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tevistickles.bsky.social
Runs with scissors in the dark
@tevistickles.bsky.social
I'm a 🌊 Dem WOKE 🏳️‍🌈 dude. Humor, snark and satire is what you will find here. Inclusion is my thing as well as gardening, the natural world, cooking, exercise, architecture, creativity and baked goods. 🐈🐓🐕🐽🌿Caturday is the best day of the week.
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It's Insomniac nap time.
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November 26, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Turkey's love alternate reality cooking shows.
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Good morning everybody!!
I've got a lot of errands today and an extensive list for Costco so I'm thinking about setting up a GoFundMe page or maybe I'll just throw a bunch of cash out my window and stay home.🤷
November 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
🤟🤟🤟
#Headbangers
November 26, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Malay bantam
Extremely rare
The Roosters will attack anything that moves.
Instead of crowing they roar.
#yourdailydoseofexhibitionpoultry
November 26, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Geppetto was a freak.
#insomniaposting🦋
November 26, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Good night everybody!!
My buddy Ralph here has an big early day tomorrow destroying people's perfectly manicured lawns and chewing through all those sprinkler pipes.
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Your mom may not have been completely right about swallowing gum but she was on the right track.
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
It's officially sweater season everybody and like a good boy scout I'm prepared!
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I'm going to ask a question. How is anyone on the planet going to be able to work this contraption before their first cup of coffee?
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
This is this is how things work around my house.
November 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
When my partner (who never does laundry) criticizes the way I fold clothes.
November 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I'm a little disappointed in this stampede.
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Sign war.
November 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Your Tuesday musical interlude
November 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
This never happens when I'm getting a haircut.
November 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Book Review:
A must read. It's classic Nancy Drew, pertinent, timely and filled with clever cussing tirades.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
When nobody is watching this is what me eating shredded cheese looks like.
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
🔉🔉🔉🤣🤭😀💀
November 25, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Is anyone else out there at 3:30 in the morning doing a load of whites, cleaning the microwave and deleting a shitload of emails out of their inbox because of insomnia?
November 25, 2025 at 11:38 AM
November 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
This is why we're doing Chinese takeout for Thanksgiving this year.
November 25, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Yes, it was a cold day in hell when Sheila finally got around to doing the laundry.
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Why does Dave's Hot Chicken mascot look like some kind of methed out melted sex doll?
November 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
We'll just look at him. Obviously this bear is a big drinker.
#dudeneedsasponsor
November 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM