Runs with scissors in the dark
@tevistickles.bsky.social
I'm a 🌊 Dem WOKE 🏳️🌈 dude. Humor, snark and satire is what you will find here. Inclusion is my thing as well as gardening, the natural world, cooking, exercise, architecture, creativity and baked goods. 🐈🐓🐕🐽🌿Caturday is the best day of the week.
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It's Insomniac nap time.
a cartoon of spongebob making a funny face
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November 26, 2025 at 2:34 PM
It's Insomniac nap time.
Turkey's love alternate reality cooking shows.
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Turkey's love alternate reality cooking shows.
Good morning everybody!!
I've got a lot of errands today and an extensive list for Costco so I'm thinking about setting up a GoFundMe page or maybe I'll just throw a bunch of cash out my window and stay home.🤷
I've got a lot of errands today and an extensive list for Costco so I'm thinking about setting up a GoFundMe page or maybe I'll just throw a bunch of cash out my window and stay home.🤷
November 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Good morning everybody!!
I've got a lot of errands today and an extensive list for Costco so I'm thinking about setting up a GoFundMe page or maybe I'll just throw a bunch of cash out my window and stay home.🤷
I've got a lot of errands today and an extensive list for Costco so I'm thinking about setting up a GoFundMe page or maybe I'll just throw a bunch of cash out my window and stay home.🤷
Malay bantam
Extremely rare
The Roosters will attack anything that moves.
Instead of crowing they roar.
#yourdailydoseofexhibitionpoultry
Extremely rare
The Roosters will attack anything that moves.
Instead of crowing they roar.
#yourdailydoseofexhibitionpoultry
November 26, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Malay bantam
Extremely rare
The Roosters will attack anything that moves.
Instead of crowing they roar.
#yourdailydoseofexhibitionpoultry
Extremely rare
The Roosters will attack anything that moves.
Instead of crowing they roar.
#yourdailydoseofexhibitionpoultry
Geppetto was a freak.
#insomniaposting🦋
#insomniaposting🦋
November 26, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Geppetto was a freak.
#insomniaposting🦋
#insomniaposting🦋
Good night everybody!!
My buddy Ralph here has an big early day tomorrow destroying people's perfectly manicured lawns and chewing through all those sprinkler pipes.
My buddy Ralph here has an big early day tomorrow destroying people's perfectly manicured lawns and chewing through all those sprinkler pipes.
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Good night everybody!!
My buddy Ralph here has an big early day tomorrow destroying people's perfectly manicured lawns and chewing through all those sprinkler pipes.
My buddy Ralph here has an big early day tomorrow destroying people's perfectly manicured lawns and chewing through all those sprinkler pipes.
Your mom may not have been completely right about swallowing gum but she was on the right track.
November 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Your mom may not have been completely right about swallowing gum but she was on the right track.
It's officially sweater season everybody and like a good boy scout I'm prepared!
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
It's officially sweater season everybody and like a good boy scout I'm prepared!
I'm going to ask a question. How is anyone on the planet going to be able to work this contraption before their first cup of coffee?
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I'm going to ask a question. How is anyone on the planet going to be able to work this contraption before their first cup of coffee?
This is this is how things work around my house.
November 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
This is this is how things work around my house.
When my partner (who never does laundry) criticizes the way I fold clothes.
November 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
When my partner (who never does laundry) criticizes the way I fold clothes.
I'm a little disappointed in this stampede.
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I'm a little disappointed in this stampede.
Sign war.
November 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Sign war.
Your Tuesday musical interlude
November 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Your Tuesday musical interlude
This never happens when I'm getting a haircut.
November 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
This never happens when I'm getting a haircut.
Book Review:
A must read. It's classic Nancy Drew, pertinent, timely and filled with clever cussing tirades.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
A must read. It's classic Nancy Drew, pertinent, timely and filled with clever cussing tirades.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Book Review:
A must read. It's classic Nancy Drew, pertinent, timely and filled with clever cussing tirades.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
A must read. It's classic Nancy Drew, pertinent, timely and filled with clever cussing tirades.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
When nobody is watching this is what me eating shredded cheese looks like.
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
When nobody is watching this is what me eating shredded cheese looks like.
🔉🔉🔉🤣🤭😀💀
November 25, 2025 at 12:30 PM
🔉🔉🔉🤣🤭😀💀
Is anyone else out there at 3:30 in the morning doing a load of whites, cleaning the microwave and deleting a shitload of emails out of their inbox because of insomnia?
November 25, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Is anyone else out there at 3:30 in the morning doing a load of whites, cleaning the microwave and deleting a shitload of emails out of their inbox because of insomnia?
This is why we're doing Chinese takeout for Thanksgiving this year.
November 25, 2025 at 4:23 AM
This is why we're doing Chinese takeout for Thanksgiving this year.
Yes, it was a cold day in hell when Sheila finally got around to doing the laundry.
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Yes, it was a cold day in hell when Sheila finally got around to doing the laundry.
Why does Dave's Hot Chicken mascot look like some kind of methed out melted sex doll?
November 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Why does Dave's Hot Chicken mascot look like some kind of methed out melted sex doll?
We'll just look at him. Obviously this bear is a big drinker.
#dudeneedsasponsor
#dudeneedsasponsor
November 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
We'll just look at him. Obviously this bear is a big drinker.
#dudeneedsasponsor
#dudeneedsasponsor