formerly Ape Descendant
@apeascends.bsky.social
Once described as "surprisingly wholesome"
It always is.
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December 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
It always is.
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Why is Tesla making robot coffee makers in the shape of humans?
December 13, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Why is Tesla making robot coffee makers in the shape of humans?
Except me. Just between you & me, I could be doing better.
December 13, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Except me. Just between you & me, I could be doing better.
I hope you're enjoying your Saturday night
December 13, 2025 at 8:49 AM
I hope you're enjoying your Saturday night
Yes. Yes you are. ❤️
December 13, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Yes. Yes you are. ❤️
Was it you?
Did you do this?
Did you cum on your sticky rice?
Did you do this?
Did you cum on your sticky rice?
December 13, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Was it you?
Did you do this?
Did you cum on your sticky rice?
Did you do this?
Did you cum on your sticky rice?
AI no more "thinks" than a plant "wants" water & sunlight. It's a handicap of language.
December 13, 2025 at 8:44 AM
AI no more "thinks" than a plant "wants" water & sunlight. It's a handicap of language.
Can't believe he never married.
The ladies loved him!
The ladies loved him!
December 12, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Can't believe he never married.
The ladies loved him!
The ladies loved him!
I can see Lalor Park from my house!
December 11, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I can see Lalor Park from my house!
One day I'll be a supporting character in one of his novels
December 11, 2025 at 11:41 AM
One day I'll be a supporting character in one of his novels
A precious 65 kilogram baby
December 11, 2025 at 6:25 AM
A precious 65 kilogram baby
Not a puppy, and crossed with a Dane, but still.
December 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Not a puppy, and crossed with a Dane, but still.
I haven't used an upright computer or a laptop for over 3 weeks.
I'm just bragging.
I'm just bragging.
December 11, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I haven't used an upright computer or a laptop for over 3 weeks.
I'm just bragging.
I'm just bragging.
I'd let you tickle my ivories
December 11, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I'd let you tickle my ivories
I don't have a musical bone in my body.
Hbu?
Hbu?
December 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I don't have a musical bone in my body.
Hbu?
Hbu?
And i autocompleted this with "and you're lucky to be in a job..."
December 7, 2025 at 12:21 PM
And i autocompleted this with "and you're lucky to be in a job..."
It's the gays too
December 5, 2025 at 5:59 AM
It's the gays too
Is that you?
Are you the Chaos Otter?
Are you the Chaos Otter?
December 4, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Is that you?
Are you the Chaos Otter?
Are you the Chaos Otter?
We could break out some oldies and go park in disabled spots
December 4, 2025 at 11:53 AM
We could break out some oldies and go park in disabled spots