Collin 'Appears To Be A Typo' Woodard
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Finding out a lot of people think they're too good for uncrustables tonight
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women are always saying they want their husbands to be more spontaneous, and what could be more spontaneous than buying an rv
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if i know anything about women, she'll definitely appreciate the surprise
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I guess I should've known better, but I've been shocked how many medical professionals are wildly anti-pedestrian (GF works in a hospital, so my social circle here is mostly nurses)
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(my dms are 100% open for obvious reasons here)
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lmao john oliver showed a clip of a UTX professor who i'm almost certain used to be a uga law professor who married one of his students (the younger sister of a girl i graduated with)
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if john oliver dedicated 35 minutes to how much i suck as a person, i would simply curl up and die
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Mysterious Sign Impossible to Understand, Probably Means Nothing, Drivers Say
Photo of a "state law stop for pedestrians within crosswalk" sign at an intersection
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It may be hard to understand, but IPAs are only the most popular beer style in the U.S. because nobody likes them or buys them.
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Not gonna go line-by-line bc who cares but to note a particularly grating section: this has cause/effect almost exactly wrong. The author isn't working with up-to-date facts about the industry, and is making the mistake (?) of arguing that the things he likes are the things that are popular. No!
There are a few simple steps the craft beer industry can take to immediately address its downturn. For starters, it must abandon the I.P.A. arms race. Craft beer’s obsession with hops has gone too far, as what started as a rebellion against bland lagers has spiraled into a bitter, boozy blur. Double I.P.A.s. Triple I.P.A.s. Hazy. Juicy. Dank. West Coast. New England. Most taste like pine resin with a splash of grapefruit pith, and not in a good way.
Craft breweries also cranked up the alcohol: 10 percent to 12 percent alcohol by volume is common now, more than double a standard beer. Dogfish Head’s 120 Minute I.P.A. hits 18 percent — a sweet, heavy nightcap. But beer isn’t bourbon. You don’t swirl it in a snifter and reflect on your childhood. You drink a few, with friends, and it’s supposed to refresh, not knock you out. Brewers chasing complexity are losing the people who just want something cold, crisp and repeatable. I love a good I.P.A., but bring back the pilsner, the amber, the pale ale, or reinvent the lager, as many have.
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Drive partner: Jack Baruth
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In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
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Actually, more importantly, how'd it go with Ms. Mtn Brook?
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That's gotta be 1400 hp hanging off the back there, right?
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Go Dawgs (pretty sure that's an Insetta Boatworks design, which is headquartered in Georgia)
Photo of the Lanai V, a 45 foot fishing boat with four Suzuki engines hanging off the back in the harbor on Lanai
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It's hard to make me wish I was in Birmingham, but you're doing a good job of it right now
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Something tells me he's more of a Pickup Man
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GF kept trying to pet the rescue cats without giving them treats first, and for some reason, that didn't work out super well for her
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Slapping one of these bad boys on the bathroom door of every airplane I fly on
Sticker showing two bare feet in a red circle with a cross through them, plus the word mahalo