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😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️

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The "ActualPopularMonster" from 🧵 Born to Battle Taco Tits the Dick-Tator. Wife of a Gremlin, Mother of Demons, Green Witch, hairdresser, hooker (of yarn 🧶) Ready to fuck shit up for the greater good. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 🚫MAGA🚫 🚫NO DM'S!🚫 She/Her/Madam 😈

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😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · Jul 20

I posted on Threads about what it's like to have moderate/severe Depression.

I feel like it might be useful to the audience here as well:

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😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 6h

For me, I'm gonna have to say, "Black out, and when I wake up, I'm surrounded by cops, covered in blood, and have to explain why I can't remember ripping a man to shreds with with teeth and hands."

My Mr had my feet pinned and started tickling, once. Somehow, he ended up in a choke hold.

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El Howieson @elhowieson.bsky.social · 7h

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

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😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 6h

Reminder: Taco Tits doesn't care if you can get your flu/COVID shots as long as he gets his.

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 7h

Reminder: Trump vaccinates himself 👇🏽

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😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 6h

So if anyone wants to know what white trash looks like, that's it right there.

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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 7h

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 6h

CARTOON OF THE DAY

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😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 16h

Perfect.

No notes.

News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 1d

Nice work Jim Watson, nice work.

A photo from yesterday’s Trunp Cabinet meeting. Taken from a low position the decorations on the wall behind the orange felon make him look like he has devil’s horns.

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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 17h

No one is covering the GOP's scheme to rig congressional maps for 2026 as closely as Democracy Docket. It is providing gavel to gavel coverage of the ongoing hearing over whether the Texas gerrymander will be in place for the midterms.

Support its work by subscribing now. hubs.ly/Q03M8rql0

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😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 16h

#FuckICE

Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 17h

ICE GOONS crash into car and then point weapons to kidnap man.

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😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 17h

Like I said, the brightly colored hair is working.

It makes greasy looking shitstains like that go creeping elsewhere.

😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 17h

Tunnel = Deathtrap.

Because you know there's jack shit for safety and emergency measures.

😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 17h

I had a Meemaw who would use saffron liberally because food had to wrap around you like a blanket and permeate your bones.

😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 17h

Brightly colored hair works great at keeping the creeps at bay.

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😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 17h

Fastest block so far.

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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 18h

They are coming for people

Do not remain silent

Now is the time to speak out before it is too late

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 18h

#satire

>>SATIRICAL NEWS

Trump Furious After Photo Captures His True Form

Trump Orders Photographer Executed

pic of trump with others and he has horns lit up behind him like a demon

Getty images
credit. JIM WATSON

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😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 17h

There are fires all over the place around here, too, its called the local campground. POTUS is a fucking moron.

😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 19h

Damn!

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😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 19h

Yes, but I don't have enough time and chloroform to find out.

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😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 19h

Frog said "Fuck you, Toad. You're an ignorant bastard."

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😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 19h

The bigger question is, if the POTUS is no longer mentally competent, what happens when the people around him who are supposed to do something about it, do nothing?

Looks like we are finding out in real time, and I'm hating every minute of it.

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 19h

I made a horrible decision last night and told chat that I’d do a 24-hr livestream if we raise $100k with these streams by the 19th.

So if that’s an incentive to tune in… there you go.

Joe McKirdy @joemckirdy.bsky.social · 1d

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promises to do a 24 hr livestream if her campaign reaches $100k in donations. If you want an unapologetically pro-democracy Congress, please consider donating. If you want to see her stream for 24 hours, please donate to the stream specific url.

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😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 19h

Wow! Good luck with all the lawsuits, jackass!

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😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 19h

I need a lawyer to weigh in on this:

Did he not just admit to illegal firing, and can everyone fired from here on out use this clip and his words as grounds to sue for unlawful firing?

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 19h

Q: How many layoffs have you authorized?

TRUMP: It'll be a lot. And it'll be Democrat-oriented.

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😈 Laney The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 19h

Toad is a complete buzzkill.

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