I wonder if its dialysis and the reason he wears so much make-up is to hide the effects.

I really hope its terminal. 🙏

Let them eat each other, Idc, I'm too busy trying to figure out how to pay my bills.

If I see this shit in my area, I would put myself right in between that old fuck and the delivery guy. You wanna play racist games, Grampa? Let's fucking go.

The least I can do is distract the fucker so the poor delivery guy can escape.

I'm really starting to wonder. 🤔

What self-respecting woman would put up with a dog of a man like that?

As a pagan Hedge Witch, I can tell you there is an Afterlife - and the best part is, even atheists go there. Your Afterlife isn't based on belief in a deity. Its based on how you live your life and treat others.

Most atheists I know act better than Christians.

There is a place in the Afterlife where Jimmy Hendrix, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Prince, Tom Petty, Roy Clark, and Eddie Van Halen are having a jam session and everyone stays for a little while to hear them play.

They never get tired, and the take breaks when they want - it's their Heaven.

To be fair, its pretty common to put your meat in a stove. So I can see where they may have gotten confused with the directions.

To this day, I have no idea why I didn't ask him out or try to date him. He was genuinely a nice guy, and he probably would've been a great boyfriend.

To be fair, I'm not sure if he ever really asked ME out, though, either, so maybe it was just never meant anyway.

I remember one night, when I was maybe 19 or 20, I went to the local pool hall (that no longer exists) to hang out.

One of my guy friends took me out to the parking lot to his truck, grabbed his guitar, and said, "I learned a new song" and played the opening rift. He knew I loved that song.

I wish I could get rewarded for being such a cupid stunt.

I still don't trust her or like her, but I am glad to see her speaking up like this. I know she probably has nefarious reasons for doing so, but for now, I'll take it 🍿

His hair is REALLY thinning out.

He's getting to a point where it will be impossible to hide.

And yet, sadly predictable.

Someone whose wife cheated on him with a plumber.

Y'know, I'm not a fan of "militant vegans," but my moots who ARE vegan have never criticized my eating habits. I see nothing wrong with being vegan and sharing recipes with those who are interested. If you don't care about it, then scroll tf by.

I can't do black pepper, but they look tasty otherwise!

I love me some bacon, and IDC where it comes from. I'm willing to give it a try.

Ngl, depending on what the agents look like, I would try making a run for it. I'm not one for long distances, but I can sprint like a crackhead for at least a block or two.