Collin 'Appears To Be A Typo' Woodard
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Oh yeah the headline is confusing, it looks like they integrated Target connection *into* ChatGPT.
Which makes it even stupider. People don't want to shop at Target as is - they think people will do it from inside of ChatGPT?
Which makes it even stupider. People don't want to shop at Target as is - they think people will do it from inside of ChatGPT?
Maybe I’m misinterpreting the article but I’m reading it as Target is putting its app within ChatGPT, as opposed to putting ChatGPT into the Target app.
In other words, a shopper would have to deliberately go into ChatGPT to experience this functionality.
In other words, a shopper would have to deliberately go into ChatGPT to experience this functionality.
December 1, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Oh yeah the headline is confusing, it looks like they integrated Target connection *into* ChatGPT.
Which makes it even stupider. People don't want to shop at Target as is - they think people will do it from inside of ChatGPT?
Which makes it even stupider. People don't want to shop at Target as is - they think people will do it from inside of ChatGPT?
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The Twitter account for the Turning Point USA chapter at OU seems to have only started posting last week with an anti-trans pressure campaign. And then, oh gosh, what are the odds that they just happened to immediately find someone who claims to have been discriminated against by a trans person?
December 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The Twitter account for the Turning Point USA chapter at OU seems to have only started posting last week with an anti-trans pressure campaign. And then, oh gosh, what are the odds that they just happened to immediately find someone who claims to have been discriminated against by a trans person?
God I can't wait to be out of this house and away from this toilet that whistles for 60 seconds every time you flush it
December 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
God I can't wait to be out of this house and away from this toilet that whistles for 60 seconds every time you flush it
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Farewell Mark Stoops and his love for Kroger Hummus.
December 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Farewell Mark Stoops and his love for Kroger Hummus.
I have a terrible idea
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December 1, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I have a terrible idea
As much as I hate Ole Miss and want nothing but bad things to happen to them, I do still cherish the memory of a friend's Bama-fan girlfriend sobbing at the bar in 2014 after they lost to Ole Miss. My one good Ole Miss memory.
December 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
As much as I hate Ole Miss and want nothing but bad things to happen to them, I do still cherish the memory of a friend's Bama-fan girlfriend sobbing at the bar in 2014 after they lost to Ole Miss. My one good Ole Miss memory.
Richard Kind
This is a Bill Simmons game, but you’re stranded on a desert island. You can only have one actor’s filmography. You get it all, including cameos. But just the one performer.
I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
December 1, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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Hold these these autonomous vehicle companies to the standard we hold commercial aviation. (Near perfect safety)
Not a tiny bit better than your drunk uncle and 16-yo drivers who are texting (the current road safety standard, which is through the floor)
Not a tiny bit better than your drunk uncle and 16-yo drivers who are texting (the current road safety standard, which is through the floor)
November 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Hold these these autonomous vehicle companies to the standard we hold commercial aviation. (Near perfect safety)
Not a tiny bit better than your drunk uncle and 16-yo drivers who are texting (the current road safety standard, which is through the floor)
Not a tiny bit better than your drunk uncle and 16-yo drivers who are texting (the current road safety standard, which is through the floor)
Pope's not welcome here
November 30, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Pope's not welcome here
I like to tell myself I'm still young and fun, but I just had the urge to tell someone about a new tote I recently got, so I think we can all agree that's no longer the case
November 30, 2025 at 8:05 AM
I like to tell myself I'm still young and fun, but I just had the urge to tell someone about a new tote I recently got, so I think we can all agree that's no longer the case
Found the one bar in Kona that also has Wyoming fans, and they are not happy
November 30, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Found the one bar in Kona that also has Wyoming fans, and they are not happy
Everyone making fun of Karoline Leavitt's dry-ass Thanksgiving meal is forgetting that, at her husband's age, strong flavors can be overwhelming, and his doctors get mad whenever he eats too much salt.
November 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Everyone making fun of Karoline Leavitt's dry-ass Thanksgiving meal is forgetting that, at her husband's age, strong flavors can be overwhelming, and his doctors get mad whenever he eats too much salt.
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I did a comic about this three years ago.
November 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I did a comic about this three years ago.
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oliver cromwell be like
November 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM
oliver cromwell be like
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see what you’ve got here is a classic case of too many dries. you’ve got all dries, no wets. major blunder
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
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November 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
see what you’ve got here is a classic case of too many dries. you’ve got all dries, no wets. major blunder
Since everyone's shopping for Christmas presents, just FYI, fashion brands (Versace, Tom Ford, etc.) sell absolute dogshit watches, and you should not buy them even if they're on some mega sale.
November 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Since everyone's shopping for Christmas presents, just FYI, fashion brands (Versace, Tom Ford, etc.) sell absolute dogshit watches, and you should not buy them even if they're on some mega sale.
My internet has been out for like 30 hours, and we just assumed the landlord was also mad about it because it's a main house/guest house situation. Nope. He just changed internet providers and didn't bother to tell us.
November 29, 2025 at 5:18 AM
My internet has been out for like 30 hours, and we just assumed the landlord was also mad about it because it's a main house/guest house situation. Nope. He just changed internet providers and didn't bother to tell us.
One of the nurses said my mashed potatoes were the first mashed potatoes she'd ever liked. Because previously, she'd only ever had them unseasoned.
November 28, 2025 at 7:47 AM
One of the nurses said my mashed potatoes were the first mashed potatoes she'd ever liked. Because previously, she'd only ever had them unseasoned.
Wait why are you in your jammies I haven't even taken the chicken out of the oven yet
November 28, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Wait why are you in your jammies I haven't even taken the chicken out of the oven yet
Should I have bought two normal-sized chickens instead of one giant 7 pound Franken-chicken? Yes. Could I resist buying the giant 7 pound Franken-chicken? No, I could not.
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Should I have bought two normal-sized chickens instead of one giant 7 pound Franken-chicken? Yes. Could I resist buying the giant 7 pound Franken-chicken? No, I could not.
Also, season 4 of Stranger Things was bad, actually, and you cannot convince me otherwise
Obama was still president when the first season of Stranger Things aired
November 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Also, season 4 of Stranger Things was bad, actually, and you cannot convince me otherwise
Obama was still president when the first season of Stranger Things aired
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Obama was still president when the first season of Stranger Things aired
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MY NAME IS OZYMANDIAS KING OF KINGS
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
MY NAME IS OZYMANDIAS KING OF KINGS
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Just a reminder for no reason that our federal government likes to lie. Especially now.
November 27, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Just a reminder for no reason that our federal government likes to lie. Especially now.
Doors are locked because hell the fuck no, but we just heard what sounded like a small child crying outside one of our windows?????
November 27, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Doors are locked because hell the fuck no, but we just heard what sounded like a small child crying outside one of our windows?????