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Runs with scissors in the dark

@tevistickles.bsky.social

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I'm a 🌊 Dem WOKE 🏳️‍🌈 dude. Humor, snark and satire is what you will find here. Inclusion is my thing as well as gardening, the natural world, cooking, exercise, architecture, creativity and baked goods. 🐈🐓🐕🐽🌿Caturday is the best day of the week.

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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · Jan 17

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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 17m

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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 46m

I hope the possum is okay but this is how I feel every time I get caught eating ice cream or cookies in the middle of the night.

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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 3h

🤭🤣😄🤣😳💀

Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 3h

I'm pretty sure it's super old and it's is a really cheap stackable version.

Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 3h

The landlord will probably send his handyman over. I'm super non-mechanical.

Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 3h

Who would have thought he could have ever have made a comeback??

Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 4h

I think it's her mother.

Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 5h

There's nothing like a good April Fool's joke.

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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 5h

Normally I think rats are pretty cute but this is not a good look.

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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 6h

Maybe I'm getting jaded at this point but this almost sounds plausible.🤷

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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 6h

Tammy was the only person in town who did not know she was adopted.

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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 6h

The landlord is not happy.🤷

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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 7h

It may be a dump but it's my dump dammit!

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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 7h

My washing machine decided to quit working this morning.

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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 8h

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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 8h

The aortic valve transplant has done wonders for his cankles ( this is a before picture).

Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 9h

When the baguette you bought at a Bakery yesterday was left out on the counter overnight and now it's a metamorphic rock.

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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 9h

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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 9h

Felt cute, might decapitate an unsuspecting grub later.

Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 1d

Temu finally figured me out.

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Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 2d

Don't tell anybody..........

Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 2d

That is so funny I'm guessing you are the parents of that person and you're mocking them because well you know how parents walk their children

Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 2d

If you were a gay man......my entire life would have taken on a new direction.

Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 2d

For a man who proclaims God you seem sort of angry. I am a caregiver who is caregiving someone who is pretty much gone. Please don't be that guy. You know what my thing is today I'm telling everybody that I love them. I'm not sure I love you.

Runs with scissors in the dark @tevistickles.bsky.social · 2d

I never flocked together with MAGA. I found your response repulsive. That's what I'm talking about.

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