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😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️

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The "ActualPopularMonster" from 🧵 Born to Battle Taco Tits the Dick-Tator. Wife of a Gremlin, Mother of Demons, Green Witch, hairdresser, hooker (of yarn 🧶) Ready to fuck shit up for the greater good. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 🚫MAGA🚫 🚫NO DM'S!🚫 She/Her/Madam 😈

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😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · Jul 20

I posted on Threads about what it's like to have moderate/severe Depression.

I feel like it might be useful to the audience here as well:

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😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 4m

JD is such a fucking clown. He better hope he can suck off of Taco Tits's teats for a while longer, because he's got NO game and nobody even likes his smarmy fucking face.

😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 7m

I'm starting to think they aren't sending their best.

Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 22m

Out of shape goon squad 🤣

😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 10m

Not even close to 4:20 🤣

😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 15m

🌞 Happy Sunday! 🌞

Time for the birds to take their morning dirt bath 🐦

#Nature #Naturesky #BirdSky

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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 1h

Sens. Schumer, Merkley, Murray, and Peters are calling for the resignation of OMB Director Russell Vought.

"By impounding billions of dollars … and aggressively pursuing the illegal use of pocket rescissions, Vought has done everything in his power to gut the federal government piece by piece."

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😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 20m

Seeing this prompted me to schedule flu/COVID shots for my family.

😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 37m

That cognitive decline is gaining on him, fast.

😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 39m

So this is what diving head first into the shallow end feels like 🤔

Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 1h

In the last week, Donald Trump has insisted that there are no more stores left in war-ravaged Portland, asserted that Joe Biden was president during the January 6th insurrection, hosted conspiracy theorists for an "Antifa" summit, and said he'd consider pardoning his good friend the sex trafficker.

😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 40m

"Well, it was delightful up until a certain point, really I wish I had caught the ending."

😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 41m

Grampa Fox News needs to go to the dementia unit, stat.

😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 44m

"We're gonna use your taxes to pay the military so we don't piss them off too much to be able to use them to shoot Americans we don't like."

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123simco.bsky.social @123simco.bsky.social · 1h

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😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 51m

This is coming in handy this morning.

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😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 56m

Ahhh the good old days!

😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 1h

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 1h

Goons jump and tackle Captain America in
Portland.

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😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 1h

I really, truly hope and pray that the other inmates treat her like shit. I hope she suffers, both mentally and physically because its still not enough punishment for what she did.

😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 1h

Timeline cleanse! 💚

Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 1h

Turtle buffet

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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 1h

Hell, yeah ✊

Illinois State Police steps down at protest

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😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 1h

I have a "find phone" feature on my fitbit, and had to use it once because I left my phone in my bathroom. At least it wasn't already in my purse.

😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 14h

Sweet!

Now play "Nazi Punks Fuck Off!" By Dead Kennedys.

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😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 14h

Weed. Not weeds.

Yeah.

a cartoon character is standing next to a sign that says " more "

ALT: a cartoon character is standing next to a sign that says " more "

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😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 14h

Under the age of 12, they are like little plague demons. They bring it all home from school.

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 15h

It’s the Feds making Portland look like a war zone— not the protesters.

And honestly, these protesters are brilliant. They’re flipping the whole authoritarian cosplay on its ass!

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BeSeriousUSA 🐝 @beserioususa.bsky.social · 16h

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