Runs with scissors in the dark
@tevistickles.bsky.social
I'm a 🌊 Dem WOKE 🏳️🌈 dude. Humor, snark and satire is what you will find here. Inclusion is my thing as well as gardening, the natural world, cooking, exercise, architecture, creativity and baked goods. 🐈🐓🐕🐽🌿Caturday is the best day of the week.
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Book Review:
A must read. It's classic Nancy Drew, pertinent, timely and filled with clever cussing tirades.
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A must read. It's classic Nancy Drew, pertinent, timely and filled with clever cussing tirades.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Book Review:
A must read. It's classic Nancy Drew, pertinent, timely and filled with clever cussing tirades.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
A must read. It's classic Nancy Drew, pertinent, timely and filled with clever cussing tirades.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
When nobody is watching this is what me eating shredded cheese looks like.
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
When nobody is watching this is what me eating shredded cheese looks like.
🔉🔉🔉🤣🤭😀💀
November 25, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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Is anyone else out there at 3:30 in the morning doing a load of whites, cleaning the microwave and deleting a shitload of emails out of their inbox because of insomnia?
November 25, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Is anyone else out there at 3:30 in the morning doing a load of whites, cleaning the microwave and deleting a shitload of emails out of their inbox because of insomnia?
This is why we're doing Chinese takeout for Thanksgiving this year.
November 25, 2025 at 4:23 AM
This is why we're doing Chinese takeout for Thanksgiving this year.
Yes, it was a cold day in hell when Sheila finally got around to doing the laundry.
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Yes, it was a cold day in hell when Sheila finally got around to doing the laundry.
Why does Dave's Hot Chicken mascot look like some kind of methed out melted sex doll?
November 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Why does Dave's Hot Chicken mascot look like some kind of methed out melted sex doll?
We'll just look at him. Obviously this bear is a big drinker.
#dudeneedsasponsor
#dudeneedsasponsor
November 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
We'll just look at him. Obviously this bear is a big drinker.
#dudeneedsasponsor
#dudeneedsasponsor
It seems like only the cow knows about the stuffed animal slaughterhouse.
#peoplewilleatanything
#peoplewilleatanything
November 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
It seems like only the cow knows about the stuffed animal slaughterhouse.
#peoplewilleatanything
#peoplewilleatanything
Netflix has made some changes Sesame Street.
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Netflix has made some changes Sesame Street.
Good morning everybody!!
November 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Good morning everybody!!
Logging off
November 24, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Logging off
Trump is Putin's little puppet and they're both busy destroying America and the planet.
November 24, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Trump is Putin's little puppet and they're both busy destroying America and the planet.
Right before I tap on any of my news source apps I always say "what the actual fuck has he done now" out loud.
November 24, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Right before I tap on any of my news source apps I always say "what the actual fuck has he done now" out loud.
I love this idea for america!
November 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I love this idea for america!
A couple of very sexy chickens.
November 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
A couple of very sexy chickens.
Furry conventions may not be everyone's cup of tea but you still have to be given affirmative consent.
November 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Furry conventions may not be everyone's cup of tea but you still have to be given affirmative consent.
My actual love life. It's shocking that i don't have lockjaw or meningitis or something.
November 24, 2025 at 12:04 AM
My actual love life. It's shocking that i don't have lockjaw or meningitis or something.
Is everybody ready?
November 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Is everybody ready?
I bet Melania has no problem with this.
November 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I bet Melania has no problem with this.
Danny made plenty of friends that winter.
November 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Danny made plenty of friends that winter.
When the lunch lady tells you they're all out of chocolate milk.
November 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
When the lunch lady tells you they're all out of chocolate milk.