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😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️
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The "ActualPopularMonster" from 🧵 Born to Battle Taco Tits the Dick-Tator.
Wife of a Gremlin, Mother of Demons, Green Witch, hairdresser, hooker (of yarn 🧶)
Ready to fuck shit up for the greater good.
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She/Her/Madam 😈
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I posted on Threads about what it's like to have moderate/severe Depression.

I feel like it might be useful to the audience here as well:
Fuck them Iceholes 🖕🖕
Somalis have the right to refuse entry to ice goons into their businesses.
December 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Scrolling thru my feed, seeing Taco Tits behind the podium, and all I can think to myself is
December 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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This Christmas parade was on point.
December 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Slept in my Notorious BIG shirt and woke up Hypnotized.
And I slept in my NOFX shirt
and woke up on Linoleum 🙃
Slept in my Audioslave t-shirt
and woke up "Like a Stone". 🤘
December 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Given the high suicide rates for veterans, cutting mental health and suicide prevention jobs at the Veterans Administration is UNCONSCIONABLE. The Trump administration is full of incompetent, hateful monsters.
December 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Pastor on why she patrols her neighborhood to document ICE activity:

"My faith calls me to care for my neighbors as I care for myself. I want keep my neighbors safe and I do that by putting love into action, by driving around and documenting, legally, what is happening in my city right now."
December 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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Water your tree.
December 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I'm not sure I've ever been on enough drugs to just admit to an entire audience that I'm a terrible parent who doesn't know shit about how to raise kids and isn't interested in doing the research.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Mornings like this make it difficult to keep the birdbath water from freezing over after 30 minutes. 🥶❄️

(First pic is Celcius, Second is Freedom Units)
December 9, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Make China Great Again!
The reason we don’t sell H200, and other advanced chips to China is that they have dual-use (military and civilian) capability.

These will help China improve their AI, surveillance, and cyber espionage capability.

The export controls existed strictly for NatSec purposes.
December 9, 2025 at 1:45 PM
"Gas prices lowest level in 4 years."

Sure, because it was during COVID, and nobody was fucking going anywhere.
seen on Maria Bartiromo's show
December 9, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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ICE in Burnsville, MN followed a family home, broke down their door, and abducted 4 of them at gunpoint including the parents of a 7 year old and the husband of a pregnant woman. All of this occurred without a warrant for a home owned by a US citizen. (12/6/25)
December 9, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Faith leaders across Minnesota are coming together in solidarity with their Somali neighbors!
December 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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December 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Fuck her, I hope she gets famous for all the wrong reasons 🖕🖕
WATCH: An ICE agent pushes away a home security camera as she approaches a house.

This is what a police state looks like.
December 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Horrifying
Trigger warning: ANIMAL CRUELTY & CRUELTY TO PEOPLE!

Make sure knows these stories because if it can happen to them, it can happen to you & your precious pup(see below).

Speak out against #ICELawlessness!
December 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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♥️ “ICE looked at that school, saw a community standing up for families, and decided it wasn’t worth it.”
December 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Fuck this, I'm writing a book.

I can do way better than this.
Only 17 pages in and I am winded.

This passage, folks… Don’t ever write like this. Just don’t do it.
December 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Let me stop you right there, Mr. Creepy.

Stay the fuck outta this whole entire conversation, dickwad.
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Good Morning! On this day, (Monday) December 8 in 1919 Julia Robinson was born. She was an American mathematician noted for her contributions to the fields of computability theory and computational complexity theory—most notably in decision problems.

#HERstory #WomeninSTEM 🧪
December 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
This deserves a repost.

Its always been one of my favorites 💜
Since Trump is trashing the Kennedy Center Honors, I thought I'd share one of the best performances ever. Fuck Trump.
youtube.com/watch?v=2cZ_...
Heart - Stairway to Heaven Led Zeppelin - Kennedy Center Honors HD
YouTube video by Mark Pakula
youtube.com
December 8, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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First Amendment.
December 8, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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What I always hear: “We can’t afford to pay our workers more than $15 an hour.”

What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”

Funny how that works.
December 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM