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Alf Enjoyer Morgdawg
@apostleofhank.bsky.social
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Alf Enjoyer Morgdawg @apostleofhank.bsky.social · 5d
Hello Morgdawg Nation I have recorded an instrumental morganw.bandcamp.com/track/the-pe...
The Peoria To Springfield Stomp, by Morgan W
track by Morgan W
morganw.bandcamp.com
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Alf Enjoyer Morgdawg @apostleofhank.bsky.social · 20h
Are AP voters fucking stupid at this point Miami is clearly above Ohio State lmao
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Alf Enjoyer Morgdawg @apostleofhank.bsky.social · 1d
I SAW THE TEXT
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Alf Enjoyer Morgdawg @apostleofhank.bsky.social · 1d
Update: The liberal wine mom old white women on the show lost and we all got very angry
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Alf Enjoyer Morgdawg @apostleofhank.bsky.social · 1d
Watching a shitty baking show with @regimecpa.bsky.social and @regimepup.bsky.social and we got jumpscared by Bobby Lee being a guest host
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Alf Enjoyer Morgdawg @apostleofhank.bsky.social · 1d
Watching a shitty baking show with @regimecpa.bsky.social and @regimepup.bsky.social and we got jumpscared by Bobby Lee being a guest host
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Alf Enjoyer Morgdawg @apostleofhank.bsky.social · 1d
Illinois politicians with a spine save me...save me Illinois politicians with a spine...save me
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 1d
Troopers just violently attacked protesters, tackled several, several arrests, shoving activists and press with batons.
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Alf Enjoyer Morgdawg @apostleofhank.bsky.social · 1d
Watching this Indiana Oregon game reminding me why I dislike the Big 10
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Alf Enjoyer Morgdawg @apostleofhank.bsky.social · 1d
Alright it I am going to say it

I think Bama is getting disrespected and I am tired of pretending they aren't
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Alf Enjoyer Morgdawg @apostleofhank.bsky.social · 1d
Go Hoosiers
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Alf Enjoyer Morgdawg @apostleofhank.bsky.social · 1d
YOOOOOOO
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Alf Enjoyer Morgdawg @apostleofhank.bsky.social · 1d
@lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social TY SIMPSON IS A FUCKING DAWG
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Alf Enjoyer Morgdawg @apostleofhank.bsky.social · 1d
If Bama wins Morgan stays alive. If Bama loses I throw myself into the Chicago River. If you want to continue to see me exist pray for a Bama win
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 1d
Probably gonna check on that Bama game as a hater. If Bama loses we get to make fun of @apostleofhank.bsky.social. If they win it's whatever.
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Alf Enjoyer Morgdawg @apostleofhank.bsky.social · 2d
Oh so it's raining huh? It's pouring? Let me guess, the old man is snoring too
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Alf Enjoyer Morgdawg @apostleofhank.bsky.social · 3d
If I were to move up to Edgewater only then would Edgewater need saving
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Alf Enjoyer Morgdawg @apostleofhank.bsky.social · 4d
My gay uncles are in Chattanooga leaving their chud niece who would probably enjoy Chattanooga behind in the woke city it's really heartbreaking
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Alf Enjoyer Morgdawg @apostleofhank.bsky.social · 4d
Yup. And one of those games will be up in Milwaukee
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Alf Enjoyer Morgdawg @apostleofhank.bsky.social · 4d
THE YANKEES LOSE
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Alf Enjoyer Morgdawg @apostleofhank.bsky.social · 5d
Remembering the time I passed Will Stancil on the street in Minneapolis
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Alf Enjoyer Morgdawg @apostleofhank.bsky.social · 5d
This feels oddly targeted
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Hunter🔪 @holybible.bsky.social · 5d
Guys if you take estrogen & paint your nails & use your left hand jerk off it feels like a girl is jerking you off
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Alf Enjoyer Morgdawg @apostleofhank.bsky.social · 5d
Wow I will be going to poker again tonight. Life is crazy. 2 day of a poker in a week. Unbelievable
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Alf Enjoyer Morgdawg @apostleofhank.bsky.social · 5d
People always tell me Morgan you have some weird posts are you like this in real life

Well boy do I have some bad news
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Alf Enjoyer Morgdawg @apostleofhank.bsky.social · 5d
Hello Morgdawg Nation I have recorded an instrumental morganw.bandcamp.com/track/the-pe...
The Peoria To Springfield Stomp, by Morgan W
track by Morgan W
morganw.bandcamp.com
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Alf Enjoyer Morgdawg @apostleofhank.bsky.social · 6d
A fun side effect of gender dysphoria is increased cravings for beer and other alcoholic beverages
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Alf Enjoyer Morgdawg @apostleofhank.bsky.social · 6d
This Chiefs dynasty falling apart faster than my erectile function on estrogen
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Alf Enjoyer Morgdawg @apostleofhank.bsky.social · 7d
I mean I sort of am not helping feminism with my existence either so who's to say
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Alf Enjoyer Morgdawg @apostleofhank.bsky.social · 7d
He's too swagged out we can't stop him
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