formerly Ape Descendant
@apeascends.bsky.social
Once described as "surprisingly wholesome"
Not a puppy, and crossed with a Dane, but still.
December 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Not a puppy, and crossed with a Dane, but still.
Good morning from The Island
December 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Good morning from The Island
Good morning from the island.
December 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Good morning from the island.
Settle down. I'm holding toothpaste.
December 4, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Settle down. I'm holding toothpaste.
Scored a new bathroom mirror. Now I need somewhere to stick it up.
December 4, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Scored a new bathroom mirror. Now I need somewhere to stick it up.
Every time I listen to The Beach Boys I'm reminded how FUCKEN GOOD The Beach Boys are/were. It's so easy to forget this.
December 4, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Every time I listen to The Beach Boys I'm reminded how FUCKEN GOOD The Beach Boys are/were. It's so easy to forget this.
Good morning from the suburbs.
December 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Good morning from the suburbs.
Good morning from the suburbs.
(Needs sound- rainbow lorikeets.)
(Needs sound- rainbow lorikeets.)
December 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Good morning from the suburbs.
(Needs sound- rainbow lorikeets.)
(Needs sound- rainbow lorikeets.)
No chance to do sit-ups today
November 30, 2025 at 7:52 PM
No chance to do sit-ups today
Once the sun moves I can finish weeding here
November 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Once the sun moves I can finish weeding here
Note: When buying CK underwear get it one size larger because the cut is 'snug'
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Note: When buying CK underwear get it one size larger because the cut is 'snug'
5.15 am.
Good morning from the suburbs.
Good morning from the suburbs.
November 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
5.15 am.
Good morning from the suburbs.
Good morning from the suburbs.
Update: I feel asleep again & it now looks like I've missed my chance to get up at all
November 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Update: I feel asleep again & it now looks like I've missed my chance to get up at all
Good morning from the suburbs
November 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Good morning from the suburbs
This cat only considers himself 'Fed' if I feed him. If anyone else feeds him he may eat it, but will always ask me for his dinner
November 20, 2025 at 8:59 AM
This cat only considers himself 'Fed' if I feed him. If anyone else feeds him he may eat it, but will always ask me for his dinner
It's 33 degrees & this little guy is staying nice & toasty
November 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
It's 33 degrees & this little guy is staying nice & toasty
After napping yesterday I slept well overnight. I could sleep more now.
I think I am "relaxed".
Maybe even "chillaxed".
I think I am "relaxed".
Maybe even "chillaxed".
November 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
After napping yesterday I slept well overnight. I could sleep more now.
I think I am "relaxed".
Maybe even "chillaxed".
I think I am "relaxed".
Maybe even "chillaxed".
Are they still there though?
November 16, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Are they still there though?
Really?
Because you've caught me at an inopportune time
Because you've caught me at an inopportune time
November 14, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Really?
Because you've caught me at an inopportune time
Because you've caught me at an inopportune time
Trying to sell a mirror online
November 14, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Trying to sell a mirror online
It's alive!
ALIVE!!
ALIVE!!
November 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
It's alive!
ALIVE!!
ALIVE!!
What could they possibly have to gain from making more of these?!
November 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
What could they possibly have to gain from making more of these?!
So you know how time is an illusion and all, eh?
You could take any day's pills at any time. Imagine that!
You could take any day's pills at any time. Imagine that!
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 PM
So you know how time is an illusion and all, eh?
You could take any day's pills at any time. Imagine that!
You could take any day's pills at any time. Imagine that!
Dreamt last night I went to a dance party at Sydney Uni with this guy only he was a tiny kitten & he kept getting lost but we found him in the bathroom just happily chatting to people.
November 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Dreamt last night I went to a dance party at Sydney Uni with this guy only he was a tiny kitten & he kept getting lost but we found him in the bathroom just happily chatting to people.
When someone's throwing out a CPAP machine it is like they're throwing out a walking frame. Always a sad story. 😢
November 9, 2025 at 6:18 AM
When someone's throwing out a CPAP machine it is like they're throwing out a walking frame. Always a sad story. 😢