmith.
I'll go first.
Aerosmith.
November 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
What's something you never used to enjoy when you were younger but now do?
I'll go first.
Aerosmith.
I'll go first.
Aerosmith.
It's 33 degrees & this little guy is staying nice & toasty
November 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
It's 33 degrees & this little guy is staying nice & toasty
Husband's birthday today.
If you see me referring to "Husband, 61..." it's because he's now that age and not because I got married again.
If you see me referring to "Husband, 61..." it's because he's now that age and not because I got married again.
November 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Husband's birthday today.
If you see me referring to "Husband, 61..." it's because he's now that age and not because I got married again.
If you see me referring to "Husband, 61..." it's because he's now that age and not because I got married again.